Thinking
Narrator… I guess…
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"Argh! Loni, you're such a pervert!" Nannaly was shaking with rage.
Loni cowered, "Please don't hit me again!"
Judas, Reala, Kyle, and I were watching this nonsense that happens every other ten minutes play out. Well, there was nothing better to do…
"Is it just me, or does she like abusing Loni?" Judas asked me.
"Who doesn't?" I smiled.
He grinned back.
"What exactly did he do again?" Kyle was watching intently.
"Tch. Does it even matter?" Judas scoffed.
Nannaly brushed her hands off on her outfit and looked proud of herself. Loni, on the other hand, was lying in a crumpled and bloody heap making odd squeaking noises. (uh… squeaks of PAIN! I don't know… Shut up.)
"He never learns," she huffed.
"Well… maybe if you used a reward for not saying/doing perverted things he'll learn faster!" Reala proposed.
I jumped up. "That would be an interesting experiment! Like when you train rats, cheese or shock! The data I could get from that!" (Ooh. I wanna shock him!)
"NO!" everyone in the immediate area, this includes NPCs, screamed.
"But…"
"No."
"Anyway, what could I use as a reward? The only thing he'd like would be… well… something perverted," Nannaly sighed.
"Or a Get Out of a Random Beating Free card," Loni managed to say from his lovely spot on the cold hard ground.
"Don't make me hurt you… more," Nannaly warned.
Loni squeaked (SQUEAK OF PAIN!) again and tried to make himself look smaller, but this didn't make him look small of course since he's the biggest one in the group. (HAH!) And it was also pointless since he's LYING ON THE GROUND!
Judas started to walk away from the scene. "Idiot," he mumbled.
I decided to follow him. Hey, would you like to stay with the two idiots, Ms. Violent, and Ms. uh… Reala? (You just wanna stalk Judas. But, what girl wouldn't?)
I caught up to him and looked up at him. He nodded. We walked in silence for a while.
I'm really short. But, so is Judas so I guess it's ok…
Suddenly, I heard a familiar voice call my name.
"Harold! HAROLD!"
Huh? Oh!
It was Karlel. (Karlel, right? Not Karell or anything… right? Her twin brother… Karlel. Not Karell.) He ran over to us.
"What is it, Karlel?"
He stopped right in front of us to catch his breath. "A bunch of your," pant "robots are," wheeze "destroying your," gulp "lab."
There was a pause.
"The precious! Nasty little hobitses are wrecking my precious!"
They stared at me like I was crazy, but I'm used to that.
"I was just kidding, jeeze."
What was I doing again? Oh yeah.
"MY LAB!" I rushed off to save my precious lab.
With my lab threatened, it's needless to say that I got there in no time. When I made it to the lab I found a couple of my robots randomly taking things apart.
Audible gasp!
Meanwhile, back at the ranch…
Wait…
Judas and Karlel stared at the dust cloud I had left behind.
"Well… I'm gonna follow her."
Pant "I'll be," cough "there in a minute."
Back at the precious…
Sometimes I wonder if all of this is really worth it…
Just as I was pondering this, Judas ran up to me.
"Are you alright? What's happened? Do you need any help?" He asked these questions, and more, without taking a breath. His face was turning red.
He's gonna pass out at this rate!
"BREATHE, JUDAS, BREATHE!" I shouted.
He took in a deep breath.
"Are you alright?" He asked again.
I felt around on my body and face. "Seems like it."
He sighed, relieved, "good."
I smiled at him.
He smiled back.
There was the sound of something falling to the floor, so I turned to see what it was.
"I," gasp "hate," huff "you guys."
"Hey, Karlel."
"How do we destroy the 'nasty little hobitses'?" Judas smirked.
"Be quiet. Well, I would prefer that we leave them in tact…"
"Oh, so no strategy? Alright, I'm going to go and beat them senseless."
"Their robots, they don't have feelings."
Robot 789w34 turned to me and a tear of oil ran down his metallic face.
"Except him."
"…right."
Karlel stood up. "Harold! What have I told you about playing God?"
"That since I'm not God I can't play the part and anything I make would be a sin against nature," I recited.
"That's right! I'd better not catch you playing God again!" He waggled a finger at me.
I sighed. "Yessir…"
"…whatever, I'm going to kill the robots now." Judas approached one of the robots.
