Kingdom Hearts at the Theme Park: The Christmas Special
Written by soccergirl13, the midget in the corner, mistress of celeritas and legolord91.
SG: Hi guys! Welcome to our Christmas special!
Midget: Yeah! The Christmas special! DON'T CALL ME A MIDGET!
LL: Beware the angry midget.
Mistress: E equals mc squared! Stroganoff!
SG: Let's go bake some cookies for Santa!
Midget: Cookies sound good.
LL: Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Cookies!
Mistress: Wait a second! We can't bake cookies for Santa!
SG: Why not?
Mistress: It's because….because…. CHOCOLATE!
LL: (Throws chocolate at Mistress and hits her in the head) Here ya go!
Midget: Oh, please! Why does she get chocolate? I refuse to give in to her random demands!
SG: Get on with it, mistress!
Mistress: blmectry (translation: We don't own KH! Or anything else other than the plot!)
LL: Woo hoo! An intro AND a disclaimer, all in one!
The fourteen friends (not necessarily, but let's go with it) were wandering around the mall between theme parks. They were doing their Christmas shopping. Well, at least the girls were (and Seph). The rest of the boys and Lakchine were sulking. Needless to say, shopping is not a popular hobby among teenage boys (and Lakchine).
"HOLY CRUMPETS!" Seph squealed, "THERE'S A SALE ON HELLO KITTY STUFF! EVERYTHING IS 50-75 PERCENT OFF!"
"Shut up, Seph! You're making people stare at us! If we get thrown out of another mall because of one of you…" Kairi trailed off making the threat quite clear.
"Shopping..." Lakchine shuddered. "Back away slowly"
"Back away quickly! QUICKLY!" Sora yelled.
"RUN AWAY SCREAMING! WAH!" cried Axel as he proceeded to do so. Unfortunately for him, he tripped over an elderly lady. Even more unfortunate, it happened to be the same old lady that beat Cloud up at the hotel. And to add to his misfortune he fell into a fountain.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT WATER! HOW CAN HYDROGEN AND MY SWEET OXYGEN COMBINE TO MAKE SUCH A FOUL SUBSTANCE! NOOOOO! I'M MELTING!"
"Well, if you played DDR more often, you'd be more coordinated and that probably wouldn't have happened" Leon said smugly.
"Shut up, Squall." Yuffie said.
"IT'S LEON!" He screamed. Axel began climbing out of fountain, but before he made it all the way out, he was accosted by an angry senior citizen. She approached him menacingly, and then…
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Where were we? Oh yes…
…she began to beat him upside the head with her extremely heavy handbag.
"Look, Axel's getting hurt again." Rep said.
"You thinking what I'm thinkin'?" Riku asked.
"Of course." Rep replied. The two of them disappeared for several seconds, and then reappeared with bags of popcorn. Zexion and Lexeaus began commentating on the 'match'.
"That was a nasty uppercut there, eh, Lex?" Zexion said.
"Oh, yeah! And look at her form! Simply amazing!"
"Looks like this match is just about over."
"Uh-huh! Axel will be feeling this in the morning!"
"That's not nice!" Namine said. The old lady finished her "workout" and left with a final whack.
"Ah, man. Well, at least it was a good show. Don't you agree, Sora?" Riku said.
"Yeah! That was totally sweet when- Hey, what am I saying? I'm s'posed to be the good guy! I'm gonna go help Axel!" Sora said.
"Darkness dark darkness dark dark!" said Ansem. (Translation: Good guys don't get much excitement I guess. Wasn't it great though, Rep?)
"Yup. It even lasted long enough for me to finish my popcorn!" Rep replied. "Wasn't that great, Cloud?" Rep looked around. "Hey, guys! Where's Cloud?" For, in the midst of the battle, Cloud had slipped away…
With Cloud…
"Finally! I'm away for those shopping freaks! Now I can look at swords!" Cloud said. Just then, he saw the most beautiful sword in a shop window. The price tag said: $52.37. Cloud checked his wallet. All that came out were some fingernail clippers and a peppermint covered in fuzz.
