I'm having writers block but I managed to make this chapter in just thirty minutes. Wow.

Well lets just say that the MIB can't tell you where they are. They managed to avoid the CNN and got to there own hospital. Let's just say that Riku was getting impatient.

"I'M GETTING IMPATIENT!" He shouted. Then a nurse lady got a weird looking shot. "What's that?"

"That's the anesthesia. To make your body go numb." She said. She then put in on his arm and then took it off. "Well good night."

"What do youuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh!" Riku tried to finish but his body went numb. Then he blacked out. And do you ask yourself what happened to Kairi?

"Helloooo! Anyone? Please save me!... I have to go to the bathroom." She said. Then she could hear Jumba singing some kind of alien language that sounded like 99 bottles of pop in the wall.

Two hours later.

He keeps on singing. He might be in his fifties.

Five hours later

He's on his twenties.

Two more hours later.

He finished. Kairi was bored out of her mind since she was tide up in a chair. She almost fell asleep drooling until she woke up. "I'm hungry."

"Oh yeah, I got this weird earth device. It looks like a two sharp metals stuck together." Jumba said. Kairi almost fell in anime style with her chair.

"You…. Mean…. You had the scissors with you… all the time!" She shouted.

"Oh so that's whats it called? I was gonna use it to plan to make another one of my experiments."

"Gimme the scissors!" She said.

(Back to where Riku is)

Riku slowly opened his eyes while waking up and saw a shinny light on the ceiling. "Is this heaven?" But then his vision started to adjust that it was just a light bulb. He slowly sat up from his bed. But this time he had no difficulty getting up. And he discovered the most important thing of all….. he was not fat at all.

"IT WAS A DREAM! THANK GOT IT WAS A DREAM!" He shouted. He was about to get up but then he felt a small pain on his stomach. He looked under his shirt and saw a huge scar on his stomach which really took out his sexyness. "……not…. a….dream?...Then what…..?" Then he saw Sora walking to the hospital room while giggling.

"What? Is there something in my face?"

Sora tries to hold his laughter. "…. No…. but…… there's something that we need to show you." He said. He helped Riku to get up and then walked out of the room.

"Where are we going?"

"You'll see." Sora said. Then our of no where a bunch of news reporters appeared with a bunch of video cameras and photo cameras.

"Mr. Johnson! How does it feel to be the first man on the universe to have a kid?" One of them asked.

"How did they get it out?" Reporter #2 asked.

"Does your girlfriend knows about this?" Reporter #3 asked.

"Can I get Mickeys autograph since you know him? Reporter #4 asked.

"Is it a boy or a girl?" Reporter #5 asked.

"Can we see the huge scar in your stomach?" Reporter #6 asked.

"AAHHH! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Riku said while running away with Sora. They then went to a closet and locked the door. "Is this the surprise?" He asked in a angry tone.

"Uhh… no." Sora said. Then they heard something that came from outside the room. They heard a flash and then they heard two people talking. "You did not see a man give birth to a baby, you did not want to get news about him. Your going back and your gonna say bad stuff about reality shows. Got it?" Jay said.

Everyone shook there head. Then they left. "It's okay, it's safe." Jay said. They got out but what they didn't know is that Ansem was hiding on top of the ceiling and took pictures of Riku and recorded him with a video camera. "Yes!"

"Just asking Kay, was it a dream?"

"I wish I could say no but there's something I want you to see." He said. They went to a different room and saw a nurse holding something covered in cloth. It looked like a baby with silver hair and emerald green eyes. It yawned and closed it's eyes and went back to sleep. Riku was in shock!

"Congratulations, you're a father….. and a mother…."

"….No way…. Did that thing came out of me?" Riku asked in shock. The nurse gave him the baby and he hold the baby. "It's a boy, and looks just like his mother – er I mean father." She said.

"……..I think I'm giving this up for adoption." He said.

"No! Don't!" Kairi said while running to him.

"Kairi? Where were you?" Sora asked.

"Hello? I was trapped in the fake hospital! You guys didn't even rescue me!"

"We were in a hurry." Sora said.

"Oh, that's a boy? That's your son? He's so cuuuuuute. Please don't give him up for adoption!" She said.

"Okay, I won't." Riku said.

"Great! I'll help you taking care of it."

"Actually that isn't a bad idea." Riku said. Kairi then looked at Sora.

"Sora, There's something I want to tell you."

"Yeah me too."

"I love you." They both said at the same time. "Oh you love me?" Sora asked.

"And you love me?" Kairi asked. They both shook there heads. "But there's one problem." Sora said. "I'm in love with Namine."

"I'm in love with Roxas." She said.

"What? Why him?"

"I thought you said that you where in love with someone else."

"I lied so I would make you jealous!" Sora said.

"Sorry but Roxas and I are going steady. See ya."

"I'M GONNA KILL MY NOBODY!" Sora shouted.

(Twilight town)

"ROXAS!" Sora shouted while getting his keyblade but he blocks Sora with his oathkeeper and oblivion.

"Don't kill me!" Roxas shouted.

"Ooookay…. What now?" Riku asked. Then the baby started to cry. "What now again?"

This isn't the last chapter so review!