Many of you must be rather angry at me for not updating. Well, SUCK IT UP! I got games to play, monsters to kill and WORLDS TO SAVE! So, I finished Legendia and that's why I'm updating.

Yip.

Ee.

Anyway…

Thinking

Narrator

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"Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah…"

Loni was talking… and talking… and talking…

Somebody shut him UP! I can't listen to him much longer!

"Blahblahblah Reala blahblahblahblahblahblah breasts?"

…he did not just say what I think he said…

"Yes." Reala answered whatever SICK and TWISTEDquestion Loni asked her.

"LONI!" I shouted into his ear.

"Ow," he whined, "what is it?"

I then proceeded to punch him in the face.

"OW! WHAT THE HELL?" He held his bloody face.

"You said something about Reala's chest!" I huffed.

"What, are you jealous that I'm talking about hers instead of yours?" Loni smirked at me.

I'LL KILL HIM!

"I'M NOT JEALOUS!" I kicked him between the legs.

Loni fell over, "…o…ow…"

"Actually, Nannaly, he said nothing about her chest." Harold cut in.

"W-what? He did so! I heard him say breasts!"

"Chicken breasts. He asked her if she liked chicken breasts. You know, to eat? As food?"

"…oh."

Loni stood up. Then fell back down again. He sat up.

"…"oh"? JUST "OH"?" Loni was pissed.

"W-well… I… heard "breast" so I just assumed--"

"Oh, that's REAL good! Beating people up on ASSUMPTIONS!"

"Look, I'm sorry, ok? Don't push it."

Loni shook his fist. "You'll get yours…"

"Stop it, you guys. We don't have time to waste on your idiotic bickering." Judas scolded.

"I'm older than you, Skull-boy." I glared at him.

"You guys are like little kids! Beating up each other 'cause you like each other!" Harold grinned.

"I DON'T LIKE HIM/HER!" Loni and I yelled at the same time.

They all stared at us.

Loni scoffed, "why would ANYBODY like that stupid…"

Time slowed. I watched him as he said the worst thing he could have possibly said at that point in time…

"…TOMBOY?"

All eyes turned to me. I was hunched over so they couldn't see my face. I started to shake. With ANGER not TEARS.

"Oooooooooooooooooh, now you've done it!" Harold said in a slow-mo sing-song voice.

"What? What'd I do?" Loni sounded frightened.

I lifted my head slowly. Fire was burning in my eyes. I was ready to KILL.

Loni stared at me, wide-eyed.

I growled at him.

He gulped.

Harold grabbed a chair. Judas sighed and sat next to her.

Kyle looked scared. Reala fiddled with her dress.

Time sped-up to normal.

I pounced on him, screaming madly.

Loni emitted a high-pitched screech and covered his face, "NOT THE FACE!"

Harold and Judas laughed.

I started to hit, scratch, kick, and inflict ANY and ALL the pain I could on him.

"The PAIN!" Loni squealed.

"MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I, err, laughed.

"Maybe we should help him?" Reala proposed.

"…nah." Judas and Harold replied.

A few minutes later…

I stood up and brushed my hands off, "that'll teach ya."

No response.

"I think you've killed him…" Kyle said.

Harold poked Loni with a stick, "yeah, I think he's dead."

(I can totally see Harold poking a dead Loni with a stick. No, seriously.)

"Psh, he's just faking." I paused. "Bring him back!" I pleaded.

"What? Why? I thought you hated him." Harold smirked.

Damn you, Harold! You know don't you?

"I do! But, I don't…"

"Which is it, Nannaly?" She paused. "You don't love him, do you?"

Must not… go on… homicidal… RAMPAGE!

"…why would Nannaly be in love with Loni? They fight ALL the time!" Oh-so-innocent Kyle asked.

"You, my friend, are an idiot." Harold monotoned.

"What? Nuh-uh!"

"I must admit, Kyle, if you haven't noticed it by now, you may be more of an imbecile than your father!" Judas chuckled. "I never would have thought it possible…" (Me either. Oh, wait, BURN!)

Kyle grunted.

Harold pulled Kyle aside, "You see, my adorable moron, neither can tell the other one that they love each other! So, they beat the crap out of each other to make up for it! The bruises and verbal abuse is a symbol of their LOVE!"

I turned bright red. "NUH-UH!"

"But, Loni doesn't fight…" Kyle looked confused.

"Ah, but he comments on her…" she made quotation marks with her hands,""physical attributes" all the time, right?" Harold pointed out.

"…oooooooooooooooooh!"

"Yes, you see! It makes sense!"

I walked up to Harold and held my hands out to strangle her when…

"Hey, shouldn't we resurrect Loni now?" Reala looked down at Loni.

"We don't have anymore life bottles…" Judas walked over to Loni and kicked him in the side.

"AndReala won't bring him back until NANNALY ADMITS THAT SHE LOOOOOOVES LONI!" Harold beamed.

"What? I never agreed to--" Reala started.

"Quiet!" Harold hissed.

"I will NEVER--"

"You want him alive or don't you?"

"You won't tell him, will you?" I groaned.

"Do we all promise not to tell our not-so-adorable moron that Nannaly's in LURVE (My own word, thank you very much!) with Loni?" Harold looked around.

"I won't!" Reala and Kyle said together.

"No duh," I said.

"I won't say it outright, but I WILL give many many hints." Judas shrugged.

"I promise to do that, also!" Harold looked me straight in the eye. "Now… sssaaaayyy iiiiiiitttt!"

"I love macaroni."

"Come on, I'm not gonna fall for that!"

"……ve…lo…"

"LOUDER!" Harold yelled.

"…iloveloni…"

"WHAT?"

"IloveLoni!"

"Meh, good enough… Reala'll bring him back now…" Harold went over to Loni and watched Reala ressurect him.

"You know she'll never let you live this down, right?" Judas turned to me.

I looked down at him, "yeah, I know."

"Hey, Loni! WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE UP THERE?" Harold shouted up at him.

"I'm dizzy…" Loni moaned.

"That's not answering my question…" Harold glared at him.

Loni turned to me, "YOU! MURDERER!When this journey is over I am SO raising you up to be my perfect woman!" He threatened.

"You want to die? Again?" I cracked my knuckles.

"Um… no, never mind!" He laughed nervously.

"That's what I thought."

And so, another fight ends…

Ten minutes later…

"DIE!" I shrieked.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

And so, it starts all over again.

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P84: Whooooooo… finally… sorry 'bout the chapter. I don't think it's all that good...

Loni: You suck, you made me die.

P84: I brought you back, man.

Loni: I still DIED!

P84: It's only a matter of time…

Grune: I like to plant seeds and sing songs about seeds! And I fight with a vase!

P84: Deadly…

Loni: Why, hello there, Green!

P84: Grune.

Loni: Whatever…

Nannaly: I'll kill you…

Grune: Hello other people!

Loni: Hello… tall lady!

Nannaly: Leave her alone!

Norma: G-girl! What are you doing hanging around pervs like this!

Grune: They just seem to flock over to me.

P84: ANYWAY! Sorry about the wait. At least I updated, you know, eventually…