"I need money!" he said. Then he raced off to a "money making" neighborhood of the mall. There, he saw the old woman who had beat him up at the hotel, and more recently, Axel.
He started to run.
"Slow down sonny, or I'll be forced to lay knuckles upside you're head. Again." She leered venomously, then smiled innocently. "I need someone to be the new children's Santa Claus, the other one quit."
All of a sudden, a man in a red suit came walking out into the hall. "I quit!" said the man throwing a curly white beard on the ground.
"Definitely not!" Cloud replied.
"Don't speak to your elders that way, young man! Besides, there's money involved."
"Can I have $52.37?"
"Plus tax?" She asked sweetly.
"Heck yes, oldster!"
"Don't push it." Said the old lady, throwing the Santa suit at him.
5 minutes later Cloud was dressed in the suit and sat in a big chair, surrounded by fluffy fake snow, hordes of elves and swarms of small children. One particular elf called "Blake" insisted upon skipping around with a giant candy cane. Normally this would simply disturb people, but on this occasion it turned out to be quite painful. You see, Blake would often trip over his own feet and end up whacking people upside the head with the giant, candy- shaped piece of plastic. After a few minutes, Cloud's patience began to wear a bit thin. On the fourth "accidental" assault, 'Santa' grabbed Blake by his jingly elf hat and threw him into the wall, knocking him unconscious. The other elves in the room cheered, most of them sporting bruises and black eyes.
"Bring on the kiddies! I want to get my $52.37 plus tax so I get that dreeeeamy sword."
The worker elves (all except Blake) opened the floodgates and allowed masses, no, battalions, NO, WAIT, ARMIES of sweet, innocent little angels (note sarcasm) stampeded toward the innocent- Hmmmm… No, innocent's not the word. Let's just go with Cloud. The 'elves' jostled them into a single file line of semi-organized chaos.
The first child made his way up to "Santa" and climbed into his lap.
Cloud sighed. "What's your name, kid?"
"It's Jackson." The boy said in a mature, James Bond (who we don't own!)-ish voice. "Jack Jackson."
"What do you want for Christmas?" Cloud asked, not bothering to hide his un- enthusiastic uhhh…. ness? Unenthusiasticness? Is that even a word? Oh, well! Now it is!
"I want a sword." Jack said keeping up the deep voice. "And not just any sword. I want a BIG, SHINY sword."
"How old are you, kid?"
The small boy looked up at Clou- um…. Santa. His eyes seemed to get a whole lot larger and became much more sparkly.
Fowr."
Cloud sweat-dropped. "You're four and you want a SWORD." Little Jack nodded vigorously. "This is going to be a LONG day."
Back with the others:
"Ugh. I hate shopping." Lakchine grumbled.
"Come on, Laky! It's not that bad." Namine replied. She was carrying several shopping bags.
"Yes, it is." Sora shuddered. "Shopping. Back away slowly."
"Back away quickly! QUICKLY!" Sephiroth screamed, following his own advice. Fortunatly for him, he did it much more carefully than Axel had, and he avoided all crotchety senior citizens and water fountains.
Axel's eyes popped out of his head. "THE SKY IS FALLING!" He picked up a nearby acorn and threw it up in the air. It then obeyed those annoying laws of physics and came crashing down, right onto his head.
"OH NO! THE SKY IS FALLING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Axel screamed. He, Ansem and Sephiroth began doing just that.
"Wait a minute...We're inside a mall. Why are there acorns in here?" Yuffie asked, looking rather bewildered.
"Oh, yeah! There's a 'Nuts about Squirrels' Convention here today." Leon said, then quickly added "Not that I'd know!" As they all stared at him incredulously.
"'Nuts about Squirrels?' Weird..." Zexion muttered.
