Disclaimer: I am (obviously) not JK Rowling... All characters belong to HER (Except for my own little characters such as Pocky and Shiro)
A/N: YAAAA... I KNOW I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN LONG TIME BUT I HAVEN'T EXACTLY BEEN IN THE BEST MOOD... I HAVE HAD SEVERE WRITER'S BLOCK AND SOME STUFF HAS HAPPENED THAT HASN'T EXACTLY BEEN GOOD XDD WELL ANYWAY, HERE IT IS. HOPEFULLY MY WRITING HASN'T CHANGED IN A BAD WAY '( I LOVE YOUUU GUYSSSSSS rolls off
By the way, this chapter is dedicated to my beta reader who poked me and jabbed me and kicked me until I was willing to write thisXD thanksss!
Chapter 14: Trevor doesn't have a big… Role
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Severus Snape dropped the glass of oxidation whiskey to the ground as he stared at the blue haired figure in front of him. His mouth opened just a little as if he were in an epileptic coma and drool formed at the base of his lips. Shiro giggled a little and wiped off the saliva with a green handkerchief, before shutting Severus' mouth. Soon, his mouth began to overflow with the clear liquid. Shiro sighed, stuffed the handkerchief in the dark haired man's mouth and hugged him tightly.
"I missed you Sev..." Whispered the youth. Severus soon regained himself and found his arms wrapping around the other. Severus spit the green handkerchief out of his mouth sighing as he breathed in the other's scent.
The others in the pub stared incredulously at the pair, not moving a muscle as their eyes stared at the two. In fact, all time seemed to stop as the great rift of the universe was distorted by Severus' kindness. But Severus soon noticed this and glared at the people staring and soon time started again and the two were once again ignored.
"W-where have you been Shiro? I've been trying to write you for the past three years!" He scolded the youth lightly. Shiro sighed softly.
"A lot has happened in my kingdom since we've last talked... Because of the feuding between the kingdoms and the rebel group, all communication from outside cities and worlds have been cut off... So I wasn't able to send you any letters or get any of yours... I'M SO SORRY SEVVVYYY!" He cried at the end of the sentence before covering his mouth. "Sorry... That's been happening a lot lately... I... Don't know why... I've gotten more hyper... My parents seem really upset about it... BUT I DUNNO WHY, I'M SO MUCH COOOOLER LIKE DISS!" He covered his mouth again, in horror. "I... I'm sorry..." Severus chuckled (again, time stopped) before wrapping an arm around him, guiding him out of the pub.
"Let's head back to the castle and talk to Dumbledore, then you can I can catch up." Shiro grinned at the other man and nodded.
Time decided it didn't care any longer what Severus did. What did Severus ever do for it anyway? And returned itself back to normal.
The two headed back to the castle, Shiro not noticing the green haired boy sitting on the park bench as he and Severus walked through the park.
Dumbledore was pleasantly surprised at seeing Shiro again. Shiro explained how he got there by learning how to teleport. He had read many books on the subject whenever he became sick and even pretended to be sick a few times just so he could read some more.
"Finding Severus was a big reason for me coming but… There's something else. We have learned that the rebels are actually from the Kingdom Fluffy. The leader of the rebel forces has been identified as the ambassador of Kingdom Fluffy, Acario. We put our plan of assassination in to play, but it failed. He has escaped here... I had to warn you all to look out for him." He concluded. Dumbledore actually seemed surprised.
"I'll put everyone trustworthy on high alert. But I have to ask you to not let any of this slip. There's enough panic around with Lord Voldemort."
Shiro tilted his head. "Lord... Who?" Dumbledore smiled alknowingly before casting a spell on Shiro, giving him all the knowledge of the world that he needed. Accidentally including the knowledge that Severus had a crush on him (WHOOPS, HOW CLUMSY OF DUMBLEDORE) ...and pictures of Severus as a baby... and Severus naked in the shower the week before... and Severus reading a book... and Severus bending down to pick up a vial off the floor... and of Severus' robes being ripped (Refer to Chapter 3: Trevor's POV).
