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Part 1

Chapter 5

Of All Things Exploding

"Okay guys let's go to the swings!" Sora said .

"HYPER, HYPER, HYPER!" Axel shouted bouncing around like a jackhammer.

"How long do you think the sugar will last?" Riku asked.

"No idea." Sephiroth answered.

"Darkness!" Ansem yelled.

"Come on guys let's go to the swings!" Sora said walking toward the swings.

So with difficulty (mainly from dragging Axel) they made it to the swings where they saw the other group.

"Rep! What are you doing here?" Riku shouted.

"Going on the swings. What does it look like, idiot." Rep replied heading for the line followed by the rest of the group. Before anyone could shout about seeing the two supposedly dead organization members, they were interrupted:

"HIZEXYHILEXYHOWYA'DOIN'WEREN'TYOUGUYSDEADDIDN'TREPKILL YOUZEXYHUHHUHDIDN'THE!"

"You gave him sugar didn't you?" Zexion asked Riku

"He stole the sugar!" Riku replied

"How much?"

"Two parfaits and two strawberries and cream"

"When?"

"Five minutes ago."

"That should wear off about…"

"HYPER, HYPER, HYPER!" Axel yelled cutting out Zexion

"Now." Zexion finished

"HYP….(starts snoring)"

"Cool! How did you know?" Sora asked

"When you live with him long enough you just do." Zexion replied

"How long does the sugar coma lasts?" Lexeaus asked

"Ten minutes."

Ten minutes later:

"Hi Zexion, Hi Lexeus, how are you?" Axel asked finally waking from the sugar coma.

"Do you remember anything?" Zexion asked.

"Nope." Axel said .

"Okay let's go on the swings" Sora said.

"I'm going to sit this one out." Sephiroth said.

"Whatever." Cloud said, not noticing Sephiroth's malicious grin.

So they boarded the swings which had 30 swings attached to a large circular motor. They clambered into a swing, one per person and soon the motor was spinning faster and faster.

Meanwhile down on the ground:

"Hehehe this is going to be sweet." Sephiroth chuckled as he snuck onto the platform and pressed the super fast button.

Immediately the motor began to groan and the swings spun faster than ever

"SEPHIROTH YOU #& &$&$ WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOO!" Cloud yelled as the motor broke sending them into the sky "What on earth did Seph do!" Sora asked as they flew higher into the air

"No idea, oh god, we're fallinggg!" Riku replied as they started falling towards the ground.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!" Lexeaus shrieked.

"Lex, you scream like a girl." Zexion chuckled, amazingly calm for someone that was more than a hundred feet in the air and falling fast.

"Why you $ #&&!$ I'll show you!" Lexaeus yelled, summoning his tomahawk and chopping off Zexion's support chain.

"You suck!" Zexion screamed as he fell faster than the motor, and soon he had crashed into the ground.

"Ouch." Seph muttered "That'd hurt." Just then, Zexion got hit with the motor.

"OUCH! That hurt!" Zexion said pulling himself from out of the rubble.

"That was awesome!" Sora shouted brushing off the dust from his clothes. As the others followed suit, Lexaeus walked up to Zexion.

"Who's the wimp now?" He asked.

"Why did you do that, Lex! Now I've broken my arm…." Zexion said, but was interrupted by Cloud.

"YOU&&(! NOW YOU'RE IN FOR IT! COME HERE!" He yelled taking out his sword and chasing Seph around.

"What I didn't do anything." Seph said innocently, still running away from Cloud. "Gosh, could they make a bit more noise?" Kairi asked. Apparently they could, as at that moment a well-meaning lady came up to Riku and Rep and asked:

"Aw, are you twins?"

"WE'RE NOT TWINS!" They yelled simultaneously, then turned to each other and screamed:

"QUIT COPYING ME!" They continued yelling at each other, as Kairi rubbed her ears.

"Why do I have the strange feeling that I'm the only sane one here." She asked Yuffie who was still muttering about dead guys and plushie people.

