SG: HIYA EVRYONE!
LL: Why are you yelling?
SG: I HAVE NO CLUE!
LL: Ok…Well this is a pretty quick update, right?
SG: HYPER!
Disclaimer:
Cloud: If those two owned Kingdom Hearts, Riku would be the main character…
Sora: HEY!
Cloud: Seph and I would have a much larger part…
Seph: And Goofy and Donald wouldn't exist.
Riku: Of course, that isn't the case, so they obviously don't own it or Busch.
"WHY ARE THERE &&&&&& CLYDESDALES HERE! WHY!" Cloud screamed.
"Because Anheiser-Busch's symbol is the Clydesdale. These are the famous Busch Clydesdales." Kairi informed him.
"You're just prejudiced against horses." Yuffie sniffed, stalking over to the fence. Everyone else followed her.
"Come on, man, they aren't that bad." Leon said, shaking his head.
"Wanna bet?" Cloud snarled.
"What kind of bet?" Leon started smirking. Cloud smirked, too.
"How about this: You climb inside the fence, walk up to a horse, and pat its head. If you come back with all your hair, I'll give you twenty bucks." Cloud felt pretty smug. There was no way that Leon would come back unscathed.
"You got a bet!" Leon agreed. This is such easy money. He ran past the others and vaulted the fence into the Clydesdale enclosure.
"LEON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Kairi yelled.
"WINNING TWENTY BUCKS!" He yelled back. Leon walked over to one of the giant horses. This particular one was big even for a Clydesdale and had an evil sort of glint in his eye. If Leon had really been paying attention, he defiantly wouldn't have picked that particular horse, but he wasn't, so on with the story.
Well, Leon approached the horse, his arm extended. "Nice horsey, nice horsey. Please don't eat my hair, or I'll lose twenty bucks." The evil glint grew. Then, quite suddenly, the horse made his move.
"EEEEEKKKKKK! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU STUPID HORSE!" Leon ran screaming around the corral. The Clydesdale was right at his heels. Cloud was dying of laughter.
"Well, I guess we need to save him, don't we?" Sora sighed.
"No way!" Cloud giggled. "This is hilarious!"
"I, for once, have to agree with Cloud." Seph said. The others gaped at him.
"You're AGREEING with CLOUD!"
"IT'S THE APOCOLYSPE!"
"EVERYONE TO THE BUNKER!"
"HHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!" Leon screamed.
"YOU PEOPLE ARE SO HEARTLESS! GO GET HIM NOW!" All cowered in the face of Kairi's wrath.
"Yes ma'am!" They all said. So when Leon made his tenth circuit of the corral, Zexion and Rep, grabbed from right beneath the demon horses grasping teeth. Poor Leon was trembling.
"Evil…horsey…" He stammered, slightly swirly-eyed.
"HAH! I told you Clydesdales were evil!" Cloud said triumphantly.
"Ahhh, poor Squall…" Yuffie said sympathetically. Then she started giggling. This escalated into full-scale laughter as the victim of the horses initial attack became evident.
"That's Leon…Hey, what's so funny!" Then he turned around to look at his backside. There, where a large piece of pant fabric had been torn by unforgiving equine teeth, were his clearly visible boxers. They were pink with little words on them.
"Hey, what do they say?" Lex asked.
"Excuse me! It's rude to try to read people's boxers!" Leon yelled desperately. Riku leaned slightly closer, then sweat-dropped.
"They say 'Dance Dance Revolution. And they have little hearts on them."
"Ew." Cloud made a face.
"Maybe it is the apocalypse. I'm agreeing with you twice in a day." They all stared at him.
"Well, I don't blame him for agreeing with that one."
"But you still owe me twenty bucks." Leon grinned. Just then a horse walked up and took a bite out of his hair (Of course).
"HA! Now YOU owe ME twenty bucks." Cloud said triumphantly holding out his hand. Reluctantly Leon put the bill in his hand.
"Come on guys. Let's hit a coaster before this chapter ends." Sora said. The other seemed confused.
"Chapter? What chapter?" Namine asked. Sora sweat-dropped.
"Uh…Never mind. Let's just go."
"OK!" So off they went toward Montu, a suspended roller coaster that looked strangely similar to Alpenghist except that it went through what appeared to be Egyptian ruins.
"Bad…memories…" Zexion mumbled, looking sick. "I think I'll sit this one out this time."
"I will, too." Axel said.
"How come?" Lakchine asked suspiciously.
"I don't know. Just don't feel like riding a coaster right now." Axel said with a completely innocent smile. So they all knew that he was up to something. Axel was never innocent.
"Well, I suppose that would be okay, as long as Zexion keeps an eye on you." Sora was still suspicious.
"Sure thing." Zexion said. So they all went and got on the ride.
'Hee hee, now I can explore those Egyptian ruins. Maybe there's buried treasure or something!' Axel thought. 'Now I just have to wait until Mr. Zombie over there looks the other way…' Just then, Zexion turned very green and ran to the bathroom. 'Or he get's sick…' Axel ran over to the fenced off "Egyptian ruins". He had such good time running around looking for "Egyptian Treasure" that he completely forgot that the roller coaster ran through them.
"Oooh, lookie, a baseball hat. But I wonder how someone lost it…?" He heard screams over his head coming toward him fast. "Hey look! There they are! HI GUYS…!"
"AXEL! GET THE $& OUT OF THE WAY!" Lakchine screamed. Then the car and Axel collided with a sickening thud. Luckily, the ride was almost over. When they got to the end, everyone jumped up and ran to the red-haired idiot.
"Axel! Are you okay!" They stood around looking worried. Then suddenly, he sat up.
"Wow! That was great!" Axel shouted. "Can I do that again? And I got a cool baseball hat!"
"You just got hit by a ROLLER COASTER going more than 60MPH! Even I'm not that stupid!" Ansem yelled at him.
"Gee, this day is just full of surprises. Ansem's making sense, Cloud and Sephiroth are agreeing. What'll happen next?" Riku said, shaking his head. To tell you the truth, that's a good question…
SG: Well, what did ya think?
LL: Beware the Clydesdales…
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