"I hate squirrels. They're evil." Lexeaus stated sourly.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" A mob of angry people dressed in shirts that said 'I love squirrels' stampeded over to poor Lex. Then they proceded to stampede over him.
"Cool! Angry squirrel dudes! Want some popcorn?" Rep asked Riku.
"Sure!" Riku replied, as the (sort of) twins made themeselves comfortable.
"Yeah, I know!" Yuffie said. "Who's stupid enough to take on The girl's blond hair was in obnoxiously cute little pigtails and she wore gaudy pink overalls. Before she had agreed to sit on "Santa"'s lap, she made her body guards inspect him, ran an, erm… interesting bacteria test on the suit and made him answer horrifying questions about… gulp Polly Pockets. (we don't own them! No, seriously we don't) shudders Suspisiously, he got them all right. Hmmmmmm…
So, She finally climbed up n his lap and stared up at him with a horrifyingly cute look. "So, uh, what's you're name, kid?" Cloud asked nervously. Those bacteria tests had really traumatized him.
"Jessica." The little girl replied sweetly.
"Um, Ok, Jessica, what do you want for Christmas?"
"San-ta, I wan-na po-ny!" She said in a sing-song voice.
"Have you been a good girl this year?" Cloud grimaced. He really wanted that sword. The thought of being able to kick Sephiroth's bum with it was the only thing keeping him sane right now.
"Of course I've been a good girl!"Jessica said, loud enough for her 'bodyguards' to hear. Then she whispered "I'm not sorry for taking those cookies, and if you even think of giving me coal I'll rip your eyes out!" She snarled, completely dropping the adorable little girl act.
"Ye-yes ma'am!" Cloud sputtered.
Back with the others…
Riku and Rep were almost done with their popcorn "Aw, man, I'm almost done with my popcorn!" said Rep sadly.
"Who cares about the popcorn? This is a great show! Front row seats! Lexaeus getting beat up by an angry squirrelly mob, could life get any better then this?" Riku asked.
"Yes, I could have more popcorn." Rep grumbled.
"Yay! A brawl!" Sephiroth screamed as he, Axel and Ansem jumped into the fray.
"Good thing I bought these totally nifty foam fingers!" said Namine. "See, Lackchine, shopping is really useful!"
Lackchine muttered under her breath about prissy girly-girls. Namine then began to distribute foam fingers to the gang that watched the ensuing combat.
"Woo hoo! Go Seph!" cheered Leon.
Kairi rolled her eyes. "Those guys are idiots."
"Yeah, I know!" Yuffie said. "Who's stupid enough to take on enraged, die-hard squirrel nuts?"
Comedian's drum in background: Ba –da, CH!
"Bad pun!" Sora groaned.
"Thanks for the encouragement pal." The annoyed Yuffie said. "But seriously, who would be dumb enough to go into that angry squirrel mob?"
"Oh look, a brawl!" Yelled Zexion. He was in the motion of jumping, when the mob of squirrel junkies quieted. Then ran over to Z., took his foam finger, then ran back over and proceeded to beat up Lex, Seph, Ansem, and Axel all over again.
Zexion was still in midair, when he fell flat on his face on the hard floor. He was there for some moments, when he looked up to see the fight still going on.
"What happened?" said a confused Zexion while rubbing his head. "Oh look, a brawl!" and he jumped into the fray as well.
"This is embarrassing!" Kairi said shaking her head
Back with Cloud……
"Last kid." Cloud said wiping his brow.
"Some people say I'm paranoid, but I don't think so." Said the small child that clambered on Cloud's lap.
sigh "What's your name son?" Cloud said.
"Mike Long." Mike said.
"How old are you?" Five years, twelve hours, eighteen minutes, twenty four seconds. Twenty five seconds," he said correcting himself. "Exactly. People hate it when I do that." The boy said to Clo…Santa.
"I know how they feel," Cloud replied.
After Cloud was finished with the boy, Mike climbed off Cloud, using the fluffy pillows stuffed under the suit where his stomach was, for support.
