Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible... or do I? That is the real question. Well... no, not really. If I did there would be major improvements.
Rin: Yeah, like Kim would be with Shego! And... well... Ron would be with Felix! ...and you'd make me plushies!
Warning: This story has yuri. YU-RI! This means that there is girl on girl action. There is also yaoi which is the opposite. So if you are against this then why the hell are you still reading this story! It's the second chapter damn it!
Notes: bows before the audience on the ground THANK YOU ALL MY REVIEWERS! I'm soooooooooooo sorry that I haven't updated in so long. I really never intended to take more than a month at the most! It's just that a lot of things have come up since then. First both of my grandparents passed away within a month of each other, Rin was in the hospital at one point, my friend Daku's mom passed away and I did have this story typed awhile ago but it got deleted not once, but TWICE! I fuckin hate computers. I want a laptop. Also I reposted the last chapter because it was the one that came before the revisions.
Rin: ...So by laptop, you mean you want something in your lap, right? grins and runs away before Rysha can hurt her
Rysha: Yeah, but not you. throws an energy bolt after the running Rin and listens in enjoyment at the wail that followed
Rin: comes back with my hair all frizzed You are a sadistic wench, you know that? ... oooh, tingles.
Rysha: cheese eatin grin I know! But really, you're the sick one. Masochist, voyeuristic, moronic, brainwashed... the list goes on.
Rin: That's me! And well, it takes a masochist AND a sadist to have fun grins at Rysha
Rysha: ...I hate you... And a note to the reviewers out there. deep breath RIN IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! No offense to those who thought otherwise, but it's never gonna happen. No matter how much other parties wish otherwise. throws someone a glare
Rin: whispers She's just in denial... glances at Rysha, who's about to murder her ER..um.. yeah... we're not, really...
Rysha: smugness radiates off her
Rin: throws a water balloon at the smug demon
Rysha: watches it as it passes through her body and raises an eyebrow at Rin
Rin: ...you suck.
Chapter 2
Felix winced as he heard Monique sigh for the zillionth time. 'If she does that one more time, I'm going to kill her and plead insanity later.' Releasing his grip on his wheelchair and taking in a deep calming breath, he rolled over to his bed where the dark skinned girl was slumped dejectedly.
"Look, Monique, I'm sure Kim and Ron will be here soon okay? They probably had a mission or something and are running a little behind." Monique sat up so quickly that Felix had to roll back a couple feet or end up with a splitting headache from the collision. She fixed him with a withering glare and leaned in towards him until their foreheads were practically touching.
"A little behind? Okay, look, an hour is not a little behind. Those two were supposed to be here so we could party. Not stare at the wall watching the paint peel waiting for their sorry butts to get in gear."
Felix was starting to become uncomfortable under that brown glare and slumped a little in his chair.
"Well, um… why don't you try calling the communicator?"
"Why didn't I think of that? Oh, yeah. Because I already tried to!" she sighed. "Might as well try again though…"
Rolling his shoulders in a feeble attempt to loosen his muscles, he resituated himself in his chair and watched Monique pull out a cell phone from her purse.
"I'll just give her a quick call and…"
"No need for that, we have arrived!"
Felix turned his head towards the voice and saw Ron leaning against the doorframe.
"Hey buddy! What, you two get lost or something?" He noticed a bit of weariness in Ron as he practically hauled himself across the room and fell on the bed.
"Nah, we had a mission that went…"
"Badly?"
"No, it went….weird."
Felix raised an eyebrow. "Weird?"
"Yeah, weird. Sorry for leaving you by yourself with the fashion terror." Ron yelped as Monique whacked him over the head from her seat next to him.
"Well, where's Kim?" Before Ron could even open his mouth someone else answered.
"Don't worry, I'm here too." Monique studied the other girl and noticed tha she didn't look hurt exactly, but more worn down. She also noticed that she was walking kind a funny.
"Damn girl, you look exhausted. What happened?"
"Okay you two, something really strange happened that I haven't quite figure out but I want your support in this." Both nodded their heads but Monique gave Kim a suspicious glare.
"Okay girl, spill! What's going on?" Twisting behind her, she seemed to whisper to nothing. Then using one hand, she guided a little girl out in front of her.
