After Kairi showed Riku how to shop, they went back home. Sora felt tortured on carrying the bags and Riku still didn't like shopping. "Is this helping?"
"You need the right clothes. But you can't always by jean pants and yellow shirts or different types." Kairi said.
"But they're my favorite."
"…This may take a while."
"And why am I suddenly have the feeling to cry?" Riku said while sobbing.
"Those are your hormones."
"Hormones? You mean female hormones?"
"Yep, you get moody like when you threw that Burrito at Sora when he kept on teasing that you where a girl. The Jalapenos got in his eyes." Kairi said.
"They… still… burn." Sora said.
"You deserve it." Riku said.
"And you can't go out in public without a bra." She said.
"Why?"
"You darn well know why."
"Oh yes because-"
"AHH! EYE'S BURNING!" Sora said.
"Sora, shut up." They both said.
"Just try these clothes." Kairi said.
"Pink?"
"Isn't it wonderful?"
"Like huzzah." Riku said sarcastically.
"We're gonna have a party soon. Wanna come?"
"No way!"
"Oh, come one."
"No!"
"It's not like someone will know it's you." Kairi said. Then there was a huge explosion and there was a big hole in Sora's room. Then Ansem appears.
"Ansem!"
"Sora."
"Ansem!"
"Rik-" Ansem tried to hold his laugh until he started rolling on the floor laughing badly. "Buahahahahahahahaahha! LOLOLOLO! LMAO! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!" He said.
"Shut up!"
"YOU'RE A GIRL!" Ansem shouted.
"Oh, I'm gonna kill you!"
"And I was planning to enslave you again but since you're a girl I…."
"You will not enslave me?"
"No, I'll make you my maid."
"OMFG! That tore it! Now Riku is sure to go ballistic." Said a fearful Sora. Riku then went into a rage that he- I mean she went dark and attack Ansem with rage.
"Wow, with the skin tight suit, she looks good." Sora said.
"Sora, note to self: Riku is normally a guy." Kairi said.
"…." He slaps himself in the face. "Stop thinking dirty thoughts, stop thinking dirty thoughts." He said. Ansem retreat because Riku was too much for him.
"I… was beaten… by a girl." He said.
"You diserve it!" She said.
"Okay, Riku. Now it's time to learn how to walk like a girl."
"….no."
"And with high heals." Kairi said.
"No." Riku said.
"Don't be a party pooper." She said.
"This isn't a party."
"Whatever." She said. So they went outside to practice.
"Okay, you start by-" Kairi couldn't continue when she heard a wolf whistle. "Oh, thank you."
"I don't mean you. I mean the silver haired girl."
"Me?" Riku asked.
"Hey, chick, wanna go out somewhere?" The man said while putting his arms on her.
"No and get your hands of my shoulders buster." She said. She then grabbed his arm and threw him to the ground.
"Riku." Kairi said in a serious tone.
"Hey, he was asking for it."