Then Mike had an idea that popped out of nowhere, he ripped off the fake beard from Cloud's face. Cloud clutched his mouth area.
Sirens began going off and red lights flashed. Steel bars blocked all the entryways. Elves scattered and children began screaming. "FAKE SANTA ALERT! FAKE SANTA ALERT! CODE 34085/B! CODE 34085/B!" Was blaring over the loudspeakers. Total pandemonium reigned in 'Santa's Workshop' and Cloud sat rubbing his sore face.
"Yep, that was a third degree fake beard burn." Cloud said grimacing.
Then a parent said from behind "You're an embarrassment to nature! How dare you traumatize our precious angels! Let's do what we have to do guys!"
"Uhhhh…" said a parent. "We'll be right back."
The angry mob of parents disappeared for a few minutes.
"Hey, if all the entryways are blocked, how'd the parents get out?" Cloud asked the deranged fanfic writers.
(LL: Shhhhhh! You're not supposed to know we exist!
Midget: Well, at least there's still Blake the elf to keep you company!
Cloud groaned.
Mistress: Obviously the parents harnessed the power of the aliens from the planet Gimbliku to go through the walls.
SG: Am I the only half-sane one here?
Everyone else: Duh!)
Back to the story…
While waiting for the enraged parents to return, Blake the elf became conscious again
"Ooooooh…" said Blake. "A microscope!"
Blake spent the next few minutes fascinated by looking at an amoeba on the microscope Jessica had left from the bacteria test. A little while later, the parents returned, followed by a huge mob, complete with pitchforks and torches.
"Cool mob! Where'd you get it?" Cloud asked excitedly, thinking longingly of siccing a mob on Sephiroth.
"Ebay! They had a great deal on lactose-intolerant mobs!" One parent replied. Cloud looked confused.
"Lactose-intolerant? Why lactose-intolerant?"
"So they can't go out and eat nachos when they should be pillaging. The last mob we got left this." The parent gave Cloud a note that said:
"gOn owT 4 NachoooS
-Ur anGiry Mob"
The angry mob of parents and their angry mob from EBay (Which we definitely DO NOT own) stalked menacingly toward Cloud.
"Oh look, an amoeba!" Cloud yelled pointing to the microscope.
"aYe wan a C!" said a member of the mob.
He shoved his way through the crowd. On the head of the microscope, was a sign
That read "DO NOT TOUCH! Thank you for your cooperation"
"aYe wan a tutch!" The unfortunate mob member yelled. He stretched out his hand and touched it…
BOOM
"PS…Violators may experience excruciating pain." Another mob member read, leaning over the pile of ash formerly known as 'the unfortunate mob member' to look at the rest of the note.
"Nouw U tel mee."
Of course, by that time Cloud had made his grand escape. Looking around, one member of the mob noticed this.
"HAY! Tha fayke Sandta iz gon!" He exclaimed.
"Gat 'im!" They charged after the poor blonde, pitchforks and torches waving.
"I wonder what's going on over there." Sora said, pointing at the mob that was chasing a figure in a red. The squirrelly fray had broken up by now, Rep and Riku had run out of popcorn, Seph, Axel, and Ansem had made it out relatively unscathed, but Zexion and Lexeaus weren't so lucky.
"Look guy's! Another mob!" Seph yelled, pointing.
"YAY! BRAWL!" Yelled Zexion, even though he was hurt.
"Don't take another limp!" Kairi snarled, noticing that Z. was in crutches.
"Come on you morons! We can't sit here until that mob comes and rips us to shreds; we have to get out of here!" Cloud yelled as he approached his group. "I know a guy; I met him when I was 'working', follow ME!"
"Wait a minute! 'Working?' WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! CLOUD!" Kairi screamed after his retreating figure.
"Hey Lance, can you do a favor?" Cloud asked desperately, completely ignoring Kairi.