"Girl, is that…?"
"Woah…" The two were left speechless.
"Guys, this is Shego. She's five years old and I'm going to be taking care of her for a little bit."
Little Shego stood there with her hair pulled up into two pigtails and was dressed in clothes that fit her now. Green overalls over a black tee-shirt with black socks and green sneakers completed her cute little outfit. She stood there sucking her thumb and clutching at Kim's hand for dear life. Noticing all the attention, she tried to hide behind Kim again.
"Sure, now she's being shy," Ron snorted. Glaring at Ron, little Shego seemed to be struggling with something. Ron continued on, oblivious. "I mean, earlier when she first woke up she glomped Kim and hasn't gone much further from her. And me, that little demon child doesn't like me one bit!" Breaking free of Kim, Shego ran across the room and climbed on top of the bed and started jumping up and down on Ron's back before any of them could blink.
"It's 'cuz you're a big meanie and I don't like you. You stink!" the small child yelled. Felix leaned over the bed and grabbed Shego mid jump, pulling her onto his lap. Ron let out a heavy sigh and a wince as his back muscles shifted.
"Thanks, man. Owww! What was that for?" he yelled, grabbing the back of his head as Monique hit him even harder than she did before.
"'Cuz you deserved it! Both of them!" she retorted. Grumbling, Ron sank back down into the bed.
Finally reacting, Kim strode across the room and stood in front of Shego with her hands on her hips. Bending slightly, she looked the child in the eye.
"Shego, that was very bad. You're not supposed to do that, you understand?" admonished Kim. Shego nodded her head, her eyes cast downward. The anger seemed to seep out of Kim and she let a small smile creep over her features. "Next time, whack him over the back of the head like Monique."
"Hey!" Ron yelled in protest and glared at Felix when he laughed at him. Shego looked up with her big green eyes at Kim and smiled.
"Really? You're not mad at me?" Kim ruffled Shego's hair, her eyes warm and glowing with mirth.
"No, I'm not mad."
"Yay!" Flying across the little distance between them, Shego attached herself to Kim, hugging her waist. With a big smile, she looked up at Kim.
"I'm glad you're not mad at me. That would make me sad." Still smiling, Shego closed her eyes and laid her head against Kim's stomach.
"Aww, girl, that's so cute!" Monique exclaimed. Finally letting go of Kim, Shego walked back over to Felix.
"Who are you?" Still realizing that this was Shego, the villainess who had attacked him, but more importantly, who had attacked his friends many times, he felt no hatred towards the little child. Not a single drop of malice.
"My name's Felix, this is my house."
"Oh…my name's Shego. I'm five," she said, holding up one little hand.
"Really now? I think you deserve something special then." Wheeling over to his closet, Felix began rooting around for something. The others heard him swear under his breath as they heard a loud thunk that probably signified him smashing his head on something. Hearing an exclamation of triumph, he emerged hiding something behind his back and went over to Shego.
"What is it?" Shego said with wide eyes as she sucked on her thumb.
"This," Felix told her as he brought out a German Shepard stuffed animal. "Is Coco. (1) He's been kind of lonely in that closet, but I think you'd make a good friend for him. Will you take care of him for me?" Leaping back onto Felix's lap, Shego grabbed Coco and latched onto Felix, giving him the same treatment she had just given Kim.
"Thank you, Uncle Felix, I like you." Hearing this, his heart practically melted. Sitting on Felix's lap with what seemed no intention of moving, Shego gave Coco a big hug. "Yay, now I have a friend!"
All four of the teens heard the sorrow and loneliness in that statement. Kim kneeled down in front of Shego and spoke quietly to the former villain.
"We are your friends. We'll always be your friends, okay?"
"Really? Even when I go home?"
Kim smiled at the child. "Even when you go home." Letting out a happy laugh, Shego clapped her hands, still hugging Coco to her chest.
"That's good, 'cuz I like you a lot. And I like Uncle Felix too. And I like the lady over there, even if she is kinda scary…" Hearing this, Ron let a huge grin spread over his face and blew a raspberry at Monique. "I don't really like that buffoon, but I'll try for you, Kim."
