Oh I feel so happy because my aunt just had a baby girl! She's so cute! Oh yeah, there's spoilers in this chapter about KH2. Some of them are, some of them are not. I can't tell you which.

One week had past ever since Riku had his new son. But things are starting to get pretty hard for parenthood. At least his mom was helping him out and he's starting to like this little kid. But he mostly sleeped and cried and pooped. He hated to change his diaper. I know, you're asking yourself what he named him. I'm not sure it's pretty.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!"

"Mom, get Jack Jack for me, he's fuzzy again." Riku said.

"Aww whats wong with my wittle grandson?" His mom said to Jack Jack.

"That's annoying."

"Oh don't be a party pooper." She said. "Here, he's your son."

"But I can't breast feed."

"Give him milk by a bottle"

"Sigh, this is driving me nuts." He said while giving milk to the baby. While the baby was sucking from the bottle, Riku turned on the T.V. and changed it to CNN. Since no one had seen him pregnant there is no worries on checking the news. The news started with a new reporter and the new reporter is…. Ansem?

"What?"

"Welcome to CNN. I'm Ansem and this is Axel!"

"Hi."

"We just came with the biggest news. You'll never believe this but we found out that a boy was really pregnant! I'm serious! I even took pictures of it and I have it recorded to a camera." Then Riku saw a bunch of clips of him as a girl and him fat. He even could hear the whole island laughing by the clips. Even Rikus son giggled a little. Riku got so pissed that he ran to CNN and beat the crap out of Ansem and Axel.

"AHHHH! MERCY!MERCY!"

"DIE! DIE!" Riku shouted.

(Later)

Riku came back to his house and found that Jack Jack was laying down on the couch sleeping. He was about to take him back to his crib till something fell on the floor braking. The baby opened his eyes and then started to cry.

"WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

"Okay, okay! Please stop crying! I fed you! I changed you! I rocked you! Heck I even gave birth to you! What's the problem!" He asked. The baby kept on crying till Riku looked at him in the eyes.

"Huh? Ah that's it! You got a burp." Riku patted the Jack Jack's back and he let out a loud burp. "Wow way the go, boy." He said. The baby giggled.

"Well I guess you're pretty cute." He said. "Hey wanna go to the toy store?" He asked. But the baby fell asleep. "Guess not."

Riku goes outside and he could see Sora chasing Roxas while trying to kill him.

"Get back here! I swear that when I kill you, I'll show you the meaning of pain for taking away Kairi!"

"Don't kill me! I'm almost you!"

"There's one difference! You're my nobody! You where created when I turned into a heartless!"

"The big problem is that I could remember that I was you!"

"Then why did you join the thirteens organization!"

"They said they would help me."

"Why are we saying this! We're giving out spoilers to other people!"

"What about the part when Riku turns to-" Roxas was about to continue but then Sora hits him with a coconut and knocked him out. "There." Sora said.

"I think you killed him." Riku said.

"YOU KILLED ROXAS! Axel shouted.

"You love him! You're gay!" Sora shouted.

"I'M NOT GAY!Roxas is my best friend!"

"You're friends with him, Roxas?" Sora asked.

"Sora you fool! You just knocked him out!" Riku said.

"Oh…." Sora said. "You're not gonna kill me…. Are you?" Sora asked to Axel.

"Oh yeah I do wanna kill you." Axel said while getting his two weapons thingies.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MUTLEY! I MEAN RIKU! DO SOMETHING!"

"I'm busy with the baby." He said. "You sure you're okay?"

"Ahhhh!It burns! Ahhhhh! Ahhhh !I'm burning up!"

"I guess so." Riku said. He looks at his baby. "Okay, first I just had a baby that came… out from my stomach…. I guess the weird stuff is over…… Except that I have to suffer embarrassment in school and I have to take the baby to school because mom is too busy taking care of him….. wish myself luck." He said.

(School day)

"Here goes nothing." Riku said. He entered the school and then a bunch of girls ran to him.

"Where's the cute little baby!"

"Uh here." He said.

"He's so cute!" A girl said.

"What's his name?"

"Uh… Jack Jack." Riku said.

"He's so cute! We don't even care if he came from a guy!" The girls said.

"Ooooookay." He said. "I guess the weird stuff is over. You know what buddy. I think that the weirdness is over." Riku said.

End of story.

Ya think that's the end of the weirdness? Wrong! I'm gonna make another story called OMG! KAIRI TURNED TO A MUTATED SNAKE PEOPLE! Part of the OMG! Series. It may suck or it may be gaffed but I don't care.