(The ninth month)
Kairi went to Riku's house and then goes to his room seeing him covering himself with a blanket. His room was really dark.
"Riku?" Kairi called.
"What?" Riku asked.
"I brought you cake."
"I don't want cake."
"Not even chocolate?"
"No."
"Do you wanna come out of the bed?"
"No."
"C'mon."
"But I'm a freak."
"Take of the blanket, Riku. I'm sure it isn't that bad."
"… You sure?"
"Of course."
"…sniff… okay." He then takes of his blanket but then Kairi got bug eyed on what she saw.
"(Psycho theme plays) AHHHH! HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE!" She shouted.
"Buuaaaaaa! I am a freak!" He sobbed like a baby.
"Now you're not helping Kairi." Sora said while getting inside his room. Riku covered himself again.
"Well it was your fault!" Kairi said while pointing at Sora.
"My fault? You said to check on the ray!" Sora said while pointing at her.
"Well if you did that we wouldn't be in this mess!"
"Everything is always my fault but you keep on embarrassing Riku." Sora said.
"I'm just teaching him how to be a girl!" Kairi shot back.
"Well he's not a girl anymore! He's a guy with a huge stomach!"
"Riku doesn't even want to hear about that!"
"We have no way to get the baby out."
"I don't think that he can even feel when it's time."
"Don't even mention that!"
"Please shut up." Riku said.
"What?"
"Kairi… what do girls feel when they feel like something wants to come out from them right now?"
"Contrations? Why?" Kairi asked.
"No reason, really.. Sora… I need you to take me to the hospital."
"Why?" Sora asked.
"Because it's time." He said.
"What!"
"Time of the operation. I am not feeling contractions. I just need to me there." Riku said. He just want to get over it.
"ooookay." Sora said. So while Sora prepared his car (Yes he has a car) Kairi was helping Riku going down stairs. Finally, they got into the car. Riku was still covering himself with the bed sheets so he wouldn't be recognized.
"Hey, look mommy! There's the guy with the big belly!"
"Don't look at him." She said. That got Riku pissed. He just sat in the back seat and relaxed. Sora then started to drive to the hospital till there was a big traffic jam. "Oh, no."
"It takes one hour to get there." Riku said in a not happy tone.
"Oh, well at least boys don't feel contractions." Kairi said in a cheerful tone.
"Yeah." Riku said. And ya think that Kairi was right, right? WRONG!
"Can this friggin traffic move before-" Riku was about to finish till he felt this weird pain coming from his stomach.
"You okay?"
"Yeah… I'm fine… I guess." He said. But then he feels the sharp pain again.
"Are… you sure your okay?"
"What makes… you think I'm not?"
"Because your hyperventilating."
"Oh, please Riku. You should have gone to the bathroom when you could." Sora said.
"Well sometimes I wish that it was that I needed to go to the bathroom." He said in a nervous tone. "Could you step on the gas?"
"We're stuck in a traffic jam."
"Go to the side walks."
"I'll get a ticket."
"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! SORA! GET ME THERE NOW!"
"What's the rush?" Sora asked. That got Riku so pissed that he grabbed Sora by his shirt.
"And ya think that boys don't feel contraction? GET ME TO THE E.R. NOW!"
TBC but review. Please. I need ideas people.