The next thing they knew, Lance, the security guard, was telling the angry mob that the group had left the mall.
Just as they were leaving, Lance said "I believe you have something for me?"
Cloud sighed as he pulled out his wallet and gave Lance $20.
"You know, we probably should leave the building…Just in case." Yuffie said heading toward the door. "We don't want to be spotted by that mob." But, just as she was walking out of the door a stray torch flew through the door and hit her head. "MY HAIR!" The others managed to put out the fire, but poor Yuffie's hair was singed badly.
"HOW COULD YOU! CLOUD, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Yuffie screamed.
"Why is it my fault?" Cloud asked innocently.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO GET THAT MOB CHASING YOU, BUT I KNOW IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Yuffie shrieked.
They managed to get the distraught ninja into their van and they drove back to their house. After a brief incident involving the law, they finally trudged into the house.
"Gee, I'm wiped!" Sora said.
"Well, at least we don't have to do THAT again!" Lakchine said with a sigh of relief. Axel stared at her for a moment before saying:
"Shopping." Lakchine gave a small scream.
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
"Calm down, Lakky. You are way too dramatic!" Namine said with disgust.
"I AM NOT! AND DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
Christmas Morning:
"Out of the goodness of my heart, I have bought you all presents!" Cloud dabbed at his eyes with a hankie. The others sweat dropped.
"No you didn't! You didn't get anyone anything, except your own sword!"
"Oh, yeah…well…well…well…That's not true! I got something for Ansem!" Cloud stuttered in his own defense.
"Why Ansem?" Namine asked.
"'Cause HE never insults me! Well, if he does, at least I can't understand him!" Cloud said.
"Dark-darkness dark dark darkness…MUAHAHAHA!" (Translation: That blonde oaf got a present for me and not for you! HA!) Ansem said.
"Here you go!" He handed the him a book labeled The Idiots Guide to Ruling the World. Then he thought about what he had just done. 'Oops.' Then he grinned.
"Oh, I'm sorry Ansem! That's not your book," said Cloud as he turned around and gave an evil chuckle. He then pulled out another book entitled The Adventures of the Adorably Cute Bunnies in Happy Happy Land. "This is your book."
There was an odd sizzling noise and Ansem's hands began to smoke.
"DAAAAAAAARKNESSSSSS!" he screamed. (Translation: Why do these more-than-slightly psychotic writers insist on tormenting us all! The horrible, cute fluffiness! It BU-U-U-URNSSSSS! End the translation here you bozo! I said end here! Ugh, I can't work in these conditions! I'm going to my trailer.)
Director: CUT!
5 Minutes later they were all back in their living room getting ready to open the rest of the presents. Axel and Ansem were first.
"Yay! We get to open our presents first! Hope that this time you'll get a real one, eh, Ansem?" Axel asked his friend.
"Darkness!" Ansem agreed(we think).
"Here you go! It's from all of us!" Kairi said, handing each of them a bulky package. They ripped off the wrapping paper to reveal two identical leather collars with weird electrical thing-a-ma-jiggers on it.
"Dark!"
"Cool! Leather dog collars!" Axel said. They both put them on.
"Not quite. They're electrical tracking collars! And they have a special attatchment on them that makes them shock you if you get to close to anything that blows up!"
"Aw, crud."
"The next present is mine!" yelled Seph. He picked up a present that said: For Seph. From Anonymous. Sephiroth proceeded to rip the paper off enthusiastically.
"OMIGOSH!" He screamed. "THE LIMITED EDITION HELLO KITTY WAFFLE IRON VERSION 3.2 ONLY AVAILABLE IN JAPAN FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! Hello, what's this? A Cloud voodoo doll?" Seph grinned evilly. "Thanks, Anonymous!"
"Something gives me the feeling that this won't end well…" Sora said.
Rep and Rep's presents were next. Both sets of eyes widened in horror as they opened their presents.
"Matching...sweaters..." Rep said, his eye twitching.
