I feel that FMA is racist. This drabble is for all the ghetto people that FMA left out :(

Binging'

One shizzle fine drizzle day, Ed walked down the streets of Central. He had to give that whodi, aka Roy, his report on his last mission. As he walked down the halls, he saw Hawkeye. Ed gave her the 'G' sign. She gave it back, but in the wrong way.

"That ho." Ed said under his breath. "Roy only keeps her around cause she has a sweet badonkadonk."

Ed knocked on the door, and Roy signaled him in. "Come in!"

"Yo." Ed said.
"How'd yo mission go?" Roy said, turning his ball cap to the side.

Ed slumped down into the couch, that wasn't nearly as blinging as the the couch Ed had at home. "It was the shit. I didn't get much of tha green though."

"That's cus you be one short brotha!" Roy said while slapping his knee and laughing hysterically.
"Man!" Ed yelled, "Why you always gotta be trippin? I keel you!"
"I'll fry dat cracka ass!" Roy growled, getting his pimpin gloves on and ready to flame Ed.

Just as a fight was'a brewin', Havoc walked in the door. "Sup hommies." He said in a calm tone.

"Nothing, G." Roy replied. "Wazzap?"
"Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!" Havoc said. He and Roy gave each other a high five and a pat on a back.

Havoc saw that Ed wasn't looking so crunk. He looked like shit.

"Hey, little man!" Havoc said while placing his hand on his shoulder. "You needed to get crunked' up!"
"He just be mad cuz I called him a short Jabroni." Roy said with a smirk.
"Yer' just jealous cause you ain't as blingin' as me!" Ed hollered. He transformed his auto-mail into a sweet ass weapon. Roy laughed.
"That ain't 'blingin!'" Roy said. "YO! AL! GET YER ASS IN HERE!"

Suddenly Al emerged, his armor completely gold, and he had two ho's around him.

"Waddap, G?" Al said. He took off his big, purple feathered hat and slaped his ho. "Outa tha way skank!"
Ed's jaw dropped. "Damn, Al!" He said in a high, amused voice. "You're totally balling'!"

Ed quickly left, slapping a ho on her badonkadonk as he did.

"When I get back, I'll be tha biggest pimpin' alchemist! I'll find the biggest, blinging stone evar!"

And with that, he left to find the pimpin' stone.

This puts the 'I' in "INSANE."