Letting out a big yawn, Shego leaned back into Felix's chest and proceeded to make herself comfortable. The four caught each other's eyes, then began to talk about random things and how school was coming up in a month. With each passing minute, Shego's eyes seemed to grow heavier and heavier until she fell asleep, sucking her thumb and clutching Coco. Motioning to Kim, Felix got her to pick little Shego up off his lap and she tucked her into the bed. Making jabbing motions with her fingers, Kim started to head them all downstairs and into the living room.
Flopping down on the couch she let out a long sigh. Monique sat at the other end of the couch and fixed her eyes on her friend.
"Okay girl, what the hell happened back there?"
The red headed girl rubbed her temples as she looked from Monique to Ron, in the chair across from her, to Felix, who sat beside Ron, then back to her hands in her lap. She finally rested her forehead against her hands and let out a kind of shaky voice.
"I'm not quite sure. One minute, I'm about to get zapped by this ice ray, then I'm fighting Shego, then the next thing I know, the place is falling apart and she gets hit by this yellow beam. Then I grabbed her without thinking about it and when I get outside, Ron points out that I have a five year old in my arms…" she let out in a rush, watching with faint amusement as Monique and Felix's eyes get bigger and bigger. Felix snapped out of his shock first and riddled Kim with his opening question.
"Did you contact Wade yet?"
"Yeah, he's supposed to get back to me when he figures something out." While they were talking, Ron had waved a hand in front of Monique's face, watching the glazed eyes come back to life and slackened jaw close. He couldn't help the snicker that slipped from his lips. Monique glared daggers at the blond boy.
"So anyway girl, where did you get the clothes for little Shego?"
"Oh the pain! Horrible memories, AHH!" Ron flipped out, clutching his head.
Kim explained before Ron could really get going. "On our way back, she finally woke up and took one look at me and immediately latched on. She asked where she was and I told her that her parents and Hego went on a trip and that she'd be staying with me for awhile. It was so cute when she just gave me a big smile and grabbed my hand as we started into the store. Well… it was anyway, until she saw Ron and flipped out."
"Oh my poor shins! They'll never be the same." Ron whined and clutched at his legs. Kim just shook her head at his antics.
"I'm still not sure exactly what's going on, I mean, Shego works for Dr. Drakken and tries to attack us any chance she gets, but…"
"You couldn't just leave her," Felix said in an understanding tone. Monique brought a hand to her temple, rubbing away the pain that started to build as she shut her eyes. Opening them back up, she turned to her friend.
"Now what I want to know is-" But was interrupted by the beeping of the communicator. She glared at the contraption as Kim whipped it out and flicked on the screen.
"What do you got for me, Wade?"
"It looks like Shego was hit by a juvinator ray, which caused her to decrease in age to five years." Kim gnawed on her lip as she looked at the super genius.
"How long until it wears off?"
"It all depends on the person. It could be anywhere from a week to two months."
"NOOOOOOO!" Ron's cry echoed throughout the room as he slumped back to offer some comfort to the distraught boy.
"Is there any other way to reverse it, Wade?"
Wade shook his head and looked at Kim apologetically. "Sorry Kim. That was the only ray with a reverse effect built in and all the blue prints were destroyed in the fortress."
"Damn…" Kim bit her lip as she tried to sort out the thoughts racing around through her mind. Felix looked up from trying to comfort his friend and turned towards the couch.
"Hey Wade… how does this ray affect Shego's mind? She seems to have some memories but she didn't recognize Kim at all."
"But for some reason she remembered Ron…in a way," Kim replied as she tried to piece the puzzle together.
"Maybe she just sensed what a dork he is," Monique commented with a chuckle in Ron's direction.
Ron crossed his arms as he sunk lower into his chair as if he was attempting to disappear. "Sure Monique, kick a man when he's down. You're so cruel!" The teen tried to get pity as he sniffed dramatically and turned sad, downcast eyes at the dark girl. Monique just snorted and rolled her eyes.
"Puh-leeeeeeze…" Felix chuckled at their actions and mentally marked a tally.
'One for Monique, zero for Ron.'
"Hey guys!" Everyone's attention was drawn back to Wade as he pointed to his monitor.
