I know I promised more updates since it's Spring break, but my cat got lost! He got outside at 10PM and didn't come back till 6AM. He got hurt bad though : (

He's gonna be okay, but he's still hurt bad… I'm just glad he's alive.

While you're reading this story, I'm gonna be working on My Little Neko. Cya then!

Saint Patty's Day!

"St. Patrick's Day? What's that?" Al asked Roy while walking down the hall.

"Only the best holiday ever invented!" Roy replied in a triumph pose. "It's the only holiday where everyone can get hammered…legally!"

By now Al and Roy had just turned a corner that led to Roy's office. Upon opening the door, they were met with something…pink!

"Who the fuck are you?" Roy asked, fingers ready to snap. The pink figure slowly turned around, grinning from ear to ear with booze in both hands.

"What a pleasant day, that it is!" The pink figure said in an Irish voice.

"HOLY SHIT!" Roy yelled while jumping, "IT'S KENSHIN THE St. Patrick's Day LEPROCHON! HE'S GRACED MY OFFICE WITH HIS PRESENTS, AND BOOZE!"

Al was puzzled. Who was Kenshin?

"Yes, that I have!" Kenshin beamed. "When I heard that Al didn't know the meaning of St. Patrick's Day, I stopped what I was doing and came rushing here, that I did!"

"What were you doing before you came here?" Roy asked.

"Oh, nothing important! I was just about to save Sanosake from being cut into a billion pieces, but THIS is way more important... that it is!"

Kenshin did the gay looking pose he always did and looked around. "Now where is this Al fellow?"

"Right here!" Al chirped. Kenshin jumped.

"Aye, did that trashcan just speak?"

"Uhm… that's…Al…" Roy mumbled, seeing Al's hurt expression.

Kenshin blinked. "Ey, you gotta be pulling me leg, that you must!"

Roy shook his head. "I shit you not."

Kenshin paused then took a big swig of booze. "When the world doesn't make sense, getting drunk solves everything, that it does!" Kenshin walked over to Al and wrapped his arm around his shoulder. "Well Roy, let's take this little lad out and show him the TRUE meaning of St. Patrick's Day!"

Somewhere in the streets of Central

"Ey, show us your titties!" Kenshin yelled in a drunken slur. "UGH! Those aren't tits, those are mosquito bites!"

"Uhm, Kenshin, are you going to tell me the meaning of St. Patrick's Day?" Al asked quietly.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Kenshin asked with a burp, "this IS the meaning of St. Patrick's Day!"

"Getting drunk and seeing girls boobs? Are you sure there isn't something history related? And what happened to your Irish accent?"

Kenshin looked at Al for a good 30 seconds before he opened his mouth and regurgitated all over him. "Yep!" Kenshin replied as if he had done nothing wrong. "My Irish accent? Oh er…J'aime des boobs!

"That's not even Irish! That's French!"

"¡Boobs es diversión a mirar!"

"Okay, now that was Spanish."

"Ah shut the fuck up an' gimme more booooze!"

"MORE BOOBS!" Roy chimed in. "Come on Al, just relax and have fun! And while you're at it, show us your tits!"

"But Colonel, I'm not a girl!" Al whimpered.

Kenshin and Roy looked from Al then back to each other and busted out laughing. Ignoring Al, they walked on down the street, looking for more women.

"HEY BLONDY!" Kenshin yelled out when he spotted a blonde figure ahead of them, "Show us your tits!"

The blonde stopped walking and turned around. "Will you gimme some booze if I do?" It said. 'it' turned out to be Ed drunk.

"Brother!" Al cried, "Don't tell me you're into this silly holiday too!"

"Did that trashcan just talk?" Ed asked. "Anyway, gimme some booze and I'll show my tits!"

"Here you go, babe!" Roy said while handing him a jug of beer.

"Hey! I saw her first, ya queer!" Kenshin protested while handing Ed his jug of beer.

"I'm queer? I'm not the one with long pink hair who talks like Elton John!"

"HEY I'LL SLICE YOUR ASS!"

"And I'll burn yours!"

Seeing as a fight was about to happen, Al jumped in the middle and stopped it. "Hold it! Let's not fight, please!"

"The trashcan is right!" Ed agreed. "Sides, there's plenty of me to go around!"

"Aww, I'm sorry, that I am!" Kenshin said while hugging Roy.

"Me too." Roy replied with the same gesture of kindness. "Let's all get wasted and have hot sweaty man sex!"

They all cheered and walked off, leaving Al behind.

And Al now knew the meaning of St. Patrick's Day.

And they all lived happily ever after.

AND THEN AL EXPLODED IN A MILLION PIECES AHHHH DFGKHJHKH!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

P.S NO I WAS NOT DRUNK WHEN I MADE THIS I JUST WASN'T FEELING VERY NORMAL HEY I CAN'T SPEAK SPANISH OR FRENCH SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL KENSHIN SAID!