Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or any of the people in it. But if I have to watch an episode with Junior shaking his thing and dancing around in a tight orange prison suit than I can write whatever the hell I want. I HAVE THAT RIGHT THANKS TO THOSE SICKOS AT DISNEY!
Warning: This story will contain yuri and yaoi. There will be no heavy action till later on it the story but it will be there. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's girl/girl and guy/guy. Now if you don't like the pairing that's fine, just leave. But if you're going to flame me saying homo relationships are wrong then I will have to choice but to destroy you. You have 3 seconds to leave. Some of you may know me from Rin Leonhart's story Realizing Truths and her new sequel Seeking Redemption. I just want to make this known now. We are S-E-P-E-R-A-T-E P-E-O-P-L-E ! saying this slowly for the slow people out there
It was another scorching day in Middleton. The air around seemed to sizzle while beads of perspiration ran down your neck. Even your typical teen hero Kim Possible, was feeling the heat.
"Uh Ron, it should not be this hot out." Kim whined as she let her head smash into the table.
"Hey KP! Watch the nacos!" Ron scolded as he moved his food a safer distance from the dehydrated teen.
"Yay un huh." Said Rufus jumping out of Ron's pocket waving a little finger at Kim. She lifted her face off the table and glanced at Ron with tired eyes.
"Sorry, I just can't take much more of this heat." Sitting back up she slouched against the back of the booth. Looking around Bueno Nacho she noticed others in similar stages of heat induced agony. About half of the people actually there were gulping down drinks practically eating the cup as they tried to get as much liquid from them as they could. Everyone seemed to be suffering, that is, she thought bitterly glaring at the blonde across from her, all but Ron.
"How can you stand it? I'm practically dieing over here while you're sitting there like the heat isn't affecting you at all." Kim whined as Ron took a big sip of his soda.
"It's summer KP, what do you expect? As for me, I'm just cool cuz I think cool. Booyah!" Was the sidekick's reply as he clicked his tongue, winked and pointed at Kim. The teen hero's eyebrow twitched as she mentally chanted to her self to keep her from leaping across the table to strangle her friend.
"Uh… I know its summer but it's never been this hot before." Was the complaint again as she slumped back on to the table's cold surface. Suddenly she shoot up with more energy than previously shown making Ron choke on his drink.
"AHHHHHH!" Ron spluttered trying to breath normally again.
"Hehe… sorry Ron, I just remembered something. We're suppose to meet Monique and Felix at Felix's house later. We're going to camp out in his nice air-conditioned room." Just thinking about the cool air caused Kim's mind to wander off and she almost missed the pink tinge on Ron's face. Almost.
"Oh yeah… I didn't forget KP."
"Ron… are you blushing?" Kim said with a smirk as she pointed at his face.
"No I'm not!" Was his defense as he quickly hid his face in his arms.
"I think you are. In fact, you've been acting kind of weird lately." Kim sent Ron an evil smile as she leaned in closer continuing on. "I think Ronnykins is in looooooooove." She watched her best friend's face turn an even brighter shade of red as he stammered trying to say something. The red head couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing at his display.
"Haha, very funny." Ron huffed as he gained back some composure.
"I'm sorry Ron, I just couldn't help myself. It's just so funny to see you acting like that." Kim said trying to sooth her friend but was failing horribly with the snickers that kept slipping in between her words.
"Hmph…" Ron grunted as he sunk down into his seat. Still laughing quietly, Kim stood up getting out of the booth brushing nonexistent dust off her black shorts and purple tank top.
"Come on Ron, let's go."
"Oh all right." Ron said as he snatched his drink following Kim out of Bueno Nacho.
"Don't worry Ron, it's no big. I won't tell Monique about you crushing on her." She told him as the two started walking towards her house. Hearing that Ron's mouth fell open in shock and almost crashed into Kim's back.
"Um KP, I think you have the wrong idea I…" Ron trailed off as he nervously scratched the back of his neck trying to find the right words.
"No no Ron, you don't have to pretend with me. It's all right." Kim said interrupting Ron's thought process oblivious as to what he was trying to say.
'Man, this is going to be a lot harder than I though it'd be,' Ron mused in his head. Letting out a sigh of frustration he gave up for now following his best friend into her house.