"According to my readings it seems that Shego has only memories up to the age she is physically. However, it seems that she retains a bit of knowledge and feelings from the present Shego that we know."
Kim's eyes widened slightly at this. "So that's why little Shego hates Ron and keeps beating him up."
But something tugged at the corner of Ron's mind that wouldn't go away. "If that's true, then why does she seem so attached to you?"
"Yeah, girl. After all, you were her enemy and biggest threat. Why hasn't she gone after you like she did to Ron?" Monique questioned, agreeing with Ron's logic for once.
"Wade?" Kim asked her younger friend, uncertainty lacing her voice.
"Well, it might just be a glitch. Or it could even be because she saw you first. I'll look into it." Kim might have pressed it a little more but she could tell that Wade was frustrated already from not knowing and Kim decided to drop it.
"Do you know how this will effect her mind when she returns to normal?"
"Sorry Kim. No idea. She could either end up remembering everything or nothing at all."
Kim couldn't seem to decide which opition she liked better at the moment so she let it go. "Keep us posted if you find out anything, Wade."
"Will do, Kim."
"Thanks." Kim flipped the communicator off, slipping it into her pocket. Standing up, the red head stretched and let out a big sigh.
"Is it okay if we head off to bed now? I'm beat." The other three nodded their heads in agreement, knowing I had been a crazy day and that all of them were tired.
Once upstairs, the girls set up two sleeping bags on Felix's floor and grabbed their pajamas to go change in the bathroom. While the girls were in the other room, the boys quickly changed and then Ron moved Shego from the bed to Kim's sleeping bag. When Kim came back into the room, the first thing that popped into her mind was 'Cute!' The raven haired child was still fast asleep, sucking her thumb, while the other tightly clutched Coco to her chest. Feeling the full weight of sleep upon her, Kim crawled into her sleeping bag, ready to take off into dreamland. From hooded eyes, she glanced around the room, taking everything in.
Monique was crawling into her own sleeping bag, snuggling into her pillow and letting out a content sigh. Ron had climbed into his side of the bed and while he messed with his pillow, Felix had lifted himself up out of his wheelchair and was crawling to the head of the bed.
Kim had to admit, when she learned that Felix was only paralyzed from the knees down, it had made her feel a lot better. Just knowing that her friend had at least some way of being able to move made her heart lighten.
Rolling onto his side, Felix went to switch off the lights. "Goodnight, guys."
"Goodnight."
"Goodnight!"
"'Night people!"
Darkness enveloped the room and the group of friends started to doze off. The room grew completely silent but for the light, steady breathing coming from its occupants. Two of these people turned and snuggled into the warmth next to them. Content as can be, they drifted into a deep sleep for the rest of the night.(2)
(1) Rysha: This is based off of a stuffed animal that I have named Yosho. I have had him for five years and cannot sleep without him. AND I DARE ANY OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS TO MAKE FUN OF ME! I DARE YA!
Rin: ... Awww... well, I wouldn't make fun of you anyway. I'd sit there while you slept and try to pull him away from you to see how far I can pull you up without you waking up... It's FUN!
Rysha: sighs It's true. When I sleep I'm dead to the world and nothing can wake me. My friends seem to take great joy in this. Especially since I won't let go of Yosho no matter what.
Rin: Exactly. Dead to the world. No clue what's going on big perverted grin
Rysha:...I'm setting up camera's in my room...
Rin: Though you DID wake up when I squeezed ur bum...
Rysha: I WASN'T SLEEPING! YOUR LUCKY I DIDN'T BREAK YOUR FRICKIN WRIST.
Rin: falls on the floor laughing Well, that would explain a few things... And would you REALLY hurt a sleeping woman? I STILL wanna know what I was dreaming...
Rysha:... do you really need to ask if I'd hurt you?
Rin: sniff Leave me to my delusions.
(2)Rin: Awwwwwww, it's so CUTE!
Rysha: Yeah, I want someone to snuggle with. pauses and thinks about that statement NOT YOU!
Rin: droops Aw, no zoom-zoom?
Rysha: NO!
Rin: sniff Fine, no snuggly wuggly buggly's for you.
Rysha: ponders deeply as to her choices in friends
Rin: I stand by my statement. ... you're cruel.