Disclaimer: I am (obviously) not JK Rowling... All characters belong to HER (Except for my own little characters such as Pocky and Shiro and in this exclusive filler, "Jose" and "Ashley").
A/N: Yeah, it's been a while… Ok, it's been about a year.
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Hello everyone! My name is Nicole. I am a dear friend of Kara, the lovely author of this fan fiction (If you haven't figured that out already…). Kara has had terrible writer's block. She didn't even write the beginning of the author note. I had to log on to her account to post something to keep this thing going. Hopefully, Kara will get over her writer's block and start writing again. Here's a little filler to keep you all entertained until then.
Filler
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"Come on Trevor, get off! I have to use the computer! You said you'd get off 20 minutes ago!" An angry Neville cried. He had report on Sean Paul due the next day for muggles studies and he really needed the use of a computer.
The brunette walked over to the prince (who was desperately trying to shield the computer from Neville's eyes by covering it with his hands), pushing him out of his chair on to the floor. Trevor immediately jumped to his feet.
"NOOOO STOOOOPP! NEVVVYYYYY! DONNN'TTT! NOOOOO! STOOOPPP!" He whined loudly and slowly began to walk out of the room backwards, with his arms out stretched towards the computer. "STOPP NOOOO DON'T NOOO! STOPPPPPITTTTTTT!" He then turned around and skipped gleefully, completely forgetting about what just happened, out the room.
Neville rolled his eyes and took a seat on the chair, eyes resting on a chat that was on the computer.
You have just entered room "chat25634029151884231875."
ghettopimp171717: hola
hotpxnkprincess: hey jose ;-)
sxyprnceofbelair: hey guyz
ghettopimp171717: mi taco durme en la banera
sxyprnceofbelair: o dat sux
hotpxnkprincess: omgz i luvvv ur spanish itz sooo hottt
ghettopimp171717: si
sxyprnceofbelair: hows da surgry goin?
ghettopimp171717: ya hows it goin
hotpxnkprincess: lol arite boobz r cumin in nicly
sxyprnceofbelair: dat gud :-D
ghettopimp171717: hay cine cerca de mi igloio en mi barrio lejos de robber baron memorial
hotpxnkprincess: ya i gess but i stl a man in odr plazez
hotpxnkprincess: omgggg stopp ur makin me sooo hott jose
sxyprnceofbelair: dats nt gud u shuld make dem make dem tink us a gurl cuz dats what u iz
ghettopimp171717: ai de mi
ghettopimp171717: yo tengo alta sombrero en mi pantalones
hotpxnkprincess: aww thnx trvor!11 if u evr ned anytin cum doan 2 my aprtmnt n ill help u owt
sxyprnceofbelair: u now i cnt du dat im stayin at da casl now
sxyprnceofbelair: with nevilll
hotpxnkprincess: ah ya uz a wizrd now lol...how dat goin?
sxyprnceofbelair: gud i guss
ghettopimp171717: si si si
ghettopimp171717: i like me
hotpxnkprincess: omgggg joseee how r u doin?
ghettopimp171717: the fam is cuming up fo chinese new yer
ghettopimp171717: u gays wnna cum?
ghettopimp171717: ooops guyz i meen
sxyprnceofbelair: lollllzz!11!11!
hotpxnkprincess: lololzz!1111 omgz jose u so bad
sxyprnceofbelair: ur so funy jose!111!
hotpxnkprincess: shur im up 4 it!11 wat bout u trev u can brin nivel
sxyprnceofbelair: relyy? thatd b so kool i tink that he leik dat
hotpxnkprincess: lololz i wna c jus how cut he iz :-
sxyprnceofbelair: i cn brng sum other freindz wit mee
sxyprnceofbelair: hez sxy as helll
sxyprnceofbelair: jst leik me
ghettopimp171717: u guyz wanna rp now?
hotpxnkprincess: lololz u kno ne otr hot guyuz u can brin?
hotpxnkprincess: ya lez rp!111
ghettopimp171717: 1 sanchez alfonzo
sxyprnceofbelair: kay
sxyprnceofbelair: shuld we start frum were we left of?
ghettopimp171717: ya i thkns sosa
ghettopimp171717: yeerfj
hotpxnkprincess: lolz wat happen last?
ghettopimp171717: i dnt remememerber
sxyprnceofbelair: uh i went and met my prnce and we were fiting
sxyprnceofbelair: the evl king
sxyprnceofbelair: sry gyz I gotta goe
sxyprnceofbelair: il;l tyi to get on agane soon
hotpxnkprincess: like ok
hotpxnkprincess: tell nevle I said hi
ghettopimp171717: adios, tell nevle i want bj from him teeheeeeee
sxyprnceofbelair: ew guyz thats gross dnt say that bout my man
sxyprnceofbelair: byyyyy!111!1!1
Neville leaned heavily against the back of the chair. From what he understood from the random letters typed in the chat in the strange internet language, things were not going to be good for him anytime soon. His hand slowly closed out of the chat room window, a sinking feeling within his stomach rising slowly within him. Chinese New Year was only a few weeks away. It was going to be a long month...
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A/N: Alrighty children, (This is still Nicole, by the way) the new chapter should be out soon. I don't know how soon though. Kara has the next Chapter semi-written, so hopefully it won't take her too long.
I hope you enjoyed this little filler. And incase you're still extremely confused (And I'm glad if you are confused, that's what she was aiming for.), this filler has nothing to do with the actual plot (or lack there of). Just a little somethin' somethin' to hold the readers over, if they haven't already completely forgotten about this fic.
Oh, and if any of you have Aol Instant Messenger, feel free to add these screen names to your buddy list if you're ever bored. Think of them as robots that'll actually respond to the rude things that are said to them.
See ya!
