Nunya - Hello everyone, I've decided to ask Gabriel a personal question.
Gabriel (slightly nervous) - Umm, do you have to?
Nunya - Yes I do, a viewer asked this question. If they know enough to ask you this, I wonder what else they know.
Gabriel is physically shaking now.
Gabriel - Just ask the question already!
Nunya - Oh my, that was very rude, fine here's the question, Is it a good idea to use Lila as a spy when A she's a pathological liar, B a sociopath, C committed truancy, D sexually harasses your son by the way he doesn't even need to say anything look at his body language, he is uncomfortable with having her constantly invading his personal space yet she Ignores it or doesn't even notice it in the first place. So again is it a good idea?
Gabriel - Well that is a loaded question.
Nunya - Tell me about it, I had to memorize it just to ask you the question!
Gabriel - Really? It must have been very difficult for you.
Nunya - Yes! it was so much...Hold on, don't you try to distract me! Answer the question!
Gabriel - Can you ask it again?
Nunya - No, it was hard enough the first time! Now answer the question!
Gabriel - Lila is not a spy, at least not for me.
Nunya - That's a lie and you know it!
Gabriel - Ok, let's just say she does work for me, I agree she does lie but not often.
Nunya - Tell that to Marinette or I don't know the rest of the fandom, you'll get blasted. (Under her breath, "More than you already do!") She tricks more people than Rumpelstillskin with her lies!
Gabriel - I don't believe that, but say what pleases you and the fandom.("Whoever they are") Anyway, continuing on with the question, Lila is not a sociopath! She's just a normal girl!
Nunya - No Marinette is 'just a normal girl with a normal life' Lila is practically a demon!
Gabriel - What does this have to with that Marinette girl?
Nunya - Let's just say her and Lila are not friends.
Gabriel - Ok then, now what I was saying, Lila does not commit any crimes!
Nunya - Oh yes she does! More now than ever now that she works for you!
Gabriel - I've never seen her do anything illegal!
Nunya - Lying to her mother about school being out because of Akumas, she didn't go to school for over a month! She lies to her classmates, and to the police, that's definitely illegal! ("Though Roger is not very good at his job, Ladybug and Chat Noir do it for him!") With all those facts she definitely belongs in jail!
Gabriel - Ok, calm down, you're getting worked up!
Nunya - As I should that girl is trash! (Looks at screen) Hehe...! Sorry you had to see that viewers. Ok Gabriel, continue.
Gabriel looks at Nunya with a terrified look on his face, after a second his face goes blank, and then he gets an idea. He'll save it for later.
Gabriel - She does not harass my son! I'm pretty sure he likes her, they'll be a good match.
Marinette runs in yelling at Gabriel.
Marinette - What, no they will not that girl is a...(profanity)...She doesn't deserve...(more profanity)...And...
Marinette looks at the camera, and squeaks.
Marinette - Oh, hi.
Marinette runs off, Gabriel is baffled.
Nunya - You go girl! Yesss!
Gabriel looks at Nunya with an agape mouth.
Gabriel - Ok then! As I was saying, she is a fine young lady, I think she would be a good choice for a spy, as you said earlier. Not that she is one!
Nunya - There is no hope for you.
Nunya looks down and shakes her head. Gabriel remembers his idea and looks at Nunya with a gleam in his eye.
Gabriel - So Nunya, how do you feel about Lila again?
Nunya - Oh don't even get me started...and she's...ugh I hate her...
Gabriel gets up and goes in a room alone, Nunya doesn't notice because she's busy ranting. Suddenly an Akuma flys into the room and evilizes Nunya.
Hawkmoth - Hello Lila Hater (IDK what to name her) I give you the powers to seek revenge on the non believers of Lila hating.
Nunya - If you wanted an angry Lila hater you should of Akumatized Marinette, but it's your call. I'll do what you ask, Lila deserves it. I'll get you your miraculous.
Suddenly Ladybug and Chat Noir come in and Lila Hater starts squealing.
Lila Hater - OMG your Ladybug and Chat Noir, I'm a huge fan.
Ladybug - I've never seen that before.
Chat Noir - I think she's a big fan of ours M'lady.
Lila Hater - Yes, I am! You can have anything you want from me!
Ladybug - Well than, what we really want is...
Chat Noir - Can you make ladybug fall in love with me?!
Chat Noir interrupted.
Ladybug - Chat, not right now!
Chat Noir - Aww!
Chat Noir has a downcast look on his face, suddenly he's ok again and looks at Nunya.
Chat Noir - As M'lady was saying, what we really want is your Akumatized object.
Lila Hater - Oh, ok!
Lila Hater hands over her bracelet, Ladybug hands it to Chat Noir and he Cataclysms it. Lila Hater is now Nunya again.
Gabriel - What no!!!
Chat Noir - You ok Mr. Agreste?
Gabriel - Just fine!
Ladybug - I didn't even have to use my lucky charm. I think this is the best we've ever done.
Nunya is on the floor with a bewildered look on her face.
Nunya - What am I... wait did Hawkmoth Akumatize me and I got saved by the most iconic superhero duo ever! This is so cool!
Chat Noir laughed and nudged Ladybug, she had a smile on her face. Suddenly Chat Noirs ring starts beeping.
Chat Noir - Got to pounce! See you around M'lady! Bye viewers!
Chat Noir jumps out the window. Ladybug leans over to Nunya and whispers.
Ladybug - I get you, I don't like Lila either!
Nunya laughed.
Ladybug - Oop, gotta go, bug out!
Nunya - Bye Ladybug! That's just it viewers you've just witnessed the shortest deakumatizeation ever! And it was me!!! Watch out Alya Césaire your Ladyblog might not be the most viewed show anymore! Ok time for a commercial break! That was tiring! Woo!
Thank you so much for the Question Raxius, and please viewers, add more questions! Bye! - Nunya