"THERE IS NO WAY I'M GOING TO WEAR THAT!" Riku yelled.
"But wait, there's more! Open the other package!" Sephiroth said happily. And so they did. And the eye-twitch escalated into a full fledged face-fault on Riku's part, and a happy grin on Rep's.
"HULA SKIRTS! Rep yelled. For there were two matching hula skirts inside, just like the ones they wore in Dark mode. Rep pulled it on. "Sweet!"
"You gave us matching sweaters and HULA SKIRTS! GEEZ!" Riku was furious. Rep was pulling on his.
Suddenly, somehow, Riku found himself in the skirt with Rep next to him saying "Come on, Riku! Swing your hips more!"
Then came Namine's present.
"Here ya go!" Axel said.
Namine opened the package to find a pair of pants.
"Oh, um…Thanks, Axel," she said.
"You're always wearing dresses, so I figured you might like a pair of pants."
"Um…thanks again Axel but these pants are too big."
"Man, I thought they were just the right size. I got size eighteen."
"Hey! My butt's not that big! Why you little-"
Due to the violent, profane and ridiculously one-sided combat that ensued, this paragraph has been deleted from this fic. They say you learn something new every day, and if nothing else besides wasting time you can't get back by reading this fic, you have learned to NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, EVER insult a teenage girl. Thank you for your cooperation. THAT'LL BE 500 BUCKS YOU TIGHTWADS! MUAHAHAHA! FEAR THE INSANE EDITOR!
(SG: Uhhh…Guys, we don't have an editor.
LL: Oh, yeah…
Midget: Nice going!
Mistress: Why is that astronaut eating a cucumber?
SG: Enough. Lets get back to the fic!)
Next it was Lakchine's turn.
"Here is an exciting gift from all of us to you!" Sora leaned in close and whispered "But mostly from me, so please don't use it on me!"
"What was that?" Kairi snarled.
"Nothing!" Sora replied.
Suddenly they heard a ripping noise. They all looked over from Sora's impending doom to see Lakchine, surrounded by wrapping paper, holding a huge, shiny mallet. Her eyes were very big and shiny and she had a huge, very un-Lakchine like grin on her face.
"IT'S THE SUPER DOOM MALLET 5000! WITH ELECTRO SHOCKING ATTATCHMENTS! JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED!"
"Uh oh." Axel muttered and began to slowly wheel his wheelchair away from the now hyper blonde.
"MUST TEST IT OUT!" She ran over to Axel and Ansem and proceeded to slam and shock the living daylights out of them.
"NO! WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! Yet…" They screamed. Suddenly, there was a (relatively) small explosion. (ZAP) "ACK! (Twitch, twitch)" They screamed as they're collars zapped them.
"What's going on?" Sora asked.
"It seems that the zapping power in they're collars reacted to the zapping in Lakchine's mallet! They've short-circuited!" Kairi said. "…Oh well."
Riku sweat-dropped. "That's it? 'Oh well'" Kairi shrugged.
"Come on, Lex, Z. You guys are next!"
"But what about (ZAP) us! (twitch, twitch)" Axel said.
"DARK(ZAP)NESS!" Ansem agreed (We think).
"Come on! You're present's are upstairs!" They all went upstairs to the two spare rooms. "Go on in!" Sora said.
"WOW! MY OWN PERSONAL GYM!" Lexeaus squealed like a girl.
"OH MY GOSH! IT'S AN ARCADE! WITH
A PLUSHIE MACHINE!" Zexion yelled even louder than Lex.
"Sora, your turn! Here you go buddy! Your old shoes are so hideous and 'out.' I hope you like these!" Riku said, thrusting a large package at Sora. He unwrapped it to reveal a pair of red shoes that actually look like they'd fit him.
"Cool! But, I like my old shoes…" Sora said staring at them.
"But they're HUGE!" Riku explained.
"And you're one to talk! You're shoes are bigger than mine!"