Upon reaching her room Kim flung herself through the air to flop down on her bed. Not even bothering to lift more than her arm, it snaked over to the side table to flip on the fan. She then let it drop with a thud back onto the bed. She didn't even bother to move as Ron sat down on the edge of the bed.
"You know for all your super hero crime fighting stuff, you sure can't take the heat." Kim lifted her face barely off the bed sending Ron a withering glare.
"Ah can it Ron." She replied as she contemplated whether or not to beat the blonde with a pillow but realized that would require more energy than she was willing to waste at the moment. A loud beep then resonated throughout the room. Pulling the communicator from her pocket, Kim flipped it on seeing Wade surrounded by his equipment and a ton of fans. Without giving it a second thought she asked.
"What's the sitch Wade?"
"Drakken's at it again." The boy genius informed her as his fingers flew across the keyboard. "You know how it's been about 110 degrees outside, well it's only suppose to be 85."
Kim groaned. "I should have known Drakken was behind this crazy heat wave."
"Seriously, does the dude ever take a break? You know, get laid sometime?" Ron wondered thinking out loud.
"Oh Ron, some things are too weird to even think about." Kim said with a disgusted look on her face as a shiver ran down her back.
"Well you know the guy really needs to think up better plans, or get a new hobby. I hear collecting plushies has become very big"
"RON!" Kim yelled at her friend trying to get his attention.
"Hehe… sorry KP." He apologized scratching the back of his neck.
"Ok… anyway Wade."
"Oh right. I've picked up some weird energy signals coming from a remote region about 100 miles outside of Middletown. A farmer in that area claimed to see aliens with blue skin and glowing green hands."
"That's diffidently Drakken and Shego." Kim's voice said with a fierce determination as she got off the bed. She quickly grabbed her mission clothes from the closet then went into the bathroom to change.
"Honestly though," Ron continued talking to Kim from his place on the bed. "How many people do we know that have blue skin or glowing green hands. It's not like you see that everyday." He commented as he rocked back and forth on the bed. He let out a loud squawk as a bundle of clothes suddenly smashed into his face.
"Come on Ron. Get ready so we can go." Kim ordered Ron as she turned back to Wade on the screen. "Did you hook us up with a ride yet?"
"Yup, it's waiting outside." Wade replied as he took a big swig of his soda.
Kim answered with a smile. "Thanks Wade. Ron, are you ready yet?"
"Hold on, one sec." There came a crash from the bathroom as Ron emerged in his outfit. "Booyah people! Ron Stoppable is ready to roll!"
Kim shook her head dejectedly. "Come on then, let's leave."
"Coming KP." Ron answered as he vaulted down the stairs after her. Laughing in her head Kim twisted the doorknob and swung the front door open. Stepping outside she turned her head towards the driveway and her jaw dropped instantly as her emerald eyes grew to the size of dinner plates.
"Hey, KP what's the hold up?" Ron exclaimed as he almost smashed into her back. Resting his hands on her shoulders, he raised himself up slightly to look over her. "Alright! Woo hoo!"
"Um Wade?" Kim questioned in disbelief as Ron bounced joyfully over towards the new racing bike.
Wade seemed to be enjoying the funny face Kim was making. "Surprise Kim."
"Why do I have a new Yamaha motorcycle in my driveway?" She asked still not really getting why it was there as Ron fawned over the machine.
"Yaguchi-san heard about you getting your license a little while ago so he sent it as a present for you saving his factory."
"It was no big. But wow!" Suddenly she let out a loud squeal making Wade wince. "Sorry Wade, but I can't believe it. I got a new bike!"
"Man this whomps!" Ron complained as he kicked at the ground. "I helped out there too. Where's my pretty new bike?" He yelled as he hugged Kim's.
The darked skinned boy shrugged apologetically. "Sorry Ron. Nothing for you. It doesn't help that you don't even have your license yet."
"HEY! It's not my fault the testing station was to close to the course." He protested.
"Come on Ron, let's just go." Kim replied as she walked over towards the bike. Swinging her leg over she straddled it and grabbed the two helmets that were hanging on the side. Putting one on she tossed the other at Ron who quickly grabbed it.
"Alright, road trip!" He exclaimed as he jammed the helmet on his head and jumped on the bike behind Kim.