Shiro blushed and looked at Dumbledore strangely before nodding. "Er... Okay." Dumbledore gave him an extremely obvious wink and a heavy nudge, sending Shiro falling to the ground.
"When... Will you be leaving?" Severus asked him in a sad pathetic voice. Shiro smiled at him.
"I don't plan on leaving... At least not soon. I want to be with you. I also need to find my brother..." He explained.
Dumbledore smiled again. "Well then, I'm sure you'll find him soon. Now, let's get you a room. Tomorrow you'll be sorted! I'm sure Severus wouldn't mind sharing a room with you..."
…That Night…
"NEVVILLEE NEVILLLE BO BEVILLLEEE BE-NENA-NENA FO FEVILLE FEE FIIII FO FEVVILLEEE! NEEEVVILLLEEE!" Trevor sang out loudly to his lover, who looked at him with absolute annoyance and frustration. After all, anyone would be annoyed to hear that in the middle of passionate sex.
"What the hell?" Neville cried out to the green haired man, who pouted and frowned up at him. Neville stood up and began to get his robes on, but Trevor grabbed him before he could finish and pulled him back down.
"I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE MORE SEXY FOR YOU NEVVVYY!" He sobbed loudly and over-dramatically, burying his head into the brunette's chest, snotting all over him in the process, much to Neville's dismay. "DON'T LEEEAAVVVEEE MEEEE I'M NOTHING WITHOUT YOU!" As if to prove himself, Trevor's hand disappeared! "SEEEE!" Neville sighed softly and took the glove off Trevor's hand and hugged him tightly.
"Why do you think you're not attractive to me?" He asked him calmly as he finished wiping the snot off his chest.
"RONNY TOLD ME! HE TOLD ME YESTERDAY I WASN'T SEXY! ME! HE TOLD ME THAT AND THEN SAID HE WASN'T ATTRACTED TO ME! ME!" Trevor began to sob harshly, getting more snot all over Neville until he was almost covered in it. Neville sighed louder and took Trevor by the face, forcing the sobbing prince to look at him.
"Ron is not me Trevor. I think you're very, very extremely sexy." He assured him. "Besides, Ron probably thinks you're hot just doesn't want to admit it."
Trevor smiled widely to this bit of knowledge. "I'LL JUST HAVE TO BE SEXIER WHEN HE'S AROUND!" He said loudly, committing himself to it. Neville was about to protest it but then realized that Ron was the one that, indirectly, ruined the night so he simply nodded.
"That's a good start Trevor! Oh, and do it especially when Pocky's around... He's more himself around her so he'll be more honest." To this Trevor nodded excitedly. Neville went to hug Trevor but Trevor held him back.
"EWWWW NEVVV YOU'RE COVERED IN GROSS STUFF! LET'S GO GIVE YOU A BATH!" He said and with that Neville was dragged out of the room and into the bathroom. Maybe the night wouldn't be so bad after all.
...The Next Morning…
The great hall was buzzing with noise... Of course to Neville, it was merely a muted sound, as his head was buzzing. He was absolutely exhausted. Never again would he take a bath with Trevor.
He had been forced to have a rubber ducky war all night and was forced to let Trevor win otherwise he would start to sob. Although, he did grin a little in silent revenge when he saw Trevor try to sex Ron up. The red head had been sitting with Pocky on his lap. She was describing a great adventure she had with a bunch of stoners in Egypt when the prince had walked over to them, pushing Pocky violently off Ron's lap and replaced her with his own body, grinding gently down.
"Ooo baby, baby… I knowww you like that, mmhmm you don't have to say anything baby." He got closer, whispering into the red head's ear. "I know just how you like it." A gentle nibble was followed by a punch at Trevor's face, sending the annoyance (to Ron at least) to the floor, next to where Pocky lay, a look of pure anger on her face. Ron blinked
"You all right?" He asked her, reaching a hand down to help her up. She smacked it away and stood up on her own, making Ron confused.
