The votes are all in and it was won bye only one vote. Before I write my final chapter I'd like to thank you all. I only started this as a side project so I could get back in the grove of writing for my New Teams story and didn't expect this many people to enjoy a pimps tale. So without any further time wasted, I give you the final Chapter of a pimps tale.
Chapter 8
"Since Kakashi and Sasuke are incapacitated at the moment," Said Asuma standing over their figures on the ground, which may I ad were both sucking their thums in the fedal position, "I'll be taking over. First vote from HamGirl."
A little Piggy walked into the stage and oinked out, "Hinata just so cute!"
"Little piggy vote for the wrong ho," Said Naruto throwing a Rasengan at Ham Girl. After the smoke cleared a little pile of Bacon was on a plate, "Anyone hungry?"
"Naruto," said Asuma, "You can kill them if you want, but you can't eat them."
"Fine, its only one review anyway," said NAruto.
"Next up is MissNaye," yawned Asuma wanting to go home.
"Tsunade and NAruto Rock!" She cried.
"Saddly you don't," said Shino, chasing her out of the ring with his bugs. Soon after they all flew back and Shino had a triumphant look on his face, at least it seems triumphant.
"I thought there was no eating the reviewers?" asked NAruto.
"Well, looks like Shino's..." Asuma was about to say disqualified when the bugs turned towards him, "not disqualified cause that rules null and void."
"In that case I'm eating the bacon," said Naruto as he began to eat the Bacon.
"Back to the contest, next to vote is Edward Sushi," said Asuma.
Edward walked out and said, "Shino's a sexy beast man, Its gotta be his ho that wins."
"You do realize it was suppose to be based on the ho, not the pimp, right?" asked Asuma.
"OF course, but who cares my vote counts," he replied smuggly.
"And soon your going to wish it didn't," smiled NAruto, "Tsunade, Attack!" and with that Tsunade decked Edward through the stone siding of the Arena.
"Could we please stop hurting the voters?" asked Asuma.
"No," replied SHino and NAruto together.
"Fine, lets just bring out thebenjamin," Asuma said slapping his head.
"The one with the big Jugs of course!" he said proudly, but his smile quickly faded as he felt a dark and cold pressence behind him.
"Your just as Bad as Jiraiya!" Tsunade screamed punching him through the siding to Join Edward.
"But the vote was for you," said Asuma.
"Do you want some of this too!" Screamed Tsunade,
"No," Asuma said, "Just do what ever you want. Lets just get The Rebel Goddess out here before I get a Migrane."
"Its got to be Tsunade, she's just so cool!" said The Rebel Goddess.
"Granny? Cool?" Laughed Naruto.
"Whats this granny business about?" said Tsunade Cracking her knuckles. Naruto simply !#$ slapped her and she shut up and calmed down.
"She didn't do anything!" screamed Sakura, who was quickly !#$ slapped by NAruto, "Sorry big Daddy."
"Isn't anyone going to hurt her too?" asked Asuma.
"Nah, we're good," replied Naruto as the Rebel Goddess left unscratched.
"Something's not right here," said Asuma rubbing his beard. And as soon as she left the ring she screamed.
"I left some bugs out there for a surprise attack," said SHino, "Its always funner when they think they'll get away safe."
"Thats twisted," Said Asuma starting to worry for himself, "Lets just bring out Mixerup then."
A man in ceromonial Garb walked up to Tsunade, "You are the Chosen one! Your Jugs have proven it!" I would tell you what happened, excpet for that it is far too grusome and this site does not have a high enough rating scale for me to put it in. So just use your Imagination.
"Thats disturmbing," mumbled Asuma, "I'd Call out Chuggles, but he couldn't make it. It seems Shino decided to pre-emptively attack him back stage, so I'll just say his vote. HInata, Wait a minute, Why did you attack someone who was voting for you to win?"
"The other bugs that hadn't been used yet felt left out so I gave them a treat to make them feel better."
"I'm just going to not talk to you now," said Asuma, "Lets call out The Hansome Blue beast then."
A guy came out who looked exactly like Gai, but with blue spandex entered, "Lets go for Hinata!" he said striking a Nice Guy pose. What came after that would be none in history as the most brutal beat down of a reader in history. Even worse than the one I couldn't write earlier. Even Asume helped with this one.
"Now lets bring out Gaurdian of Atlantis," he said quite proud of the beating he was involved in.
"Hinata! And if this thing is rigged your going down clown!" he said waving a menacing finger at the Pimps.
"Did he just tell us what we couldn't do?" asked NAruto raising an Eyebrow.
"Indeed," replied Shino as he and NAruto closed in on the Gaurdina of Atlantis.
"Hey, I wasn't serious," he said waving his hands and backing away. However he fell into a pit trap full of rusty needles.
"Hope you like tetnis," Laughed NAruto. Shino only glared down through his sunglasses ads they walked back.
"Thats just plain cruel, wish I though of it," said Asuma, "Anyway lets bring out Leah095."
"Hey, lets go for Hinata. I kinda feel sorry for her though. On another note Sakura Deserved that !#$ slap," said Leah095 happily.
"Are you saying my Ho's deserve this?" asked Naruto with a glare, "is Sakura here just to amuse you by being punished?"
"Um... I didn't mean," she said Backing off, only to back into Shino.
"And why do you feel sorry for her?" he glared, "Am I a bad pimp?"
"No, I... Um..."
"I'll give you the honor Shino," NAruto smiled as Shino reared up his hand and backhanded with such force it was the easily the greatest and most powerful Pimp Slap the world had ever seen.
"Oh yeah!" yelled Sakura in delight as Naruto walked up and !#$ slapped her.
"Keep it down," he said cooly.
"Sorry big Daddy," Sakura said dropping her head.
"Before this gets any more pahtetic lets get our final voter, the Shadow Kitsune," Asuma said.
"I've gotta go with Naruto's team on this one. However I'll tell you Shino's smack talk rocks man!" he proclaimed.
"Too bad your just like yo dad," said Shino.
"Whats that mean?" asked Shadow.
"Horrible taste in women, just look at your mom" replied Shino.
"Let me guess, you know because you were with here last night?" asked Shadow thinking he won.
"I would of been if it wasn't for the fact she's a man," Shino replied, and Shadow ran from the arena Crying.
"Thats just low man," said Asuma, "Anyway, heres the final tally. Six votes Hinata, Five Votes Tsunade. Shino is now the official Pimp of Kohona."
"You know the rules Uzamaki, your Ho's become my Ho's," Shino said.
"Fine, you win Aburame," sneered Naruto.
"Yes! I won't have to be !#$ slapped like that anymore!" cried Sakura happily.
"Except Sakura, you can keep her," replied Shino and Sakura only gazed at Shino in anger.
Naruto walked over to Sakura and gave here one more !#$ slap, "Don't ever disrespect me or any other pimp like that, got it?"
Sakura only replied, "Sorry Big daddy."
Thank you all for reviewing my story, and thank you Rebel Goddess for giving me a chance to go into some kind of record book of stupid things. I also would like to let you know I had much fun destroying the voters. Please leave your final Opinions of a Pimps tale, and again thanks so much for all the Reviews. This concludes A pimps tale.