"Hang on." Was Ron's only warning as Kim gunned the bike and skidded out of the driveway.
"WOAH!" Getting a better grip he tightened his hold around Kim's waist. His eyes darted back and forth across the road as he took in the scenery whizzing by. The buildings started thinning out as civilization disappeared. Passing by a field of cows, one looked right up at Ron and he swore he saw the things eyes flash.
"AHH KP! Demonic cow!" He yelled trying to be heard over the sounds of the bike and the rushing wind.
"Just calm down Ron, we'll be there in about 20 minutes." Kim yelled back as she gripped the handle bars speeding up. By the time the duo arrived at Drakken's new fortress the sun had set and the stars were twinkling in the sky above. Ron seemed a little mesmerized by the sight and stood to gaze at them for a minute while Kim was finishing up with the bike. She was done quickly but when she turned to get Ron's attention she stood still, shocked for a moment. Kim was amazed to see him there looking so serious and deep within thought. This was truly one of those times where he had dropped all pretenses and doubts and just looked… true. Realizing this was not the time she hissed his name.
"Ron!"
"Oh right, coming Kim." He quickly jogged over to where Kim was crouched next to a wall right beside the door.
"Ok Ron, we need to get in, find Drakken and Shego, and stop whatever plan they have to take over the world, kick their butts and get out of here. We have to be at Felix's in 2 hours." Slinking through the door she snuck down the hall with Ron right on her tail.
"You know Drakken has become so… so typical." Kim glared at him as she pulled out the communicator to scan for where it was the coldest. She swore mentally though if Ron said any more disturbing things about Drakken she was going to knock him out and continue on alone coming back for him later. "Really," He continued on oblivious to Kim's thoughts. "It's always the same old thing. He tries to take over the world; we come to save the day. He proceeds to gloat and tells us his plan then we kick his butt." He let out a disappointed sigh. "Villains are just so predictable these days."
"This is so predictable and stupid." Shego stated as she sat comfortably in a chair finishing up her nails.
"Not now Shego As my genius is coming into play." Drakken cackled as he rubbed his black gloved hands together. Shego rolled her emerald eyes and fixed Drakken with an utterly bored look. "For once the defibulator ray finishes gathering enough moisture and cold air from the atmosphere; I will coat entire cities in giant sheets of ice unless they bend to my will." He exclaimed as he shot his fist into the air striking a pose.
"Yeah unhuh…" Standing up Shego placed her hands on her hips as she glided over to where Drakken was practically drooling over his new weapon of destruction. "So we're going to cover the world in a sheet of ice?"
"Exactly"
"Then basically you're going to be king?"
"That's right! It's about time you recognized my greatness." The mad genius said ego practically dripping form his voice as he puffed out his chest.
"Yeah, king of the statues!" He slumped at the insult.
"You're so cruel Shego."
"Honestly, why do I bother? At least your starting to build your own stuff again instead of stealing others invention."
"How many times do I have to tell you it's called out sourcing uh never mind. But all that will change with the defibulator helping me to take over the world!"
"Think again." Kim exclaimed as she stood in the room's entrance with Ron right beside her.
"Kim Possible! And the buffoon."
Ron groaned. "Oh come on! I've fought with Kim against you for about 3 years and you still don't say my name!" Growing frustrated during his rant as Drakken ignored him cleaning his ear out with a finger and watching Shego rolled her eyes at him, he felt something inside snap. Letting out a growl he leapt at Drakken tackling him to the cold floor. Watching Ron fight with the mad scientist made Kim think that maybe the heat had affected Ron's brain after all.
"Shego! A little help here!" Drakken yelled practically begging as Ron had clamped his hands around his throat and was banging his head against the floor.
"Alright alright, sheesh! It's always Shego do this, Shego do that." She said mocking Drakken as she ignited the green flames on her hands. Stalking over towards the males she was interrupted by Kim flipping over her head and landing gracefully in a crouch in front of the black haired villianess.
"Ooo… that was very nice Kimmie." The words flowed out of Shego's mouth and Kim couldn't tell if she was being sarcastic or serious. She shook those thoughts out of her head turning back to the situation at hand.
"Give it up Shego."
