Something was pointed out to me. Tsunade is Naruto's pimp, not Shino's. So as a little pre-pimp off story, here is the explanation for why that happened, note that this is only to make me not look stupid for the screw up and didn't have this pre-planned, in addition to something I just realized. They agreed to find one ho each, so this will also cover the secret never before read telepathic messages of the two pimps.
Pimp intermission.
It had been two days since the incident with naruto becoming a pimp and calling Sasuke gay. He needed revenge, because not only has his psyce been severly damaged, but his latest volume of Icha Icha paradise was full of articles on the pimps, and less of the juicy story he had been loving so much. For that they must pay, and he would do so by ruining their pimp reputations by making them brake a pimp rule. Kakashi new well of the rules for he used to be Yondames ho. He wished to forget that incedent forever by getting a few operations, but Naruto had ruined this by becoming a pimp hi self. Kakashi new what he must do and found Sasuke.
"Sasuke, I need your help," said KAkashi.
"To get revenge on Naruto? Of Course! He revealed my secret!" he said angrily.
"You are gay? I thought that was just smack talk?" replied Kakashi.
"Thats not the point!" yelled Sasuke.
"Right, but we need to make a Jutsu to make someone else look like another," siad Kakashi.
"I've got it. I'll impersanate a ho, and use it on Kurenai so she looks like Tsunade, but you'll have to dispell the Jutsu and make it since I'm to weak to think up a Jutsu good enough. Thankfully I was able to invent the whose ho belongs to who no Jutsu which prodicted everyone's ho's based on them and the ho's they currently had," said Sasuke.
"Excelent, I see you made that Jutsu so you could plan revenge?" asked Kakashi who was proud of his student.
"Actually I used it to see if any of them would get some man ho's, which they didn't hence why I now want revenge," said Sasuke clenching his fists and smiling an evil smile.
"Um..." Kakashi couldn't find the words.
"Lets pretend that never happened," replied Sasuke.
"Agreed, now I think I have a Jutsu for it," replied Kakashi with an evil voice as he wispered something in Sasukes ear. The two laughed maniacly together as Kakashi kept his eye on Sasuke making sure he didn't try anything funny.
(This part takes place in the minds of NAruto and Shino after they get there second ho's)
Naruto: Well, it would seem that two ho's is insufficient for a pimp.
Shino: Agreed.
Naruto: What the hell? Shino?
Shino: Yes?
Naruto: What the hell are you doing in my mind?
Shino: This isn't your mind, it's the PimpScape.
NAruto: Whats the PimpScape?
Shino: When the pimps of the pimpoff have doughts about how the pimpofff is currently going, their minds are temporaliy moved to the Pimpscape, that way they can discuss the changes.
Naruto: Wow, the guy who invented Pimping really thougth this stuff out thouroughly.
Shino: Indeed.
Naruto: So what should the changes be?
Shino: Three more ho's each should suffice.
Naruto: Agreed.
And with that their minds returned from the PimpScape.
(To the day of the Pimp off)
Sasuke had infultarted the area the Ho's were gathered in and did the hand seals Kakashi taught him. HE touched Kurenai's back, but Sasuke also chanted "Readers and !#$". This Jutsu created an Illusion that only effected Kurenai and the Readers. Any time that Kurenai was said the readers only read Tsunade and only during the !#$ slap competition, and after words the Jutsu was negated, giving the Illusion that Shino slapped the wrong Ho. However both Shino and NAruto saw threw this clever plan and punished Kakashi and Sasuke with the Pimp Power Clause 5, anythime a Non-pimp meddles in Pimp Business without another Pimps consent, the Pimps involved in the meddling will be given the power to banish the meddler to a nightmare world of their choosing. Here are the nighmares given to each person.
Kakashi's punishment
Kakashi stood in a large cave, wondering what was going on, but decided it wasn't so bad since he had his Icha Icha paradise. When he reached into his pocket to pull it out however, it was gone. He looked around franticly for it, until he saw it. He ran after it, but a claw from a cave behind it pulled it in. Kakashi ran in only to see every last copy of Icha Icha paradise in a pit, being burned to ashes by Gai. Gai laughed maniacly as Kakashi wept on the ground for the entire week he was locked in the nightmare, forced to watch his beloved books burn over and over agian.
Sasuke's Punsihment.
He was locked in a chair. There was nothing else in the area, just shadow and a chair. He didn't see what was so bad since there wasn't any... nevermind. They were here. The Fangirls.
"Oh god Its Sasuke!" screemed one.
"Lets violate him!" screemed another. And hundreds of fan girls began to violate him, and the worst part to Sasuke was he thought girls were disqusting creatures that didn't deserve to be near him, and none of these fan girls were men which made it worse for him. This was his one week punishment.
And for a reminder this is your last warning that voting will be over Tuesday night. Then I will begin to write the final chapter of a Pimps Tale.
