I don't own anything nether men in black 1 or 2.


"Hey, Riku." Sora said.

"What, Sora?"

"I brought you chocolate moose."

"Uh… thanks." Riku said while taking it.

"Ya feeling better?" Kairi asked.

"….WHY ARE THEY TAKING SO LONG!"

"Don't stress yourself, Riku." Sora said.

"I don't care. I want to get this thing out of me." Riku said.

"Your stomach looks bigger than before." Kairi said.

"Oh, shut up."

"I'll go check on the doctors." Kairi said. She left the room and then walked to another room where the doctors where having a reunion. She heard then talking. "We already called CNN. They're on there way." One of the doctors said. That got Kairi in shock. She was about to warn Sora and Riku till she fell down the floor and she heard her. "She knows! Get her!" One of the doctors shouted. They grabbed Kairi and tied her up and covered her mouth. "MMmmmmffff!" She shouted.

"Calm down, this will be over soon."

"fu fom fof fa fich!" She shouted. Take a guess on what she said a really bad word. It's starts with a b.

"Careful with that mouth."

"Where's Kairi?" Sora asked.

"I don't know." Riku said. Then two men came to the hospital room. They had black suits like if they where secret agents and black glasses. One of the guys where black and the other was white. "Uh… who are you?" Sora asked.

"I'm agent Kay and this is my partner agent Jay. We're from a secret agency called MIB."

"MIB?"

"It means men in black. We fight aliens and kick there asses." Jay said.

"Are you saying that I'm gonna have an alien as my kid?" Riku asked.

"No, but this thing that's happening to you is very surprising. We've been watching you ever since you got pregnant." Kay said.

"What! You where spying on me?" Riku asked.

"Yes but we need to leave now."

"Why?" Sora asked.

"Because those doctors are fakes. They just called CNN." Jay said.

"What! I told them not to! Where's Jumba?" Riku shouted.

"They have him as hostage and so is your red haired friend." Kay said.

"Kairi?"

"Yes, which is why we need to leave." Agent Kay said. Jay looked in the window and saw a crowd of people from outside trying to get in to the hospital. "We better hurry up."


Sorry if it was short.