"Hm… I think not." With that Shego leaped at Kim engaging her in hand to hand combat. Ducking a swipe at her head, Kim snatched Shego's wrist throwing her over her head watching her sail through the air. Instead of smashing into the wall as Kim expected, Shego twisted her body so her feet hit the wall. Using it as a rebound she vaulted off of it, launching herself back at Kim tackling the teen hero pinning her to the ground.
Noticing the two females fighting out of the corner of his eyes, Ron was distracted enough to allow Drakken to throw the blonde off watching as he the wall and slump down.
"Ron!" Kim yelled as she saw Ron fall unconscious. That then allowed Shego to gain the upper hand and put Kim in a lock with her arms behind her head. Drakken had quickly dashed over to the control panel as soon as he was free. Typing in a command the ray rotated towards the teen hero who was struggling against the green and black clad girl's hold.
"You know Kim Possible, you should really get a leash for the buffoon. What have you been feeding him?" Not saying anything Kim continued to struggle as she glared at the blue evil genius. "But now I'd like to introduce you to the defibulator ray! With this giant ice beam I shall freeze the major cites unless they give into my demands." Kim couldn't help herself and let out a snort as she rolled her eyes.
"You know, this has got to be one of the stupidest ideas you've come up with yet. And I have to tell you that isn't saying much." A small smile came to Kim's face as she heard Shego let out a real laugh behind her that filled her with a strange warmth as Drakken's face turned red with anger and embarrassment.
"Oh you and your snippy remarks." He raised his voice an octave higher and started making gestures with his hands. "Blah blah blah look at me. I'm Kim Possible and I save the world." Letting an evil grin slink onto his blue face, he let his voice go back to normal. "The defibulator ray can also be extremely precise as to hit one specific target. So I think now is the time to say goodbye Kim Possible."
Watching the ray start to grow a faint blue she felt an intake of breath and Shego tense up behind her. Why quickly flew through her mind but didn't dwell on it as the light got brighter.
Meanwhile Rufus had been trying desperately to try and wake Ron up.
"Ah hyuck come on." Slapping his little paw across the blonde's face. Seeing that he wasn't getting a response, the little naked mole rat began to cry as he grabbed Ron's collar shaking his head violently.
"Oh my head. Calm down little buddy." Rufus leap for joy as Ron sat up rubbing his head. "Aw man, that hurt!" Noticing Rufus jumping up and down frantically, he looked over to where his little buddy was pointing. "KP!"
Getting quickly to his feet he dashed over to the group as he saw the ray glowing a bright blue. Without even giving it a second thought Ron rammed right into the giant ray. The ice beam that shot from the machine missed the two females as it struck the wall behind them turning it into a solid sheet of ice.
Using the distraction to her advantage Kim broke free of Shego and did a front hand spring to the other side of the room. Preparing to fight each other they both turned as a loud crash echoed throughout the room as the ground shook.
The defibulator had lost its balance and had crashed into the thing next to it. Causing a chain reaction that quickly spread, things were exploding and falling over. Panicking, Drakken was doing a funny little dance.
"AH! That's it I'm out of here." He shook a vengeful fist towards the crime fighting duo. "Till next time Kim Possible. ACK!" He fled the building quickly covering his head as debris continued to rain around them.
Ron called out to Kim over the explosions. "Come on Kim!" Breaking out of her stance she glanced at Shego.
"Till next time then princess." Shego called out to Kim. About ready to run out of the building herself, Shego never saw the pillar crash into another ray of Drakken's.
"Shego!" But Kim's warning was too late. The yellow beam had struck the older woman in the back causing her to collapse. Not about ready to leave her in the decaying building, Kim rushed her way past the falling debris and came upon the villianess with her face obscured by her hair.
Not bothering with formalities, Kim quickly scoped up Shego and ran out of the once new fortress. Coming up to Ron who was waiting at the bike, she slowed down and took a big breath.
"Um Kim…" Looking at her best friend she saw he had the weirdest look on his face and was pointing towards her arms.
'Oh that's right,' she though, 'I have Shego. Come to think of it though, she's very light.' Looking down at the person in her arms, Kim almost fainted as she saw a sweet, innocent looking Shego fast asleep. Only problem was she was about 5 years old, wrapped up in her now to big clothes and sucking on her thumb.
"Oh shit!"