SG: Sorry we didn't update for so long. We were on vacation(water-skiing is FUN!).
LL: Then our Grandpa got put in the hospital and Dad commandeered the laptop(that we have all of our files on it) and took it with him to visit him.
SG: So now we finally have our compy back. And we're updating.
Disclaimer:
SG: We don't own much…at all.
Cloud: I thought WE were doing the disclaimer.
Axel: HYPERHYPERHYPER!
Lakchine: (Hits Axel with mallet) SHUT UP!
SG, LL, and rest of cast: (sweatdrops)
Kingdom Hearts at the Theme Park
Part 1 ½
Chapter 11
The Next Morning :
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! The alarm clock in room 7 rang at 8 o'clock in the morning. Axel's eyes fluttered open, and he glanced around to see Ansem yawning.
"Morning, Axel." Ansem said to him, grinning.
Then Axel seized Ansem, opened the door, and flung him out into the hall. Ansem hit his head on the door in front of him, which swung open to reveal a very grumpy Lakchine. Behind her was Namine on the couch with her thumb in her mouth.
"You little $$! Why the &# did you just RAM into MY DOOR!" She screeched at him, as Axel slammed the other door.
"What in the world is going on out there?" Sora called from next door.
"Axel just locked me out of my room and I think he might have sugar!" Ansem yelled.
"Crap!" Sora cried.
"Let's get the others up and then we'll take care of Axel." Riku said coming out of the room he and Sora shared.
Five minutes later everyone had assembled in the hall.
"Axel! Let us in!" Yuffie yelled.
"NO! YOU'LL NEVER GET MY PRECIOUS SUGAR!" Axel yelled, giggling madly.
"My master key isn't working!" Kairi said. "I wonder why?"
"So what'll we do!" Lexeaus exclaimed.
"Use your head." Riku said sarcastically. Sephiroth and Zexion looked at each other and broke into smirks. Then they grabbed Lex around the middle and slammed his head into the door.
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" Riku yelled. Lexeaus had lost consciousness.
"Well, it worked, didn't it?" Seph asked. They walked cautiously into the room. A familiar red-haired figure was huddled in the corner.
"Hehe, hi, guys! You're still not getting my sugar! MWAHAHA!" Axel yelled, trying to make a run for it.
"Oh, no you don't!" Sora said. Riku, Leon, Sephiroth, Zexion, and Ansem all dog piled on top of the fleeing sugar addict. It took about five minutes to subdue Axel and confiscate his stash. Luckily, he hadn't gotten to eat much and the shock from five not-exactly-feather-light teens jumping on him had knocked most of the sugar-high out. Then they all headed down to breakfast.
At Breakfast:
They lined up along the buffet table, Kairi in the front and Ansem and Axel in the back.
"Oooh! Look, Yuffie, they have doughnuts!" Kairi said.
"Do they have chocolate? With sprinkles?" Yuffie asked, grinning.
"You know, if you eat too many of those you'll get fat." Rep said obliviously. The two girls proceeded to wallop him into oblivion.
"ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE FAT?" Kairi yelled
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D MAKE A STUPID COMMENT LIKE THAT, REP!" Yuffie added. The rest of them just kept moving. An insulted teenage girl was one of the scariest things on earth, but two insulted teenage girls were definitely detrimental to your health. Things went pretty quietly until Cloud got to the waffle iron. He dumped on his batter, turned it on, but when he went to take it out…
"OW! THAT &$ (& (&&$$ )) ((&$ $& $!" A lady walking by covered her daughter's ears. A young boy by the bacon was watching with awe. But when Cloud's steady stream of profanity reached the ears of one grandmotherly lady…
"YOUNG MAN! THERE ARE CHIDREN HERE! YOU NEED YOUR MOUTH WASHED OUT!" She proceeded to hit the poor, unsuspecting and burnt-fingered blond upside the head several times with her purse. Pretty soon, Cloud joined Rep in dreamland. Everyone else walked over to a table, sat down, and ate.
Five minutes later:
"I'm bored!" Axel complained. He and Ansem had devoured their food so fast that the others had only just started.
"Darkness!" Ansem said.
"Don't start that again!" Axel said grumpily.
"Will you two be quiet!" Kairi was still grumpy.
"Come on, Ansem. Let's go look at the food again." The Troublesome Two stalked off towards the buffet. The stepped over their unconscious companions and walked along the tables. They stopped by the cereal.
"Hey, Axel."
"Yeah?"
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" With identical, evil grins, they grabbed a small, one-serving-size box of Fruit Loops and rushed over to the microwave. Tossing the box in, they looked at the buttons.
"Hey Ansem! This has a handy 'self-destruct' button, just like that hot dog machine!" Axel said happily. No longer bored, he pressed the button and…
"Guy's, they're by the microwave." Seph said, looking over his shoulder. They all looked at each other and chorused…
"Three…two…one…" BOOM. They sighed.
"COOL!"
"DARKNESS!"
Sephiroth and Leon grabbed Rep and Cloud, and Kairi and Riku grabbed Axel and Ansem, and they all dashed madly out the door, just as someone started yelling "WHO DID THIS!"
"Phew! That was close!" Sora gasped. "Let's get to that rental car place before anything else happens."
Rental Car Place:
"Do you have a car that can hold…(Head count) fourteen people?" Riku asked the clerk.
"And goes over 100 mph." Cloud piped up.
"Shut up, moron." Leon muttered pounding the boy on the head.
"Yes sir we do. It's $750 for ten days." The clerk told Riku ignoring Cloud comment.
"One moment please." Riku said turning around
"Okay, cough up." He told the group holding out his hand.
"Fine." Everyone said, paying their share.
"Here you go." Riku said to the clerk holding out the cash. They all climbed in and were off to the next park.
SG: There you go! And again, sorry for the wait.
LL: And before we do the review responses, we would like to say that the two of us will be doing a new story:
SG: It's called "Survivor: Anime Style" And there will be several KH characters in it.
LL: Basically, we're going to put all the coolest characters we can think of on a deserted Island to play Survivor! And the thing is, each chapter we vote off whoever the REVIEWERS want off.
SG: So go read that after we post it…
LL: And don't forget to review!
Lakchine: That was a shameless bit of advertising.
SG: Hehe…Sorry. Review Responses!
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