"Alright children…Break it up." Said a bald and grumpy Yuffie.
"Oh, that's right. You're next Yuffie!" Zexion said, walking out of the arcade.
Lexeaus went over to the Christmas tree and brought back a square package wrapped in blue paper. Yuffie began to savagely tear the paper off. When it was off, there were several holes made from claw marks.
"Uh, Yuffie?"
Yuffie hissed and growled. "You ruined my perfect hair, and none of you will ruin my
Christmas or ELSE!"
Everyone inched away. Yuffie proceeded to rip the box to shreds. Once she had done so, her scowl disappeared.
"YAY! I DON'T HAVE TO BE BALD ANYMORE!" She screamed. For inside the dismembered box lay a perfect black wig that looked exactly like Yuffie's ex-hair.
Yuffie was in a relatively good mood the rest of the day.
"Man, I have to go to the bathroom," Cloud said.
"Well then, GET OUTTA HERE!" Kairi yelled.
"Don't open presents without me!" he called over his shoulder as he ran down the hall.
No one noticed when Sephiroth disappeared into the kitchen…
"You know, I can't believe they didn't think I'd do this when they gave it to me…" Seph muttered to himself. He took his Hello Kitty Waffle iron, inserted the head of his Cloud voodoo doll, pressed down and turned it on. "Hehe…"
Five minutes later:
Cloud (finally)emerged from the bathroom, and said "I hope you guys didn't open any presents without me…" Then he noticed everyone was staring at him. "What?"
"You're…head…HAHAHAHAHA!" For his head was now in a clear 'Hello Kitty' shape.
"ACK! NOOOOOO!" He screamed, feeling his head.
"Whoa…These things actually work!" Sephiroth exclaimed, staring at his voodoo doll.
"Dark!" Ansem said. (translation: Duh!)
"Ok." Zexion said, trying to calm everyone down. "Two more left. Kairi, you go next! Sora was in charge of getting you're present." Sora grinned and handed Kairi a small package. Kairi ripped off the paper. "You got her some jewelry, right?" Zexion whispered.
"Yep! And a bargain too! All I had to pay was 6 dollars and 49 cents for the two boxes of cereal!" Zexion gaped at him.
"You gave her a cereal box ring!" Sora nodded happily.
"Oh my gosh! Sora, this is sooo neat! How much did it cost?" Sora opened his mouth to reply, but Zexion slammed his elbow into his side.
"A hundred bucks!" The older teen replied.
"Thank you SO MUCH!" Kairi yelled. Zexion sighed. 'That was a close one.'
"Alright! Last present! Leon, you're up!" Namine said. Handing him his gift.
"It'd better be good if you made me open it last…" He mumbled.
"Don't worry! You'll love it!" He began ripping off the paper. Then his eyes got VERY big.
"DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION EXTREME TWO! SWEET!"
"Let's try it out!"
"OK!" But as he ripped open the packaging, he discovered something very wrong. "Th-this isn't DDR! It's Karaoke Revolution!"
"What? Stupid store people…"
"Well, we can try it out anyway…"
Leon popped the game in and started singing. Everyone screamed "AHHH!" And clapped they're hands over they're ears. All the windows in the house broke.
"What a crock. This games horrible."
"Dark. Darkness dark dark darkness." Ansem said. (Translation: I want to sing. And this game isn't horrible you're just a horrible singer.) Then he started singing. It sounded so good, all the windows repaired themselves!
"Well, that doesn't defy all the laws of physics." Lakchine said disbelievingly.
"I will survive! I will sur-vive!" Ansem sang, for once not in "dark" speech. A giant disco ball appeared, then fell down on top of Leon.
"I AM NOT OKAY!" Leon yelled, slightly muffled. Then Ansem and Axel's shock collars started going wild…Oh well!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
SG: Ok, done! (pant, pant)
LL: Well, we can't do review responses, but thank you to all our reviewers!
Miget: R and R, please.
All: Ja Ne, minna-san!