Swordians

Thinking

Oh yeah! Garr's turn! Dude… he's so boring… Oh yeah, Johnny ain't here this chapter, but it'snot likeyou cared or anything.

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"Shut UP!"

"I'll KILL YOU, BRAT!"

I was peacefully sleeping when two doors down the hotel hallway I heard the pointless arguing of my comrades.

Damn them.

I got up and got dressed. Then I wandered into the bathroom to brush my hair.

If I don't do it just right, the slightest breeze won't go through my hair. (His hair wiggles at the end of battle why exactly?)

"Don't be stupid! We can't do that!"

"Please, calm down you guys!"

"SHUT UP!"

"Ok, I'm done arguing."

BZZZT

I think he just likes pressing the button. (Who wouldn't? Buttons are MEANT to be pushed!) He's like a child! If he starts to lose at a game, he says, "I don't wanna play anymore!" Or, in this case, shocks people.

"Good morning." I said to no one in particular.

"Oh, good morning Garr!" Philia replied politely.

I looked around. Rutee was a sizzling heap on the floor, Stahn was staring at Rutee, Leon was just standing there, Philia had turned her attention on Rutee and was trying to help her, Chelsea wasn't there…

Yes!

And neither was Mary.

Sigh…

"Why were you arguing?" I asked them.

They stared at me dumbfounded.

"Um…" Stahn started.

"I don't know, but Rutee was being stupid." Leon huffed.

"One of these days, Leon. One of these days…" Rutee mumbled from the floor.

"I didn't pay attention to what they were arguing about, I just tried to stop it!" Philia said with her hands clasped together. (Think of Tohru.)

You'd think at least one of them would have an attention span longer than five seconds…

"So, now that that's settled," Clemente started, "What do we do today?"

"Let's go to the beach!" Rutee jumped up from the floor. (Wow, that was so random… even for me… I'm just makin' this up as I go along. XD)

"No, stupid, we can't do that!" Leon growled.

"And why not?" Rutee demanded.

"Who here even has a bathing suit?"

Silence.

"Oh… well, we can go and get some!"

"We can't waste a whole day on a vacation!"

"Yes we can!'

"NO we CAN'T!"

"YES we CAN!"

"NO WE CAN'T!"

"YES WE CAN!"

"NO WE CAN'T!"

"YES WE CAN!"

"NO WE CAN'T!"

"YES WE CAN!"

"will you guys SHUT UP!" Chelsea roared from the doorway.

We turned and looked at her. Her hair wasn't tied up yet and she was still in her pajamas.

"It's eight o'clock in the morning! SOME people are still asleep!" She continued.

"Not you, apparently." Rutee scoffed.

"Not me, either…" Mary stood next to Chelsea rubbing the sand out of her eyes.

"Mary! Do you want to go to the beach?" Rutee asked happily.

Leon's eyes opened wide.

Ha, he's realized he's going to lose.

"Yeah! I wanna go! I really wanna go!" Mary bounced around the room.

"Alright! Now, let's go and buy swimsuits!" Rutee exclaimed.

"Fine…" Leon admitted defeat.

"Girls with me, guys with Stahn!" Rutee yelled as she gathered up the girls and ran outside of the room with them.

After they left we stood silent for a couple of minutes when Stahn finally broke the silence.

"Alright… shall we go?"

Leon sighed. "Fine."

I shrugged, "it's not like I have a choice…"

"That's the spirit!" Stahn beamed.

I sweatdropped.

We left the hotel and walked to the nearest clothing store we could find.

Stahn looked around for a person who worked there.

"Ah, Miss! Could you help us?"

A woman with long black hair and an odd pink hat on her head turned to look at us. "Yeah, sure, what do you need help with?"

"Well, um" Stahn squinted at her nametag "Hilda, we need to find swim trunks." (XD Hilda! Yeah, I think I'll have one random Tales cameo in each chapter!)

"Swim trunks? Over there." She pointed to where the swim trunks were.

Wow… right next to us.

Stahn scratched the back of his head nervously, "uh, thanks."

