I told you that I warned you.
"What do you mean that your sick?" Sora asked.
"I have nausea." He said.
"You should check the doctor."
"Sora, this whole girly stuff happened three weeks ago. I'm starting to feel weird."
"Cid said that there's a side effect on the ray. It must be that and it could take a while."
"I see."
"JOHNSON!" Jack shouted.
"Busted." Sora said.
"Your sister knocked me down and I can't find her. I'm gonna take it out on you!" Jack said while grabbing him.
"I have no friggin sister!"
"Then who was that girl that I saw a few weeks ago?"
"A relative! She moved out!" Riku said.
"Ya see this?" Jack shows Riku his fist.
"Look, I can't fight you! I'm sick!"
"Sick of what!"
"Sick with- Huuaaa!" Riku barfed on Jack.
"Uh oh." Sora said.
"JOHNSON! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"That's enough!" Shouted the principal. "What's going on?"
"Jack wanted to punch Riku for no reason but Riku was sick that he barfed."
"Oh, I see…. Johnson, go to the school nurse."
"Okay, prin- HUUAA!"
"Be careful! This is a new shirt." The principal panic.
(Home)
Riku's mom was making a cake in her house till she sees Riku walking in sick. "Riku?"
"The school nurse made me come back. I'm sick."
"You've been barfing?"
"Yes, five times."
"That's not normal. Go to bed." She said. Riku went to his room and then fell asleep. He then starts to dream again that he was in a hospital. A doctor was holding something. "What's that, doc?"
"You're a father."
"What? Who's the mother?"
"…You."
"WHAT!" Riku then wakes up screaming from the dream. Now he got worried. "Okay, there's nothing to worry about. I'm fine." He said. He went back to sleep again and started to dream. He was with Sora and Kairi till he heard them saying. "Uh, Riku? Did you gain a little weight?" They asked.
"What?"
"When we checked how much you weight you gained… five pounds."
"FIVE POUNDS!" He then wakes up again. "I can't take it anymore!" He gets of his bed but he realized that there was no floor that he was falling on a bottomless pit to nowhere falling and falling and falling. "AHHHHH!" He screamed. But he then wakes up and realized that he was on the floor while being covered with his blanket. "Riku?" His dad called.
"I'm fine… just fine."
"This is the twentieth time that you've been screaming in your dream. I think your coming down with a sickness."
"Ya think?" He asked.
"Or maybe even worst. I'm taking you to the doctor."
(Doctor's office)
"Mr. Riku D. Johnson?" The doctor called."That's me."
"Come in."
"Okay, doc."
"So what have you've been experiencing?"
"I feel dizzy, I'm barfing, I'm having these weird dreams."
"What kind of dreams?"
"… I don't wanna talk about it."
"Okay, let me just take a blood sample and then give you and X-ray."
"…Okay."
(Later)
"So… doc. Am I okay?" Riku asked.
"OMG! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! IT DEFIES ALL THE LAWS OF CHEMISTRY!"
"What! What is it?"
"You're just too young! How can this be? But you're a guy!"
"What is it doc!" Riku asked scared. Then the doctor went coocoo that he started to jump around the office. Riku grabs him. "Keep it together! What's wrong with me!"
"…."
(Outside)
"I'M WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
TBC
Take a guess. I warned you. I'm soon gonna have my very own email address. The other one was just my brothers email address.
