Thinking

Daydream

INTO THE MIND OF A PERVERT! AWWWAAAYYY!

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I wonder what Nannaly would look like in Reala's dress… Since it's revealing… and short… and pink… her hair down… no bra…

The group, minus Kyle and Reala, were sitting around the campfire. Harold was trying to convince Judas to be a test subject in one of her experiments, Judas was trying to ignore her and failing since she was hanging all over him, Nannaly was staring at the fire, and I was staring at her with a spaced out look and a slight pink tint on my face.

Nannaly looked up at me and instantly turned bright red. Her face matched her hair.

"What?" She asked.

I snapped back to reality to find Nannaly in her normal outfit. Stupid reality. "Hm?"

"Why are you staring at me?"

"Why?"

"Yes. Why."

"Um…" I shrugged.

"I know why." Harold popped up next to Nannaly with a cat-like grin on her face.

"Why?" Nannaly and I asked at the same time.

"Loni's thinking diiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty thoughts," she said teasingly.

Nannaly sighed, "not surprising, but do you have evidence?"

"I have a twin brother AND I'm older and have more experience in these matters, trust me."

"Alright. So… now for punishment…" Nannaly cracked her knuckles.

(Loni: HEY! My chapter is full of abuse? LONI ABUSE?

P84: Yup.

Loni: You suck.)

I put my hands up for defense. "Uh, hey! It's not like it hurt anybody! I was just thinking!"

"Thinking dirty thoughts." Nannaly and Harold said.

"You have no proof!"

"Yes I do." Harold looked bored.

"What, then?"

"You're Loni." Nannaly pointed out.

Harold agreed, "that, and you're a guy."

"And that you gave it away a second ago."

"I did?"

"Yeah," Nannaly nodded.

"You did," Harold smirked.

I stared at them, eyes wide, speechless.

Silence.

"Judas! Help me, buddy!"

Judas looked at us, opened his mouth to say something, shook his head, and went back to staring at the starry heavens.

"You suck."

Nannaly took out her bow and arrow, "are you ready for your punishment?"

"…sounds kinky," I mused. (Dude, sick.)

EEP! I COULDN'T STOP MYSELF! Wait… maybe Nannaly's into that stuff? Hmmmm…

Nannaly was pissed, Harold looked like she was about to burst out laughing, and Judas was lost in thought. A fancy way of saying zoned out. But, my mind was already on more important matters

I wonder what the heck Kyle and Reala are doing. Maybe they're… doing it? BEFORE ME? … OH CRAP! PAIN!

Nannaly proceeded to shoot, punch, and kick the living crap out of me.

HELP! I NEED AN ADULT! A TEACHER! MOOOOOMMMMYYYYYY!

It was only after I was bleeding profusely from many different places did she stop hurting me.

"You're… you're worse than the monsters!" I managed to groan.

"Yes, well, you deserve it."

"Nuh-uh! Every guy is like this! I'm just more open about it…" I protested.

Harold and Nannaly turned to Judas.

Judas looked away from the sky and turned to them.

"What is it?" He asked.

"Nooooothiiiiing," Harold drawled.

"ANYWAY, Loni, don't try and distract us!" Nannaly fumed.

"From WHAT? You've already pummeled me…"

"I think her next plan is to neuter you." Harold smirked.

Nannaly considered it, "you know, that's not a bad idea…"

I felt the color drain from my face.

"Please don't."

"I doubt Nannaly would actually do it… But, it's a good threat!" Harold exclaimed.

"It is a good threat. I'll start using it."

"Since normal violence doesn't seem to be working."

"Yeah, he doesn't think before he speaks," Nannaly sighed.

"I do, too! Just not for very long…"

Suddenly Kyle and Reala appeared.

THANK GOODNESS! Now, the topic will move from me, and I can resume my train of thought.

"And, WHERE were you two?" Nannaly sounded like a mom for a second there.

Hm… Nannaly as a mom…

(BE FOREWARNED, this next part scares me, and it'll probably scare you too. You don't NEED to read it, but whatever.)

Honey! I'm home! Loni comes into what appears to be his ideal home. Two stories and whatnot.

Oh, Loni dear! Nannaly cries from the kitchen. Welcome home! The children have been waiting for you to come home, they have something to show you!

Oh? Why? Is it my birthday? Loni asked from the doorway into the kitchen.

No, Father's day! Did you forget? Nannaly giggled. Anyway, dinner will be ready in a second. They'll give you your present after we eat, ok?

Yeah, that's fine. Loni nodded.

DADDY! A miniature Nannaly and Loni scream as they run downs the stairs and tackle Loni.

Hey, hey! Try not to kill me, ok? Loni groaned.

Nannaly Jr. and Loni Jr. looked at the ground. Sorry, daddy.

It's alright. Loni got up.

Dinner's ready! Nannaly called from the kitchen.

YAY! Loni, Nannaly Jr., and Loni Jr. yell and rush into the kitchen.

A lovely chicken dinner was on the table. Steaming hot.

Nannaly, you're such a good cook! Loni complimented her as he salivated.

Oh, stop. She blushed. Dig in, you guys!

Yeah!

After they ate, Nannaly Jr. and Loni Jr. got out a package. Here daddy, we made this for you!

I wrapped it! Loni Jr. boasted.

But, I did most of the work making it! Nannaly Jr. countered.

Kids, kids, it doesn't matter who did what, just as long as you did it together! Loni opened the present. It was a picture frame with all four of them together.

Oh, this is the best present a father could ask for!

And, later tonight, I'll show you the Father's Day gift I'm going to give you. Nannaly winked.

Hot dog! Loni beamed.

(The corniness of it all… IT BURNS!)

"Heh… Heheh… heh…" I had a stupid grin on my face and was staring at Nannaly again.

"Nannaly, Loni's staring at you again," Harold tattled.

"Yes, I noticed." Nannaly was crimson again.

"Beat him up! Please?" Harold had puppy-dog eyes.

"Yeah, alright." Nannaly raised her fist.

"Wait? WHAT?" I looked around desperately.

Sounds of a particularly bloody skirmish ensue.

Sorry, this "battle" has been censored. Please, take this time to go to the restroom, get a snack, or go outside you lazy geeks.

"Ow…"

When I get back to my time, I am SO raising her to be the womanI want.

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P84: That daydream was really corny. Like, sitcom corny. It'll never happen like that.

Loni: SHUT UP! A man can dream, right?

P84: Anyway, entering the perv's mind was rather scary. Don't make me do it again.

Loni: It's like Batman says, "You wouldn't like being in my mind." or… something similar.

P84: LEAVE BATMAN OUTTA THIS!

Loni: Why do you like Batman so much?

P84: Since he doesn't have superpowers, but he fights super powered bad guys!

Loni: Riiiiiiiiiiight… whatever.