"You can't kill robots, they aren't alive! So, technically, I wasn't playing God Karlel," I stuck my tongue out at him.
"You will sooner or later."
"Psh."
Many disabled robots later…
Karlel had left to get some rest since he had never run that much in one hour, or so he says, so Judas and I were left to our own devices. We sat in some grassy field somewhere… I forgot where exactly, I don't pay much attention to my surroundings when Judas is present.
"Harold?"
"Yeah?"
"What was your name before you changed it?" (Did they say her real name in the game? I totally forgot. They didn't, right?)
"…if I told you, I'd have to kill you."
"Please?"
"…no"
"Why not?"
"Then you'd start calling me that, and it would get out to the masses… you know, that stuff."
"If I never told anyone?"
I looked him straight in the eye, "why do you want to know?"
His eyes widened, "why wouldn't I want to know?"
"Don't answer my question with another question."
"You started that!"
We sat in silence for a while.
"I'll tell you my real name," he said.
"Well, I already know yours, Leon."
"No, that's not my real name either."
"How many names do you have?"
"Only three."
"Only?"
Pause.
I sighed, "fine, I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours."
Judas looked triumphant, "my name is… er… was… E--"
"Hey you guys! What's happenin'?" Loni grinned at us.
Judas glared at him, "I hate you…"
"Aw man, you're so cold! I can see the ice crystals and everything! Anyway, we've already been over that, so shut up."
"Hey Loni, why do you wear a shirt that shows your stomach?" I asked, randomly.
"The ladies like it!"
"…you know, I happen to, technically, be a lady in case you've forgottenand I don't particularly like it."
"You… don't?" He looked stunned.
"I do not. I don't think Nannaly does either."
Kyle had made his way over to us from who knows where.
I pointed a finger at him. "You! You also wear a shirt that shows your stomach! Why?"
"…Loni told me to."
"Kyle, you suck, don't tattle!"
"Hey…" I started. "I wonder…"
"Wonder what?" All three asked at the same time.
I went up and poked Loni in the belly-button. He gave me an odd look.
"What are you--?"
I waved my hand dismissively. I walked over to Kyle and poked him. He giggled and covered his stomach. (The dough boy move.)
I was pleased, "you could be a… dough boy."
"Dough boy? What's that?" He asked.
"Kids today…" I sighed.
"You mean, kids in the future," Loni pointed out.
"Don't make me get Nannaly."
Nannaly popped up, "get me for what?" Reala waved at Kyle from behind Nannaly, "Hi Kyle."
Loni yelped and hid behind Kyle while Kyle waved back. Well… he tried to hide behind him
"Oh, it's nothing really…" I smirked at Loni.
"I'm tired…" Kyle complained. "I want to go to sleep."
"You're so lame, Kyle," Loni taunted.
Kyle yawned.
"Alright, let's go then." I was kind of tired, too…
Everyone but Judas and me started to walk away. Judas turned to me.
"Still want to know?"
"Nah, if you tried to tell me, I think Clemente or Dymlosor someonemight randomly show up."
He chuckled, "yeah, you're probably right."
"HEY! YOU GUYS! WE WILL LEAVE YOU BEHIND!" Loni shouted from about twenty feet away.
"COMING!" I shouted back. "Hey, Judas."
"Hm?"
"Race ya!" I grinned and sprinted towards the group.
"Hey! That's cheating!" He rushed after me.
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P84: I just finished ToD. The ending… wasn't as good as it could have been. Although, I did enjoy Chelsea and Bruiser fighting. XD
Bruiser: I AM TAN AND MUSCLE-Y!
Chelsea: I AM SKINNY AND PINK-Y!
ROUND ONE! FIGHT!
P84: …yeah, Inuyasha was kewl for the first season, but then it died. HORRIBLY!
Miroku: THE BLACK PLAGUE!
Loni: Hello, partner in perv-ness.
Zelos: Hey, don't forget me! Seriously.
P84: You're so pretty, Zelos.
Sango: Must…
Nannaly: Kill…
Sheena: Pervs…
Miroku, Loni, & Zelos: RUN AWAY!
Guy: I'm from Tales of the Abyss!
Miroku: Are you a fellow perv?
Guy: No, I have a girl PHOBIA!
P84: That is why he is awesome. It's just TOO funny. Seriously.