SG: Hiya! I'm back, and all better!

LL: (with bumps on head) Yeah, she's sane (sort of) again, after she's run around with a baseball bat for a week.

Cloud: (limping) You're late with the chapter. Again.

SG: Hehe…Sorry about that. Speaking of lateness, we're really sorry, but we've got camp and Manga drawing class for the next two weeks, then we're going to Canada for another week. So the updates may be slow in coming.

LL: Sorry.


Disclaimer:

SG: Oh, as several people pointed out, we forgot to disclaim Lizzie Mcguire. We don't own it (And don't particularly want to).

Axel: And they don't own us either!


Chapter 10

Hotel Accommodations

"Thank goodness we're off that plane." Axel sighed as the bus drove towards the hotel.

"Yeah, but…I still can't help but think we forget something…" Ansem trailed off.


Back at the plane:

"HELLO!YOU GUY'S FORGETING SOMETHING? I'M STILL HERE!" Kairi yelled. She was still stuck in the bathroom on the plane.


"Probably nothing... right Kairi? Hey, where's Kairi?" Riku asked.

"Oh no. We left her back at the plane! She'll never let us live this down!" Cloud groaned.

So after fifteen minutes they had rescued Kairi from the plane.

"I will NEVER let you live this down!" She screamed.

"I told you." Cloud moaned

"It couldn't be any worse." Sephiroth said.

"Nope." Axel said gloomily. He had had to get rid of all his candy before anyone would let him on the bus.


At the hotel:

"I'm sorry, sir, but you don't have any reservations." The clerk at the desk wasn't letting them have their rooms.

"Gimme my room, &&&" Lakchine called the clerk something that made Namine yell.

"Yes, Ma'am!" The clerk said handing a key card to Lakchine.

"See ya tomorrow." Lakchine growled. She walked away muttering something about losers and annoying clerks. Namine ran after her waving goodbye over her shoulder.

"Now give us our key, mister!" Rep said.

"I'm afraid I can't do that."

"WHY THE $&&$$ NOT, YOU &!" Cloud screamed. It seemed the airplane ride had worn on everyone's nerves.

"You don't have reservations."

"&&$&#" Cloud screamed.

"Profanity will get you nowhere."

"Why you little-!" Sephiroth grabbed Cloud's shoulder and whispered something into his ear. They both started to smirk.

"Uh, guys…Cloud and Sephiroth have that 'I'm going to threaten someone look'." Yuffie said. Sephiroth and Cloud pulled out their swords.

"Well, Seph, I think we need to teach this guy some manners, don't you think so?" Cloud said, still smirking.

"I do think so, Cloud. He just has no respect." The clerk was looking rather pale.

"Sir's…" They jumped at him, waving their swords wildly (nearly taking off poor Rep's head in the process). The clerk screamed and ran off.

"I told you that trick works every time!" Seph told Cloud.

"And you guys say I scream like a girl." Lexeaus said. Leon started rummaging around behind the desk, and Kairi started typing on the computer.

"There. We're entered under reservations." Kairi said, standing up.

"And here're our key cards!" Leon added.

"Great! Now we need a good nights sleep, and we'll all be back to normal!" Sora said happily.

"What, do you mean back to normal! Are you implying that we aren't NORMAL?" Kairi yelled.

"Uh…goodnight everyone!" Sora ran as fast as he could towards the room that he and Riku would share.

"He does have a point." Said Yuffie. "Good night all." She walked into Kairi and her room. Kairi soon followed. The rest said their good nights and split up, Axel and Ansem, Leon and Rep, Zexion and Lex, and Cloud and Sephiroth all shared rooms.


Sometime around midnight:

CRASH! BANG! BLAM!

Everyone jumped out of their beds and ran toward the hallway. The noises, which hadn't stopped, seemed to be coming from Cloud and Sephiroth's room.

"What could they be doing in there?" Rep yelled over the noise.

"No clue! How do we get in?" Sora answered.

"Lucky for all of us I swiped a master keycard!" Kairi smirked. She inserted the card but before she could open it, the door burst open and they were all knocked back. Cloud and Sephiroth came through the door, swords out and fighting.

"Why are you two doing that at this time of night!" Riku yelled. Cloud and Seph didn't answer, but over the clashing of their swords everyone heard a funny, grating noise. They all sweat-dropped.

"They're…fighting…in…their…sleep." Sora said.

"WE WOKE UP BECAUSE THEY WERE FIGHTING IN THEIR SLEEP!" Kairi screamed. The rest tried to quiet her (it was the middle of the night, after all).

"SHUT THE #&#& UP!" Lakchine yelled down the hall. Of course during this whole escapade, no one noticed that Axel was nowhere to be seen. He was sneaking up the hall, the front of his night-shirt stuffed full of something.

"Axel? What are you doing?" Ansem had noticed him.

"Hehe…What are you guys doing out here?" He looked very nervous.

"Cloud 'n Seph were having a fight in their sleep! And now Kairi's yelling at them." And she was, as Leon and Riku wrestled the swords away, and Rep and Sora pushed them back to their beds (neither one had woken up).

"Oh, okay."

"Alright, everyone." Sora said, panting and closing the door. "Let's go back to bed."

"Come on, Kairi. You can rant at them in the morning." Yuffie said, yawning. Kairi stalked back to her room, still fuming, and slammed the door.

"Well, that was exciting, right Axel?" Ansem said closing their door.

"Yeah…" Axel waited until he was sure Ansem was asleep before emptying out the front of his shirt. Inside was all the sugar and candy in the kitchen. He tucked it all under his bed before lying down and closing his eyes.


YAY! Another sugar high is coming! Next chapter: Breakfast (again) and Rental Cars!

REVIEW RESPONSES:

Riku's Gurl: I know. I've actually never seen The Lizzie Mcguire Movie, but I hate the TV show. (gives cookies)

DemonofDoom: You got your wisdom teeth out last January? I had all four out at one time, too. It hurt. A lot. (gives cookies)

CodeLyoko: Here's your plushie! (gives "Axel on sugar high" plushie and cookies)

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Darkestsoul: Thanks! (gives cookies)

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Tolea:

SG: Poor Rep! Sorry but I think Sora7 is cuter. Right LL? Hey, where's LL?

Sora7: (Burps)

(gives cookies)

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Inumaru12: Not all Flight attendants are that bad…I've seen some really nice ones, and some that are REALLY scary! I agree about Lizzie Mcguire. (gives cookies)

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Horsie890:

SG: Spain…France…New Zealand…! Geez! We were going to go to Australia for vacation last summer but…

LL: (covers SG's mouth) No rants, Sis.

SG: (sighs) Long story short…One &#&#& admiral, and an evacuation later we didn't get to go. That was a bit confusing, wasn't it? Extra cookies for putting up with me. (gives extra cookies)

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