"What... What's wrong?" He asked.
She growled, her eyes turning a dark shade of red. "HOW CAN YOU ASK ME THAT? YOU WERE JUST CHEATING ON ME RON! AND WITH MY BEST FRIEND! HOW COULD YOU?" She yelled at him sobbing and hugging Trevor for a few seconds before running off into the hallways dramatically. Trevor shook his head slowly and angrily at Ron.
"How could you Ron?" He asked solemnly. "You should have more respect for people's feelings... I know that I'm too attractive to resist, but you should try harder not to cheat on your girlfriend." Another fist came at Trevor's head from the redhead right before Ron ran out of the great hall to locate Pocky. Trevor sniffled before heading back to where Neville sat, who was almost falling asleep, his face inches from food as he dozed. Trevor giggled a little before shoving Neville's face into the eggs.
"WAKE UP!" He screamed at Neville who angrily wiped the eggs from his face, glaring at Trevor who giggled gleefully. His face suddenly turned serious.
"Here... Let me get that off for you..." He whispered, licking the eggs from his face, nibbling lightly at his skin. "YUM!" He said happily returning back to his original self. Neville sighed.
Suddenly a blue haired boy walked into the great hall, followed by the potions professor.
"EWWW, LOOK! A NEW KID!" Pocky yelled loudly from the other side of the room... No one knew or really cared how she got back. Shiro turned his head over to where the yell came from but Pocky was no where to be seen. He shrugged and started walking over to the sorting hat.
"LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIS HAIR! AAHAHAHAHA!" Yelled Pocky again. Shiro glared angrily in the direction of the voice again but there was no one there. He growled a little before sitting on the chair, putting the hat on his head.
"Well now, let's see...You're quite brave and quite intelligent...ohhh and quite cunning, heheh..." Suddenly Pocky's voice appeared.
"BUT YOU HAVE WEIRD HAIR AND WEIRD CLOTHES AND WEIRD VOICE AND YOU'RE NEW!" She yelled. Before Shiro could react, the voice said:
"My thoughts exactly! That's why you're in... HUFFLEPUFF!" It yelled the last word. Shiro was boiling with anger as he walked down the steps over to the Hufflepuff's table. Severus looked at him sympathetically... and lustfully. The night before the two hadn't done anything... Severus didn't think it proper. But he wanted Shiro more than anything...
"EWWW SEVVERUSSS! THAT'S GROSSS!" Pocky yelled at him. Severus growled and looked around for her... But she was not to be seen… some more. "YEAH SEVERUS! THAT'S JUST WRONGGGGG!" Came Trevor's voice. Severus suddenly glared over at the green haired man, who looked at him innocently from across the room. Severus stood up.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE... BUT 500 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!" With that the potions professor stomped out of the great hall. The other professors all groaned a little and all thought to themselves "Not again..."
Ron soon returned with Pocky, feeling relieved that he had convinced her to come back. As they walked to the Gryffindor table, Pocky and Trevor grinned knowingly at each other. Before getting confused and forgetting for the moment what had just happened and why they were grinning. Neville looked at the boy at the Hufflepuff's table.
"Hey Ty, doesn't that look kind of like your brother?" He asked him inquisitively. Trevor giggled and shook his head.
"No silly my brother has blue hair!"
"But... He does have blue hair... I think it is your brother!" Neville told him.
"Neville, Neville... You need ta get your eyes checked! He has rainbow colored hair in an afro... He's not my brother... COME ON WE'LL BE LAATTEE!" Trevor grabbed Neville's hand and rushed out of the great hall with him. Shiro's eyes darted towards them, and caught a glimps of the green hair.
"Trevor?"
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A/N: WHEW...THAT WAS FUN ANYWAY, AGAIN IM MUCHO SORRY... - HOPE YOU HAVENT FORGOTTEN BOUT THIS FIC! IT'S STILL ALIVE!
