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Part 1

Chapter Three

Irish dudes, Clydesdales andHair Loss.Oh, my!

"Let's see, there doesn't seem to be a lot of rides here. Just some kiddy carousel and 'The Loch Ness Monster' ,but there are a few shops around." Yuffie told the group as they entered Scotland.

"Those guys ripped us off." Cloud muttered to himself.

"Well we'll just have to deal with it, besides we get the 'Bald Eagle' exhibit!" Kairi said, looking over Yuffie's shoulder at the map.

"Woohoo. Can't wait." Cloud said sarcastically.

"I'm hungry, and my feet hurt let's stop and eat." Leon complained.

"Already? We just ate breakfast!" Rep exclaimed.

"Besides, you shouldn't eat anything before you go on a roller coaster, Squall" Yuffie said to him.

"Don't call me Squall! It's Leon." Leon said sourly.

"Hey! A Clydesdales stable. can we take a look?" Kairi asked, pointing towards a large stable to the right of them.

"Fine, we'll take a look then we can go on Loch Ness." Rep said to the group.

So they enter the stable, to a disgusting smell of horse dung and hay that filled their noses.

"Ugh!" Cloud yelled plugging his nose.

"Aren't they adorable?" Kairi asked, ignoring both the stench and Cloud's shout.

"If, by adorable, you mean stinky, then yes." Leon said, his voice sounding muffled because his was nose plugged.

They took a few minutes to look at the Clydesdales, then entered the line for 'The Loch Ness Monster', a roller coaster with a large drop and two loops.

"Um, how big is the drop on this?" Rep asked apprehensively staring at the ride.

"Not too big, only about 100 to 110 ft drop and its got two vertical loops!" Yuffie told him.

"Um, maybe I should sit this one out…" Rep said nervously.

"Nah-ah, no you don't. You're coming with us whether you like it or not." Cloud said with a smirk.

"Yeah, you don't have a choice." Leon agreed. Rep looked nervous.

"Don't tell us you're afraid of drops!" Yuffie exclaimed.

"Guys? I don't know whether I should go either." Kairi said.

"What? Why not?"

"I've never been on a coaster before."

"Oh, You'll love it, Kairi, don't worry!" Yuffie reassured her as the five of them got in the last three lanes

"Why in the back?" Cloud asked.

"Because you go faster in the back"Yuffie said getting in after Kairi.

So they boarded the cars, Yuffie and Kairi in one, Leon and Rep in another, and Cloud in the back.

"Well, Rep, are you ready?" asked Leon as they pulled their harnesses down over their heads.

"Do I have to answer?" Rep asked back, Leon didn't answer, mainly because they got jerked forward as the roller coaster started its ascend up the chain.

"This isn't so bad." Rep said, but he changed his mind when he reached the top and the coaster headed down everyone screamed but none screamed louder (not even Axel) than Rep.

"What was that?" Riku asked looking around for the source of that earsplitting scream

"Sounded like (Barfs) Rep (Barfs again)" Sora answered back since he was the only one with Riku at the time because Axel, Ansem, And Sephiroth were on Davinchi's Cradle for the tenth time.

"Yeah, I guess they went on a roller coaster." Riku said.

"Why would he(barfs) be screaming so loud?"

"He hates drops." Riku answered with an evil sort of smirk.

"Well how was that?" Yuffie asked them as they left 'The Loch Ness Monster'.

"That was.." Kairi started.

"HORIBLE!" Rep said.

"That wasn't what I was going to say!" Kairi said smacking Rep on his head "As I was saying, that was amazing!" She finished.

"Glad you liked it." Yuffie said happily.

"Yeah, great, now can we eat something. Besides I think Rep needs to get something down before he barfs." Leon said supporting Rep who looked like a piece of seaweed with arms, legs, and eyes.

"Fine, we'll grab a pizza, then we move on." Cloud said.

So they go to 'Pigs in a Kilt'(a restaurant)and got a pizza and sat at a table by the train station.

"How do we cut it?" Leon asked

"I'll do it." Cloud said, taking out his sword and in five slashes the pizza was cut into five equal slices. Now there were two problems at this point, one, Cloud's sword was now covered with cheese, andtwo, is that the table began to fall apart.

"CATCH THE PIZZA!" They all shouted running around trying to catch the slices. Luckily everyone (except Cloud, who was too busy wiping the cheese off his sword to grab his slice so Leon grabbed it) caught their pizza.They walked away casually from the broken table.

"I hope they don't make us pay for that." Cloud said looking back.

"Hey, look the Clydesdales are out in that pasture over there. Can we take a picture?" Kairi asked.

"Alright one pic, then we go to the next section." Leon said finishing Cloud's slice and starting his own.

"Okay everyone let's get next to the fence, Cloud you can standthere and the rest ofus can standon the rails,while Leon takes the picture." Yuffie said.

"Okay, let's get ready." Kairi said already at the fence.

"Okay, everyone ready?" Leon asked.

"Yeah, hey look ones coming this way this is cool!" Kairi said looking behind her as a Clydesdale walked up to them.

"Um, why is it sniffing my head?" Cloud asked.

"Probably just checkin' you out, well lets get this picture over with, ready on three, one..(snickers) two(snickers again) three." 'CLICK'

"Okay lets take a look. Hey what's so funny, Leon?" Cloud asked.

"Nothing..heehee… its…haha…take a look for your self...hahahahahahaha." Leon said laughing.

"What?" Cloud asked again grabbing the camera and looking at the picture.

"Um, Cloud you feeling OK?" Yuffie asked

"eye twitch THAT &#& OF A HORSE LET ME AT IT, LET ME AT IT, I'M GONA POUND HIM IT TO PULP FOR WHAT IT DID TO MY HAIR!" Cloud yelled rushing at the horse who had eaten a small portion of his hair but was getting held back by his friends, still cursing as much as he was when Sephiroth had poured water on his face.

"I'M GONNA GET HIM! LET ME GO! I WANNA POUND THAT OF A HORSE INTO PULP!"

"Cloud calm down, calm down, don't worry your hair will grow back. Besides it wasn't that much." Rep said to Cloud trying to calm him down.

"Well, lets go ahead to Ireland, then to Germany." Yuffie was still snickering. Cloud was still fuming as they walked across the bridge to Ireland.

Meanwhile, with Sora's group…

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