"You're welcome." she chuckled.

So, we picked out trunks, tried them on, bought them and so forth. (No need to go into detail, right? … RIGHT? You'll find out what each of the trunks look like later.)

As we walked out of the store we found the girls already waiting for us.

"How did you--?" Leon started to ask when Stahn cut him off.

"Psychic."

"…right…"

"Let's GO already!" Rutee was tapping her foot impatiently. As if there's any other way to tap feet.

"Right, right." Leon sighed.

It's like he lost a bet or something.

And so, we found ourselves at the beach.

"Ok, now, we're gonna go change. You guys go over there." Rutee gestured over to the men's changing area.

I walked in, changed, and walked out.

Only the girls were out at the moment. Mary was wearing an orange bikini, Rutee didn't look much different since she had a black bikini on, Philia had a light green/white one piece on with her hair down and glasses off, and Chelsea had a pink bikini on and a pink inner tube.

I was wearing some navy blue trunks. Plain. But, I'm not trying to impress anybody. Well… I don't think she'd care…

Leon was the next one to come out. He was wearing (Pink trunks! Just kidding.) light gray trunks. He looked over the girls and stopped at Philia in her swimsuit glory. (…what? Hair down, glasses off, NOT wearing three layers of white cloak/dress! It's pretty shocking, I'm sure!)

At times like this, I remember he's actually sixteen.

And finally Stahn came out. He was wearing bright red trunks. And he wasn't phased by swimsuit Rutee one bit. Since she dresses like that all the time. Except now she's not wearing those tights/boots things. (Those ARE boots, right? I don't really pay attention…)

"Last one in the water's a rotten egg!" Rutee screamed as she headed towards the ocean.

"HEY! That's CHEATING!" Stahn bellowed as he followed her.

Leon sighed and raced to the water.

Then the rest of us followed. I was the only one not running, though.

Of course, I came last. I noticed that Philia stayed by the waters edge. She's probably never been to a beach before.

I waded far enough into the water so I could float along at a leisurely pace. While I was so and totally not paying any attention to my team mates whatsoever Leon and Philia were arguing.

"No, I don't want to go to in the water!"

"You will go into the water!"

"I won't!"

"You will!"

"WON'T!"

"WILL!"

Of course, I didn't know this at the time but Leon had picked up Philia and tossed her as far as he could into the water. Guess who was in the particular spot she was headed for? Yeah.

I noticed a shadow from behind my eyelids, so I opened them to see what had created it. What I saw was a mass of green.

SMACK!

She was using me as a floatation device while I was trying to find my way back up to air.

I shoved her off and breathed in deeply.

Leon rushed to the scene shouting apologies. To Philia, not me, but I expected that.

Chelsea frolicked over to us. Inner tube and all.

"Hey, Garr, are you alright?"

"I didn't think Philia was that heavy."

"Well, anyone is heavy if they're coming at you from the sky!" Philia tried to defend her weight.

Maryswam by. "I didn't think she could fly!" She beamed.

Chelsea turned to Philia. "Was it fun?"

"I saw my life flash before my eyes. It was very repetitive."

"…oh…"

I went back to my floating since I didn't want to take part in this particular conversation.

The next thing I heard was Rutee yelling, "YOU! SHE-BRAT!"

"Augh! I KNEW OUR PATHS WOULD CROSS AGAIN!"

I tried to get out of hearing range since I really didn't care. I came across Mary who was humming something.

"Na nanananananana Katamari Damacy!"

…Kata… mari? What's that?

And so, we had fun frolicking in the ocean. Well, except for Rutee… she was fighting with "she-brat". Oh, and Philia since she had a near death experience.

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P84: Yeah, I'm sorry… I was lazy and didn't want to come up with more. It's Garr, people! Come ON!

Garr: …

P84: Dude, is Loni your bastard son?

Garr: …I don't know what you're talking about.

P84: Riiiiiiiiiiight. Anyway, next is Kyle! Oh, those durn blondes!

Kyle: I get a chapter? 'Cause I'm a hero, right? RIGHT?

P84: Your obsession scares me.