"You won't get away with this!" Riku shouted.

"Oh, yeah?"

"Wait a second. You don't look pregnant."

"Well…"

"You're hiding it under that long sleeve sweat shirt."

"No, it's not true."

"Maybe if I take it off…."

"Wait but I'm only three month!"

"It creeps me out by the way you're saying it."

"Ansem!"

"Sora! How did you get out!"

"Do you have a brain?"

"Well… uh…. Yes."

"That's a no."

"Oh, why do I suddenly feel sick?" Riku asked. He started to feel sick that his face turned green and since Ansem was right beside him, he barfed on his clothes.

"Gaahh! Man! Did you ever heard of a barf bag!"

"….No…" said Riku. But then Yuffie throws one of her ninja stars at the ropes that Riku was finally free. "Yes! I'm free!"

"Now payback time Ansem! Stink Bombarga!" Sora shouted. (Yes another new spell)

"AHH! WORST THAN MINE!" Ansem shouted. Let's make this quick. They with my story telling powers they go back to destiny island. "Oookay, what just happened?" Sora asked.

"I'm going home." Riku said. "I had enough!" Riku said. But then Kairi discovers something. "Uh… Riku, you're a guy, how will you give birth?"

"I thought that you guys where turning me into a girl again."

"Oh, yeah… about that…"

"Oh, no… what!"

"It got damaged again that Cid said that it could take a while to fix it but… since he's in the hospital… no one can fix it."

"Oh, no! Oh, no!... he then starts to go on the fetal position and starts to cry like a baby.

"What a baby, a baby having a baby."

"This is a problem, Sora."

(Two month later (Five month in total))

"Uh… Hi Riku." His dad said.

"I'm doing the last things I wanna do in my life before I die." He said.

"Don't always think that you're gonna die."

"But I'm a freak."

"Yes… I see by the little weight that your hiding under that pillow that you have on you."

"A little?"

"Okay, son. You better stop moping around and stop sitting there doing nothing except watching TV.

"…What's the point?"

"If you don't get out of there, you're grounded."

"Why do I care?"

"I'll take away your PS2."

"I can't play anymore."

"I'll take your I pod."

"I don't listen to music anymore."

"I'LL KICK YOU OUT FROM THE HOUSE!"

"Try." He said while watching T.V. That got Riku's dad so mad. Outside you could see Riku being kicked out from his house and his dad throwing his suitcase but while it was being thrown the suitcase opened and shirts and underwear where flying. "HEY! YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT!"

"Work on the attitude and come back!" He said and then slammed the door.

"Great! Just great!" Riku said while picking up his clothes. He knows where to go. To Sora's house so he picked up his suitcase and left. Sora was in his house using his playstation while playing Sonic Heroes. "Dang! Stupid camera position! Ahh! I fell again!" Sora said. He heard someone knocking on the door. Sora gets up and opens it. "Riku?"

"My parents kicked me out."

"And you came here for…?"

"To live here for a while till they want me back."

"You're on your own." Sora said. He closed the door.

"NO! SORA PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE A PREGNANT GUY OUT HERE!"

"Well hello, Riku."

"Ansem? What are you doing?"

"I have a camera to take picture of you." He said with an evil tone.

"What pictures?"

"To humiliate you."

"Oh… SORA! LET ME IN!"

"Hey, let me get a picture of you!"

"Okay, I'll give you a chance." Sora said. Riku just gone inside his house and closed the door. Sora closed the curtains from the windows and locked the doors. "Okay, there's no way he can get in."

"What Sora?"

"You gained weight." Sora said.

"Oh, please don't say that." Riku said.

I know that this chapter wasn't humorous but I'll get better soon.