This might be boring and here's a warning. It's crazy. Read it on the end of the chapter

"Sleep well, Riku?"

"No, mom." She said.

"Ah, well let's have some oatmeal."

"I don't like oatmeal." She said. "I'm gonna go to burger king and have breakfast."

"But-"

"No buts! Xover-girl can even have junk food!"

"It's because the author adds veggies."

"I could do that! But Kairi said it will make your body feel terrible!"

"She likes to boss people."

"And ya think that I didn't know?" Riku asked.

"A boy came to my house. He wants to go on a date with you."

"No way!" Riku said.

"He thinks that you're your sister."

"What?"

"Okay, let me make this clear. He thinks that your Riku's sister."

"Oh, no."

"And if you don't go, he'll kill if he finds you in your boy form."

"Well he's gonna kill me when he discovers that he's kissing a girl that was a boy." Riku said. "I need supervision."

"Sora said that he can do it."

"Good…" Riku leaves his house and then starts to walk. "What now?"

(Mall)

Riku went to a video game store to check on some new video games. "What kind of sexy girl, goes to a game store." A guy asked. Riku then got upset. She grabbed the man and then threw him away that he hit a wall. "A girl can do anything she wants! Even check boy stuff!"

"YOU GO GIRL!" Shouted the author.

"I'm normally a guy!" She shouted.

"Hey, baby." Said a guy.

"And you are?"

"Jack… you've seen me at school, haven't you?"

"Uhh… no." She lied.

"Your mom gave me permition to go on a date with you."

"How did you find my house?"

"You're the sister of Johnson… right?"

"Uh… yes?" She lied again.

"Well then come with me instead of living with that jerk."

"JERK!" Riku shouted. Jack didn't even know that he was talking to Riku.

"It's pretty interesting that you almost have the exact name of that guy except that you have two K's."

"Rikku? (Thinking: The name from that dumb blond that stole my name)" (Thank you for the idea Guardian Angel21)

"Meet me in McDonalds for our date."

"…Okay." She said.

(Home)

"Mom! I have to go on a date!"

"Your loss. You know how to defend yourself… Right?"

"Yeah but I can't go on a date!"

"Just get it over with it."

(McDonalds)

She was eating a big mac around night time while that other guy was right beside her putting his arms on her shoulder. "What are you doing?"

"Just… getting close to you." He said.

"You really don't wanna see me when I'm angry. Your really don't like it when I get angry." She said.

"Is that so bad?" He said while getting close to her.

"What are you doing?" She said. While that happens, Sora was hiding in the fake pushes that where inside McDonalds. He got binoculars and camouflage make up while talking in a waky talky. "This is sky boy to sea girl… can you hear me, over?"

"Sora… I'm right beside you."

"Oh, yeah. That guy is getting close to Riku. What should we do?"

"Take action?"

"No, or we'll never come back again."

"What should we do? Just wait here till she leaves?"

"Yes. Uh oh!"

"What!"

"He's gonna do the code: pucker up!"

Riku was about to stop the guy from kissing her but it was too late. He put his lips on hers. That's when she got so angry that she became the she-hulk! Na just kidding! That slapping him, she punched him right in the face and then hits him on the head knocking him out like a light! He had a big bump in his head. "That's what you get!" She shouted. "That's it! I'm no longer going on a date with a guy!" She said while starting to leave the fast food. "Riku! Wait!"

"What, Kairi? I'm going home!"

"But you can't go home! It's not safe to walk around the city at night."

"I can handle myself, okay? Bye!"

"No! Riku! I'm serious! There could be people that can-"

"LALALALALAALALALALAL! I'm not listening!"

"Rik- grrrrrrr! Aagggg! Forget it! But don't come back to me if something happens to you." Kairi shouted.

"Ohhh, look a Minnie plushy!" Shouted Sora while walking to Kairi but she punches him in the face.

(Back to Riku)

"I knew I should have brought my car! If I did I would have to walk in this dumb city." She said. But then she heard some foot steps that sounded that it came from right behind her. She looks back to see who it was but she saw nothing. She kept on running but then she hears the foot steps again. She started to run faster until a man grabbed her and he wouldn't let go. "Let go of me!" She shouted.

(Sora's house)

"Hey, Cid made the ray gun to reverse the process." Sora said.

"Ha, like if I would care. I'm sure Riku will be coming here slamming at the door and then begging for us to turn her into a boy again." Kairi said. Then they heard a loud banging sound from Sora's door. He opened it and say Riku beat up pretty badly. "YOU'VE GOTTA CHANGE ME BACK!"

"I told you." Kairi said.

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! IT WAS SO HORRIBLE!"

"Like I said."

"I WANNA BE A GUY AGAIN!"

"Uh, Riku?"

"I'M TRAMATIZED!"

"Uh, Riku?"

"I'LL NEVER GO TO PUBLIC AGAIN!"

"RIKU!"

"Wahahahahahahahaah!" She cried.

"Cid fixed the ray."

"Good, change me back!" She shouted. Sora aimed the ray at Riku and zapped her. She was now a guy again. He jumped in joy and happiness because he was a male again. "I'm a boy!"

"Riku? Take of the girl clothes." Sora said.

"Yes, I got a picture for the school picture!" kairi said.

"Give me that!" Riku shouted.

(School)

"Hiya, Riku… you okay?"

"I just feel sick."

End chapter.

Warning: What you read may give you a clue on what's gonna happen to Riku. I warn you, it is not pretty and don't blame me. You read the later chapters of your own free will. Like I said. I was bored. Rating may change. Not suitable for little kids. Defies the laws of chemistry. Completely disgusting. I may get a flame for this. I warned you. Even though I'm very sensitive.

I warned you.