SG: Um…Hi, everyone…EEP! (Ducks behind couch as a rain of kunai and sporks fly at her from the angry mob of readers)

LL: RUN FOR COVER!

SG: I JUST WANT TO SAY SORRY! (sniffle) What can I say, my life's hectic! And if you need to blame someone…Blame him. (points at LL)

LL: HEY! Why me!

SG: You kept on hogging the computer to play Star Wars!

Cloud: She's got you there.

LL: (grumble)

Disclaimer:

SG: We don't own Kingdom Hearts OR Busch gardens! But we WILL own a copy of KH2 when it comes out! ONLY 12 days, 10 hours, 52 minutes, and 35 seconds left! But who's counting…

Kingdom Hearts at the Theme Park

Chapter 13

"Ok, there isn't much else over here, so where do you guys want to go?" Rep asked once everyone had finished pummeling Axel after the mishap on Montu.

"Well, how about this." Sora said, taking out his park map. "There's an entrance to the Skyride right by the Clydesdales-"

"THERE IS NO &#& WAY I'M GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THOSE MONSTROSITIES!" Cloud and Leon yelled together.

"We don't have to go near that them to get to it, so SHUT UP!" Kairi was NOT in a good mood.

"-And it let's out right by the tigers!" Sora finished.

"KITTIES!" Sephiroth yelled, and then blinked. "Did I just say that out loud?"

"Yep." Sora, Riku, Rep, Lexeaus, and Zexion sighed. Cloud would've too except that he was currently oxygen deprived from laughing so hard.

"I gonna get a lot of mileage out of this one!" He gasped once he had semi-regained his breath.

"Darkness!" Yelled Ansem, back to his old (non-sense-making) self.

"Mmmfmfmf!" Axel mumbled.

"What did you say?" Lex asked, shifting from his position on the poor fire-wielder's back, where he was pinning down his arms.

"MY NOSE ITCHES!" He snapped.

"That's nice." Lex said, sitting back down.

"OK, come on guys." And so, they walked toward the Skyride that would take them to the Congo section. Lexeaus got off of Axel's back, letting the him itch his nose, Ansem was scouting out things to blow up, Cloud was still laughing, and Sephiroth was alternating between glaring at the blonde and skipping. When he skipped he sang under his breath so quietly, that he thought that no one could hear. Of course he hadn't been counting on Riku's hearing, which had been sharpened by years of having to remain alert for evil fangirl mobs.

"Off to see the kitties, off to see the kitties, I a'goin' off to see the cute little kitties!" He sang. Poor Riku paled. That was more scary then the time he had accidentally gotten stuck in an anime convention and been mobbed by yaoi fangirls!

Luckily they arrived at the Skyride station before Riku was even more mentally scarred.

"Five to a car." The conductor told them. So, the thirteen of them clambered into three cars, with only three in the third. The conductor slammed the doors, muttering about crazy people who carried gigantic swords, and sent them out.

After arriving:

"Okay! Let's go see the kitties!" Sephiroth yelled happily, pointing towards a bridge above an island-like design, where the tigers were snoozing adorably in the shade of several palm trees.

"Kind of looks like home, doesn't it guys?" Riku said a little sadly.

"Yeah." Kairi and Sora sighed.

"Nope, not at all." The rest replied.

Ansem glanced down and saw something glitter at the bottom of the pool surrounding the tiger island.

" MONEY!" He yelled, pointing.

"Where?" Axel asked, looking.

"There, at the bottom of the pool!" Ansem replied pointing at it.

"Cool! Hey, why don't you go get it.?" Axel asked, an evil grin forming on his face.

"I think I will." Ansem decided. He summoned his guardian and floated down until he was hovering over the pool surface.

"Now where did that money go..." Ansem muttered completely forgetting about the tigers.

"Hey Ansem!" Axel called.

Ansem looked up just in time to see a huge fireball hit his guardian. The poor heartless disappeared, dropping Ansem into the water with a loud splash which instantly woke up the tigers.

"Axel, you are SO dead." Ansem yelled up at his friend.

"Nope! You're the dead one!" Axel called back.

"What do ya mean…Oh great mother of heartless!" Ansem said finally noticing the tigers slowly advancing on him.

Ansem gulped.

The tigers licked their lips.

"Ooh! Kitties!" Sephiroth laughed happily.

"Aren't they cuuuuuuute!" Yuffie and Namine said in the high-pitched girly voices.

"They're adorable!" Sephiroth agreed. Cloud stared.

"What's the matter, Ansem? Cat got your tongue?" Zexion asked, smirking.

"HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!" Ansem shrieked. "I DON'T WANNA BE CAT FOOD!" He began trying to climb up the metal wall of the enclosure.

One of the tigers jumped at him. Ansem screamed. The tiger fell back down, a large scrap of Ansem's pants in his mouth. But Ansem, being the lucky person he was, at that moment realized that his heartless guardian had recovered, and summoned him. He was lifted out of the pit and back onto the bridge.

"That went well." Rep remarked.

"DARK-" He started to scream, but was cut off by the tiger jumping up and grabbing his shoe. "ARGH! Darkness, DARKNESS, DARKNESS!" He yelled, shaking the big cat off his foot (and losing the shoe in the process). Then he proceeded to beat the snot out of Axel for the second time that day. Poor Axel…

Ah, but Ansem's revenge hadn't been completed yet! He had his guardian grab Axel, beckoned to the others, and walked off towards one of the nearby rides. For right by Tiger Island there was…

…A water ride.

SG: OK, there you go. Again I'm REALLY SORRY for the wait. REALLY, REALLY SORRY!

LL: They get the point, sis.

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