Twin-Proof

Disclaimer: I do not own the suite life of Zack and Cody.

The next day Marc had started to set the furniture up he needed to get rid of some of this white it was giving him a head ache. He found it kind of Ironic that two beds were already set up. As he finally set out the last piece of furniture he remembered his last experience with Zack and Cody. He remembered the room they were in a total mess with tons of things broken.

"Oh, no all this stuff is breakable I need to make it twin-Proof"

Marc walked toward the white drawer next to the sink and opened it pulling out a large bottle of Super Glue.

"This better work!" Marc said beginning to glue all the vases to the end table they were on.

Marc then decided to go for a walk. As he left his house a noise came out of a speaker above his head.

"Bye Marc." It said.

Marc jumped in fright he had never been to a house that talked to him.

"I have a feeling it will take a while for me to get used to this."

He walked around the property all the condo's were identical, Tall and White, There were white rose bushes growing along side of the buildings. He noticed a woman with shoulder length blonde wearing a white suit top and a matching white skirt she was walking her poodle which of course was white.

"Hi." He said.

"Hello." The woman replied.

"Can I ask you something?"

"Yes"

"Why is everything white?"

"Because the boss likes white."

"Oh, ok then."

Marc's cell phone began to ring. He picked it up.

--On the phone--

"Hello?"

"Hello Marc this is Mr. Merculate."

"Oh. Hello sir."

"I hope you are enjoying your home."

"Yes it's very ehhh... White."

"As it should be."

"I trust that isn't why you called."

"No. as a matter of fact I called to inform you of the rules."

"Ok. Shoot"

"Rule 1: You may only wear white.

Rule 2: House inspections will be every Thursday I expect to find no color on the Walls or carpet.

Rule 3: You must have a dog. It must be small and white.

And Rule number 4: NO CHILDREN!"

--End of phone call--

Marc put his phone away.

"Wow. What a strange man and such strange rules... NO CHILDREN! Zack and Cody!"