LL: Hiya, guys. SG got her wisdom teeth pulled the other day so I'm doing the intro…

SG: (Can't talk 'cause of swelling and pain) Humph, dis na a goo a I oo 't. (translation: It's not as good as I do it.)

LL: Huh?

Cloud: I think the chipmunk is trying to say something. (referring to the swelling that did, in fact, make her look like a chipmunk)

LL: Uh-oh.

SG: (Jumps off couch and starts throwing random objects at Cloud) Aa id oo ay! (What did you say!)

LL: Axel do the disclaimer, NOW!

Axel: They don't own us! (runs and hides behind couch)

Chapter 9

Part 1 ½

The Plane

…And gulped down the contents.

"Hey, what are you eating, Axel?" Sora asked, leaning over the seat to look at him.

"Noffink." Axel's mouth was crammed full. Riku leaned over, too, and spotted the sugar bag.

"Uh, Sora?"

"Yeah?"

"Those tickets were in your room, right?"

"Yeah, why?"

"This is going to be a long trip." Axel began getting a crazy sort of look in his eyes, and he began bouncing in his seat.

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop…" A passing Flight Attendant, by the name of Tina, said.

"HYPERHYPERHYPER!" He yelled at the top of his lungs.

"SIR, please stop…"

"HYPERHYPERHYPERHYPER!"

"SIR, stop…"

"HHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPERRRRR!"

"SIR SHUT UP."

"HHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!"

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR!" Then, with amazing strength, Tina lifted Axel over her shoulder, carried him over to the lavatory, tossed him in and slammed the door.

"Did you know him?" She asked Cloud, her once perfect hair falling out of its bun.

"Know who?"

"Never mind." She walked off.

"I guess we'll have to bail him out again." Rep said, shaking his head.

"We could not…" Seph said with a smirk, but he quickly waved his hands and said, "Just kidding, just kidding." When Kairi gave him her "death glare".

"Hey, let me out!" Axel screamed from the bathroom. Ansem hadn't looked up from his Voodoo dolls.

"What are you doing with those, Ansem! I told you to leave them behind!" Kairi yelled.

"I'm not doing anything. Besides there was plenty of room in my suitcase for them."

"Really." Kairi said skeptically.

"Yep. I mean who needs all those clothes, anyway?"

"How many outfits did you bring." Kairi asked through gritted teeth.

"One." Kairi's eye was twitching spasmodically.

"Which…one …was…that…?"

"The one I'm wearing."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ONE YOU'RE WEARING?"

"Ma'am. Please be quiet." Tina was back.

"Just what I said…I only brought one outfit. It's not like I need to change everyday."

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!"

"MA'AM! SHUT UP OR I'LL PUT YOU IN THE BATHROOM LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!"

"LETMEOUTLETMEOUT!" Axel yelled.

"I WILL NOT SHUT UP!"

And so, Kairi became the occupant of the lavatory across from Axel…

"And we will now begin our feature presentation for this flight…The Lizzie McGuire Movie" Came the pilots voice over the speakers.

"The Lizzie McGuire Movie? What's that?" Sephiroth asked.

"Dunno." Cloud said gazing up at the screen but soon wishing he hadn't

Five minutes later:

"AHHHH MAKE IT STOPPPPP!" Cloud yelled jumping out of his seat and running towards the TV screen but was stopped by Tina.

"Sir please sit down."

"NOOOO I'm gonna destroy that $ movie!"

"SIR!" With that she picked him up and soon joined Axel in the bathroom.

"YOU # Attendent wait till I'm out of here!" He yelled.

"LEMEOUTLEMEOUTLEMEOUT!" Axel yelled.

After that Tina started to serve drinks

"Hehehe." Ansem chuckled as he took a voodoo doll that looked exactly like Tina and as she served Seph he took a needle and poked the dolls butt.

"Ouch,sir!"

"What!" Seph said as Tina smacked him on the face and moved on.

"Hehehe." Ansem said poking her again.

"OUCH! STOP IT, SIR!" And again she lifted Seph up and (With difficulty) started hauling him off towards another bathroom. However, here Tina's incredible strength gave out, as Sephiroth was struggling a lot. It finally took an angry-looking blonde teen, wielding a large metal mallet, to knock him out and get him into an empty lavatory.

"Thank you very much, Ma'am." Tina gasped, locking the door.

"Just get me a drink." Lakchine said in a disgruntled voice.

"Lakchine, what are you doing here?" Rep asked.

"SHH!" Yuffie and a younger blonde girl in the seat next to Lakchine hissed.

"Oh, hey Namine!" Sora called.

"Quiet! I'm watching the movie!"

"Yeah!" Yuffie agreed.

"How can you watch junk like that?" Leon asked, making a face.

"This is a masterpiece! How can you call it junk?" Yuffie asked, shocked.

"Lakchine! He's calling Lizzie McGuire junk!"

"So?"

"Stop him, PLEASE!" Grumbling, the teen banged Leon on the head before he knew what was happening, and shoved him into the lavatory with Sephiroth.

"But what are you doing here, Lakchine?" Riku asked.

"Well, we got these tickets that let us into any theme park in the US. So we decided to go to Tampa/Orlando area and try them there."

"Cool! We got the same tickets!" Said Sora.

"What hotel are you staying at?"

"Mariott, Tampa." Rep informed her.

"Same as us. So I guess we're stuck with each other."

"Guess so…"

"Your plane will be landing shortly. Can everyone, excluding the crazy people in the bathroom, please return to their seats." Came the pilot's voice. In a half an hour, they had rescued Axel, Cloud, Leon and Sephiroth from the airport security, picked up their luggage, and piled onto the bus that would take them to the hotel.

SG: (Grumbling)

Cloud: (Bandaged up)

LL and the rest of the crew: (Hiding behind sofa)

Sorry about the wait, everyone. I hope we haven't lost too many readers. Now time for REVIEW RESPONSES:

Riku's gurl: Glad you liked the plushies! (Gives cookies)

Emmy19: Yup, sugar high again. We seem to do that a lot. (Gives cookies)

Dragon-Grrrrl: (Laughs)(Gives cookies)

Mew Ssomie: I agree…Poor Kairi(Gives cookies)

DemonofDoom: Thanks! Umm, I actually don't know if Lucky Charms explode…We just wanted a sugary cereal(more sugar means harder to clean). (Gives cookies)

Mr. Grae: Yup. Five pounds. Thank Goodness For Tina! (Gives cookies)

Demonslayer14: Daggers...? COOL! (Gives cookies)

Tolea: You have ANOTHER Cerberus? O.o (Gives cookies)

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Rena: I'm pretty sure we're not going to add Disney characters, but you never know. Maybe we'll have a guest appearance. (Gives cookies)

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