SG: Hiya! We're really, really sorry this took so long. We caught another illness…
LL: Rurouni Kenshin-itis!
SG: It's what happens when you buy the entire series of one of the greatest anime on the face of the planet!
LL: RK is cool!
SG: AND it was my Birthday yesterday! So now, I'm old. I mean, really, halfway to thirty…
LL: She's been going on about that for weeks…
Disclaimer:
Axel: Um… SG and LL have decided that they don't like disclaimers. Sooo….
Ansem: That task was delegated to us!
Cloud: This is stupid.
(SG and LL are fighting in background)
Cloud: YAY, BRAWL! (Jumps in and begins punching nearest innocent bystander.)
Sephiroth: They don't own us! (Jumps in and starts punching Cloud)
Part 1 ½
Trip to Florida
Chapter 1
The Beginning
It was just an ordinary day in the Kingdom Hearts household… except for the fact that they were leaving for the airport in an hour to catch a plane to Florida.
"ANSEM, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T PACKED YET! CLOUD, GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM! IT DOESN'T TAKE FIVE HOURS TO GEL YOUR HAIR! AND LEON GET OFF THAT #$ COMPUTER AND PACK YOUR BACKBACK!" screamed an irate Kairi.
"She's in rare form today." Rep commented. He had, of course, been packed and ready to go the night before.
"She should try out for opera, or something. I mean, with lungs like those…" Riku had also been packed the night before. The others, however had not been quite so prepared.
"Has any one seen my game boy?" called Sora.
"Where's my kunai (1)? Yuffie wailed.
"I can't find my pink bunny slippers!" Sephiroth yelled.
"Forget your slippers, I can't find my sword!" Said Cloud, who was using a snow shovel to move the heaps of trash and dirty clothes that was his room.
"When did you last clean that room of yours?" Kairi asked
"No idea." Cloud replied still shoveling
"Hey guys, want to pitch in and help me buy Dance Dance Revolution?" Leon called from the computer. "I found a guy from Hong Kong on EBay who has it for 50 cents!"
"Not the time, Leon."
"YOU'RE STILL ON THE COMPUTER!"
"There's my slippers!" Sephiroth exclaimed, reaching into one of the piles (at extreme risk to his health) and extracting a pair of fluffy pink slippers. He glanced around at Kairi, who was screaming at Cloud. "Um, I think I'll go eat some breakfast."
"I think I'll come too." All sane people ran out of the room at top speed.
10 minutes later:
"Can't believe him…" Kairi was muttering to herself as she stomped down the stairs.
"Hi Kairi!" It was Ansem, lugging his suitcase behind him.
"What…is…in…your...suitcase…Ansem?"
"Uh, nothing." He muttered, trying to stuff what looked suspiciously like a dolls arm back into his suitcase.
"Let me see, NOW."
Ansem, grumbling, opened his suitcase. Out tumbled about 50 Voodoo dolls, and no clothes. "But, Kairi, I need them!"
"NO. Go re-pack, and then I'll check. And pack CLOTHES!"
Ansem stomped back up the stairs as Kairi stomped down. The spectacle in the kitchen did not help her mood. For one thing, Zexion and Lexeus were beside the table fighting over the last strip of bacon. Sephiroth was in a pink apron with a Hello Kitty on the front, and (gasp) cooking pancakes, and as she watched he flipped them up, parried an attack by Cloud (who had found his sword) and speared all of the pancakes on his Masamune and calmly deposited them on a plate, amid much applause.
"When's the last time you cleaned that thing, just out of curiosity!" Kairi asked, twitching slightly.
"Good point." He took out a dirty rag and wiped it off. "There, it's so clean I can see myself in it." He smirked into blade. The rest of them were looking rather sick. Axel pushed away his plate of pancakes.
"We need to leave. We have to be at the airport in thirty minutes." Rep said hastily.
"Alright, let's go!" Sora yelled.
"I'm driving!" Riku yelled.
At the airport:
"Okay guys we got everything?" Yuffie asked.
"I think so. Hey, where are the tickets!" Sora asked, checking his bag.
"You dunce! You left the tickets!" Riku said in disbelief.
"No problem, guys. I'll teleport back and get them." Axel said, and with that he disappeared.
At the house:
"Let's see, where would they be?" Axel said, entering Sora's room and looking around.
"Ah-ha! Here they are!" Axel said triumphantly picking them up from the dresser
As he headed back he stepped on one of the floorboards by the door. It squeaked.
"What in the world?" Axel said, examining the board.
"Hey, it's loose. I wonder…" He trailed off, pulling the board up to reveal a huge stash consisting of bags of sugar and candy.
"So that's were they hid my stash." Axel said happily grabbing the sugar and stuffing it into his coat and teleporting back to the airport.
At the Airport:
"Where is he?" Kairi asked.
"Right here." Axel said appearing behind them.
"How did your coat get so big?" Ansem asked him.
"Um…Gas." Axel replied. Every one stayed well away from him after that.
"Well let's board already." Sora said, taking the tickets from Axel and getting in line.
On the Plane:
"Okay, let's go find the seats." Riku said walking up the aisle towards the back.
"Here we go. Okay, Sora and Riku you can sit in these seats. Axel and Ansem can sit in front of you. Lex, Zexion, Rep, and Yuffie, you guys can sit in the center row Sephiroth, Cloud, Leon, and I will sit behind you." Kairi said as every one went to their proper places.
"Please remain seated until we have taken off" The flight attendant said over the intercom.
"Whatever, I'm going to get my voodoo dolls out." Ansem said groping in his backpack and pulling out a large wooden box.
Making sure Ansem was busy with his voodoo dolls Axel took a five-pound bag of sugar and poured it's contents into his mouth…
SG: Dun dun duuuun…. Our first Cliffie! (with cast on arm)
LL: Yay! (with black eye)
Kairi: (eye twitch) First you start a brawl, then you give him sugar…WHAT KIND OF IDIOTS ARE YOU TWO!
Everyone else: (cowers behind the couch)
SG: Ah…haha…Review Responses! And because It's been so long till an update everyone gets cookies AND plushies!
Riku's gurl: Thank You! Sorry for the delay (gives cookies and plushies)
darkwing89: I don't think we'll put Marluxia in, but I don't know. He just sorta creeps me out. (gives cookies and plushies)
CodeLyoko: I saw your fic, It's really good! Where is Dunedin? (gives cookies and plushies)
Tolea: Don't yell at the poor puppy! It's OK, Sora7(huggles puppy). You watch Full Metal Alchemist? I've never seen it, but Demonslayer14 says it's good. (gives cookies and plushies)
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Courn: Hmm… I dunno…Maybe Aerith will make an appearance. (gives cookies and plushies)
Fatalfeline: Sorry for the wait…again. ARGH, I'm really sorry about the Minna-san thing. It means "everyone" in Japanese. We lived there for a few years so we picked up a few words that we sorta forget that no one else knows. Sorry. Gosh, You have a lot of friends on this site! (gives cookies and plushies)
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Demonslayer14: You went to Busch? Did you like Alpengiest? That one's my favorite. Now Apollo's Chariot, on the other hand…NEVER again. Thank You! (gives cookies and plushies)
EvilEnigmaticMoomba: Um…Do you like Jarjar or something? Any ways, Thank You very much! (gives cookies and plushies)
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Well, that's it. Lot's of reviews, again! Thank You ALL! Now remember Press the pretty button and review! Ja Ne (bye)!