"What happened, Riku?" Kairi asked.

"Jack tried to hurt me."

"In your condition?"

"Yes! He wanted to beat the crap out of me! Good thing that the police stopped him."

"Sometimes being a girl is handy."

"Hey, check out that babe." Said a guy.

"Well there's enough Kairi for everyone." Kairi said while doing a pose but then she realized that the guys walked by her.

"We mean the girl that is right beside you."

"Me?" Riku asked.

"Do you have a boyfriend?" A boy asked.

"No."

"How come you're pregnant?" Another boy asked.

"I…"

"Wanna date?" Boy number 3 asked.

"But…"

"Wanna go to the prom?" Boy number 4 asked.

"Ahhh! Too crowded!" Riku cried.

"Let's get out of here." Kairi said.

(Kairi's house)

"These baby clothes are so cute." She said.

"Um, Kairi… I don't feel good." Riku said.

"Are you feeling contractions?"

"No. I just feel a little weird."

"Um… Riku… you must be hungry."

"I guess. I want chocolate." Riku said.

"Okay……"

"Hey, guys." Sora called. He came inside the house with the ray. But then Sora falls on the floor and drops the ray hitting Riku again turning him into a guy.

"SORA!" Riku shouted.

"Uh, oh."

"I'm gonna kill you!" Riku said while grabbing Sora by the neck.

"I'm sorry!" Sora paniced.

"Sorry isn't enough! Prepare to die!"

"I can't believe I'm saying this but… Riku… let him go." Kairi said.

"What?"

"I said let him go."

"Grr, you got lucky this time." He said. He lets go of Sora and sits down on the couch. "This thing won't stop kicking."

"Like a pirana?"

"Yes." He said. "Now what am I gonna do?" He said while sobbing.

"Hey, don't worry. We'll just do C-section."

"What…. Ever." He said. He really didn't want to have an operation because after that, if he takes of his shirt, there will be a scar on his stomach and that would really take out his sexyness. (Not a word)

"You're dad called. He want you back." Sora said.

"Good."

"Well bye Riku."

"Whatever."

"Can you say anything else than whatever?" Kairi asked.

"Whatever."

(two month later (seven in total))

Riku was sleeping again in his own bed. The time is almost close but how will it go? Will CNN want to check him out? Will ripleys believe it or not come? It will be humiliation nation for him. But what if it's worst? The only thing he knows is that the baby is kicking too much. "Why don't you go to sleep?" He asked himself. Actually, he was talking about the child that was inside of him.

"I'm gonna have a kid soon. I look like a giant. That reminds me of that girl from girl scouts."

(Flashback)

"Ding dong" Riku's door rang. He got up and walked to the door and checked it. "Who is it?"

"Would you like to have some girl scout cookies?" She asked.

"Yeah…" He said while opening the door. But then the girl dropped the cookie boxes and ran away screaming. "MOMMY! THERE'S A GUY WHO IS SO FAT!"

"Shield your eyes!" Her mom said.

(End flashback)

"I am never doing something like that again." Riku said.

TBC! The time is close people but first review.