SG: (hiding behind overturned table) Uh, sorry for the long wait. Please don't chase us with pitchforks or anything.

LL: (cowering behind sofa with rest of the cast) Yeah!

SG: Soccer season is always busy. Between the two of us and our little sisters, we have practice every night of the week, and games all day on both Saturday and Sunday. We're really sorry…

LL: …but here's your chapter!

Sephiroth: Finally…

Disclaimer:

Ansem: Darkness! (Translation: SG and LL don't own Kingdom Hearts or Busch Gardens or anything else that appears in this fic, besides the plot. They are, however, very angry at Square-Enix for moving the KH2 release date back to March 1st.)

Cloud: Wow. He can say a lot in one word, can't he?"

…Unfortunately for them, Cloud ended up in the driver's seat. This will not end well…

"Now let's see what this bucket of bolts can do!" Cloud yelled.

"This will not end well." Riku muttered. (See, I told you!). Cloud floored it.

"AHHHHHHHH!" They all screamed as the van hurtled around a corner.

"CLOUD! IF WE SURVIVE, I SWEAR I WILL #&& KILL YOU!" Lakchine screamed.

"This is fun!" Namine yelled.

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Lexeaus yelled, starting to scream like a girl.

"GET THE $& OFF OF ME!" Riku yelled as Zexion slid into him.

"DARKNESS!" Guess who…

WEEEE-OOOO! WEEEEE-OOOOO! Came the police sirens behind them.

"ACK! Not the cops!" Cloud yelped. Then, he somehow managed to switch places with poor Rep, who was sitting in the passenger seat and happened to only have his learners permit. When the cop peered into the van/bus he saw Cloud sitting innocently in the other side of the car, half of the people in the backseat had passed out, and poor, poor Rep was clutching the wheel.

"Son, I need to see your license." He told the clone. Rep stared at him, then at the wheel, then at Cloud, then back at the officer. And then he passed out.

15 minutes later:

When they finally got away from the officer and made it to the park, Zexion was driving, Rep had lost his learners permit, and Riku, Namine, Sora, Yuffie, and Cloud where the only ones still conscious (Lakchine had actually been knocked out by her own mallet. That was the only reason Cloud was still alive). Unfortunately for Cloud, they where waking up.

"Ugh. My head!" Lakchine muttered. Cloud paled visibly and ran for the park entrance. Soon there was a rather angry mob chasing after him.

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" He yelled over his shoulder.

"YEAH, RIGHT!" They yelled back at him. Then they all ran through the park gate, throwing their tickets in the air. The tickets were caught and scanned by a rather disgruntled lady in a Busch gardens uniform. Poor Cloud couldn't stay ahead very long, and was soon caught and throttled.

"Ok, we're in Morocco. This park is themed after Africa, I think. Now what do we do?" Sora asked. Riku was about to reply when they all heard several gasps. Kairi, Yuffie, and Namine had all gone starry-eyed and yelled two words simultaneously:

"GIFT SHOP!"

"Oh, no." Suddenly, the three females grabbed everyone else and dashed into the small shop, which had stuffed animals and snow globes in addition to the usual tee-shirts. Unfortunately, two people managed to slip away (this seems to happen a lot)…

"Gee, that was a close one, huh, Axel? Axel?" Ansem said, looking around for his friend. Axel had a look very similar to the one the girls had worn just a few minutes before. He was staring at a shop whose sign said "Sultan's Sweets, Candy and Ice Cream Shop." Axel started making a dash for it when someone grabbed him from behind.

"Oh, no you don't. If you even think about going into that shop, I'll bash your sugar-loving skull in." Lakchine was not playing around. "Namine, get out here this minute. If you buy anything now, you'll have to lug it around the park all day."

"But, Lakchy…"

"NOW! AND DO NOT CALL ME THAT!" Grumbling, the three girls trudged out of the shop. The boys, however, couldn't get out soon enough.

"Thank you, Lakchine!" Rep moaned.

"What do you have against gift shops?" Yuffie asked.

"How about the shop part?" Zexion muttered.

"Ok, guys. The first stop on the map is the Myombe Chimpanzee and Great Ape preserve. You know, they've got a lot of animals here."

"Monkeys? Hey, Axel, maybe you're related!" Lexeaus said.

"That's so funny I forgot to laugh." Axel retorted sarcastically.

At the Myombe Preserve:

They all walked into a caveish looking place, with glass walls that let you see the chimps. Everyone watched the monkeys running around with no small amount of "Oh, that's soooo cute" from the girls. But Ansem was bored. As he stared around, he saw a lone chimpanzee, by the name of Fred, standing right beside the glass and staring at him. Ansem walked over to him.

Ansem stared.

Fred stared.

Ansem scratched his head.

Fred scratched his head.

Ansem scratched his butt.

Fred scratched his butt.

"Hey Axel! Come see! I found a really cool monkey!" Ansem yelled over his shoulder. Axel came over to see.

"Oooh oooh! Ooh ooooh ahhh aaaahhh!" (translation: Hey George! Come see! I found a really cool human!) Fred grunted over his shoulder. One of the other monkeys (by the name of George) came over to see.

"Look, Axel! He does everything that I do! It's almost like he's smart or something!"

"Ooooohhhh oooohoooh ahhh ah ah aaaahh!" (Look George! He does everything that I do! It's almost like he's smart or something!)

"Ooh! Let me try Ansem!" Axel walked up to the glass and scratched his head. George jumped at the glass as though he was trying to attack him. Axel screamed, ran and hid behind Sephiroth.

"Aw, does the monkey scare poor little Axel?" Seph said teasingly.

"That monkey is EVIL!" Axel yelled.

"Come on, guys let's go to the next thing." Sora said. They all were fine until they saw what was next…

"CLYDSDALES!" Poor Cloud…

SG: Muwahahahaha! New Chappie is written!

LL: You're a nutcase, Sis.

SG: I know! Isn't it great! (mutters) And it's not like you're helping a whole lot with the writing…

LL: (didn't hear anything)

SG: (sigh) Review Responses!

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SG: Well that's all for now folks! I actually looked online and found a map for the park!

LL: It's at h t t p/ w w w. busch g ar dens.c om/bus chgard ens/fla /pipa rkm ap.as px

SG: Just copy, paste and delete the spaces!

Cloud: You better not take so long again…

SG and LL: Ja Ne!