Uhh… just so you'd know…. Ansem wasn't the hobo. And I do not own Jumba from Lilo and Stitch.

Sora was speeding on the side of the traffic jam that he broke the speed limit. He stepped on the gas. By the looks of it they might make it in the next ten minutes until a police car stopped him.

"License, kid."

"Look sir, there's a guy that is having a baby." Sora said.

"Ha! I've heard those excuses about girls having a baby but guys?"

"Look in the back seat." Sora said while pointing the police to a back seat. He could see Riku sitting while hyperventilating. At the sight, the police's jaw dropped. He never saw anything like that in his life. He looked at Sora again. "uh,….. okay…. Go ahead."

"GAAA!" Riku cried out. Sora continued driving.

"But how can this happen!" Kairi asked.

"When was the due date?"

"….last week."

"Last week!"

"I just couldn't! This stupid thing is just trying to get out!"

"Don't call it a thing!" Kairi said.

"JUST SHUT UP!" He shouted. Kairi then got really worried. I mean, she's right beside a man with a huge stomach. Now she's wondering if she's dreaming. She's getting grossed out that she's gonnna-

"Don't you even dare get grossed out." He said. Finally they got into the hospital. People from the emergency room got him out and took him to the ER. Then Jumba Jukiba from Lilo and Stitch appears.

"What are you?" Sora asked. "A four eyed alien?"

"Yes, I am from the world of 626. You've seen him before."

"Oh, yeah he was part of my summons." Sora said. (Stitch is gonna be in KH2)

"Where is boy that is-" Jumba was about to continue till he heard a screaming that came from the hospital room. "I am an expert scientist and I can help your friend."

"Really?"

"Yes but I warn you that it will… how can I say it? Oh yeah gross you out."

"Um… sir it's gross." Kairi said.

"Okay now let's do operation."

"We need to be there for Riku." Kairi said. So… while the people tried to get the operation ready, Riku was laying down on a bed while Sora was right beside him and Kairi was right beside Riku on the other side. He was holding both of there hands so tight that it hurt. "Ah! Ah! Ah!" Riku shouted.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow." Sora cried in pain.

"Stop squishing!" Kairi complained.

"Operation almost ready. If we don't get the baby out, he'll explode." Jumba said.

"What!" the three screamed at the same time.

"In the next ten seconds. Ten, nine, eight-"

"Oh, I'm gonna miss you guys." Riku cried.

"Zero."

"AHHHHHHHH!" The three shouted.

"Riku… nothing happened." Kairi said.

"What?"

"I was just teasing." Jumba laughed.

"STOP FUCKING TEASING!"

"Wow, careful with that mouth, Riku." Sora said.

"Careful or I'll turn that mouth to a fountain of blood." He shouted.

"The operation is almost ready but… you two love birds will have to wait outside." Jumba said.

"….Okay... wait a second! Love bird!" Sora said. They where waiting outside to room but they could still hear Riku screaming. It was kinda getting annoying. Nothing bad was happening. It wasn't that he was gonna die or anything. "But what's taking the people so long to just get the baby out?"

"They're getting a chain saw." Kairi said.

"A what?" Sora shouted.

"A chain saw."

"FOR RIKU!"

"Are you crazy? They're not gonna do that. It was just for a gigantic cake."

"What for?"

"I don't know."

"This chapter is odd." Sora said. Then they could hear that Riku stopped screaming. They went to his room and looked at him. He was flat on the bed exhausted.

"Um… Riku, I think if the baby should be out, your belly would be small." Sora said.

"….The contractions stopped." He said in a low down.

"Well the good news is that nothing bad is happening to you. I'll the people will do is just take out the baby by C-section." Kairi said.

"Yeah, you won't explode or anything. Since the baby can't come out." Sora said.

"…Gee thanks." He said in a sarcastic tone. "Do I really need to get an operation?"

"You want to keep that in?" Kairi asked.

"No."

"I wonder if it's gonna be a boy or a girl." Kairi asked.

"…I'd rather not think that it's any of them."

"What makes you say that?" Sora asked.

"…I don't know. When are they gonna start?" Riku asked.

"They're doing something first." Kairi said. While they talked the doctors where having a meeting. "Should we call CNN or Repleys believe it or not?"

"Yes. I think we should." One of the doctors said.

"I get the feeling that they're planning something." Sora said.

"This thing is starting to kick again." Riku said.

"Awww, is that so bad." Kairi asked.

"Yes it is!"