"You're not alone. DARKNESS!" Ansem said walking up to her.

"Okay let's go to the bumper cars then 'the Big Bad Wolf'." Sora said smiling.

"But my arm's still broken!" Yelled Zexion.

"Here's a potion. That'll heal it right up."

So they go onto the bumper cars.

As the ride began they rode around trying to bump each other, although Cloud drew out his sword and tried to attack Sephiroth.

"HEY!" Seph yelled drawing out his sword and attacking Cloud.

Except for that, nothing much else happened, besides Leon hitting Sora at just the right angle causing him to spin around really fast

"How do you stop this thing…(barfs)"Sora yelled as he be came the same color of his bright green car.

After the ride:

"Fun, fun, fun!" Axel said gleefully.

"Yeah that was (barfs) fun."

"Okay let's go on 'The Big Bad Wolf"." Riku said.

So they boarded the roller coaster and were off. It started out slow then began to speed up.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Rep yelled as the car went down a big drop.

"EEEEKK!" Lexaues shrieked grabbing Riku's arm.

"What is wrong with you people today!" Riku yelled at Lexaues.

After the ride:

"That was fun!" Zexion yelled.

"Yeah, it was. Now let's go get some food. I'm starving!" Axel said.

"Me too. I think I saw a hot dog stand by where the swings where. Axel, let's go get some." Ansem said.

"Okay." Axel agreed.

"Hurry back." Riku called after them as they went to get the hot dogs. "And don't blow anything up!"

At the stand:

"Hello? Anyone here? Guess not. Oh well, we can make them ourselves." Axel said walking into the stand.

"Okay let's see here are the directions…"

"We don't need directions, Ansem, look we put the hot dogs on the racks…" Axel said putting the hot dogs on the racks.

"…Then we close the door gently…" He continued slamming the door shut with a bang.

"…Then all we have to do is press the heat button." Axel finished.

"Hang on! There are four buttons. There's low, medium, high, and self-destruct. Which one do we press?" Ansem asked.

"What do you think!" Axel said with an evil grin.

"I was hoping you'd say that!" Ansem replied with an identical evil grin, as he pressed the self-destruct button.

"Boy, those hot dogs are getting crispy!" Axel said as the stand burst into flames…

"Where are those guys? They should have been back by now." Riku asked.
"Uh-oh. RUN!" Ansem yelled.
BOOM!

"What was that?" Sora asked.

"No idea. Wait, look!" Zexion said pointing towards the large flames coming from near the ruins of the swings.

They looked just in time to get blown off their feet by the force of the blast. Standing up, covered in soot, they saw two people flying up in the air.

"Darkness!" Ansem shouted.

"BBOOOMM!" Axel yelled.

"AXEL, ANSEM!" Everyone shouted at them as they fell.

As Axel and Ansem came into view Kairi stomped towards them and grabbed them by the ears and tugged them back to the others yelling:

"YOU IDIOTS! YOU MORONS! YOU BETTER HOPE THEY DON'T MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT, YOU IMBECILES!"

"Ouch! Ow! Yeow!" They cried.

And so, they once again ran away as fast as possible, this time toward New France…

Well there you go...That was actually a bit longer than normal. Hope you enjoyed it!

Review responses:

CodeLyoko: You're a scottish dancer? That's cool! Have some more cookies! (gives cookies)

Emmy19: Thank You! There isn't that much conflict between Rep and Riku in this chapter...sorry. (gives cookies)

Twilight Unknown: Thank You! (gives cookies)

HarryPotter211: Thank You! I'm glad you like it. Adding Zexion and Lexaues was Lego Lord's idea.
LL: Yep, I'm such a genius!
SG: --U

IloveEeyore and mandy9565: I can't believe my own little sisters are reviewing so we have to update --U. And no, you can't have cookies. I know perfectly well how hyper you get(shivers).
LL: Nice try, girls!

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