A/N: Hiya guys. ; Okay, yell at me. –waits as readers finish yelling- Okay, I totally deserved that. I just… didn't feel like writing for almost a year, if Marisa counted correctly. So I've got a new chappy for you guys! Sadly, I forgot my plan for the other one. So I'll just continue what I've been doing. Enjoy. 

Disclaimer: You know the drill… Inuyasha doesn't belong to me, nor do the songs featured in this story. They are copyright of their respective stories. I do, however, own Leiko, and I will sue if you use her. :D Nah, just playing. But please ask me before you use her.

Last time: "Yay!" Kagome clapped and yelled, as Leiko took a bow, kicking Sesshoumaru to take a bow as well.

"Woot, that was fun!" Leiko yelled enthusiastically.

After Leiko and Sesshoumaru's duet, the two face-planted. Almost everyone, (with the exception of Kagome, who was clapping madly) had fallen asleep. Outraged, Sesshoumaru screeched like the little pansy he is. (n.n) Immediately, everyone snapped awake. Leiko, with her hands on her hips, had to find some kind of revenge. Flipping through the song book, she found the perfect song. Giving the group a sly look, she handed the book to Miroku.

The mysterious music came alive, and Miroku began grooving to the beat.
Upon instinct, he began singing.

Sing it hoes,
All over the world baby, it's only right that I share my experiences with ya'll, cause I've been
Places where you'll never imagine, but Ima start at home, when I see a girl I like I walk straight up to her
And I'm like (ugh), Heyy girl how ya doin, you are the woman that I'm really pursuin, I would like to get
To know ya, can you gimme ya name, if you jot down ya number you'll get mine in exchange, Heyy
See I'm the man of this town, and I hope you would'nt mind if I showed you around, so when you
Go to certain places you'll be thinkin of me, we got people to meet and many places to see, Heyy
I'm really diggin ya lips,but be careful where you walkin when you swingin them hips, I'm kinda
Concerned that you'll be causin a crash wit ya traffc jam booty, heads pausin so fast, Heyy
I would'nt trade you for the world I swear it, I like ya hair and every style that ya wear it,
And how the colors cordinate wit ya clothes, from your manicured nails to ya pedicured toes

Sango glared at him. Kagome stifled a giggle. Inuyasha scratched the back of his head. Sesshoumaru sniffed the air.


'Mysterious', he thought. Looking over the group, who appeared to be totally suckered into this idiotic activity, he figured he could sneak out for a bit and remain unnoticed.

The male's shoes squeaked against the fresh, dew-covered grass. "Kikyou…" he whispered, looking her over. She looked beautiful, like she always does. Yet fake… Which is what gave him the creeps. He'd rather stay with Leiko. "What are you doing here? Coming to try and woo my brother again?" he said with a smirk. Kikyou squinted her eyes.

"You two are exactly alike." Without another word, she swept past him and towards the group. Sesshoumaru figured that there was nothing better to do, so he followed behind her. When they arrived, everyone turned around.

"Oh… hi Kikyou." Kagome said, keeping her head down. Once again remaining wordless, Kikyou climbed onto the stage. Looking down at her audience, all whom were raising their eyebrows, she squinted.

"Find me a song." She stated in the most monotone voice she could muster. Leiko slowly went up and looked through the book, deciding.

"Aha…" she whispered, handing it to Kikyou. Once again the music started, and Kikyou began singing.

Let's talk this over
It's not like we're dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don't leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

Kagome glared at her slightly. Inuyasha was all Kagome's now, Kikyou should just fuck off.

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Inuyasha blushed furiously. 'What are you doing man, there are two hot chicks fighting over you. Look like a playa!' Inuyasha smirked and leaned back, enjoying Kikyou's floaty voice.

You've got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I'm difficult
But so are they
But they don't know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

It's nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It's nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

Regardless of the group's apparent hate for her, they clapped out of respect. Kagome stepped up, grabbing the mic from her hand. "Sit down." She told Kikyou firmly. For the first time in her life, Kikyou was actually afraid of Kagome. Not wanting to lose her precious soul, she did as she was told and sat down.

A raunchy rock song started out of nowhere, the guitar sounding like it was being slammed. Kagome began screaming the lyrics.

Whatcha been doin'? Whatcha been doin?

Whoa, Whoa,

Haven't seen ya 'round,

How you been feelin'? How you been feelin'?

Whoa, whoa,

Don't you bring me down,

All that stuff about me,

Being with him,

Can't believe,

All the lies that you told,

Just to ease your own soul,

But I'm bigger than that,

No, you don't have my back,

No, No, HA

Hey, how long till the music drowns you out?

Don't put words up in my mouth,

I didn't steal your boyfriend,

Hey, how long till you face what's goin' on,

Cause you really got it wrong,

I didn't steal your boyfriend,

Leiko began laughing. Everyone turned their eyes on her, and she covered her mouth. Kikyou just looked angry. 'Uh oh cat fight…' thought Miroku. 'wait, what am I saying? It's gonna be awesome!'

Well I'm sorry,

That he called me,

And that I answered the telephone,

Don't be worried,

I'm not with him,

And when I go out tonight,

I'm going home alone,

Just got back from my tour,

I'm a mess girl for sure,

All I want is some fun,

Guess that I'd better run,

Hollywood sucks you in,

But it won't spit me out,

Whoa Whoa, HA

Please stop telling all your friends,

I'm getting sick of them,

Always staring at me like I took him from ya'

Kagome threw Kikyou a snooty little look. Kikyou glared back at her. And Inuyasha still looked super cool! 

Suddenly, and idea popped into Leiko's head. It would surely ease the tension, and it would be funny, too. "Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, come up here. I've got an idea…"
Leiko handed them the lyrics, and smirked as she sat down. Sesshoumaru started.

Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh

Then Inuyasha started, using a high-pitched voice.

Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound
Your pain is painful and its tearin' me down
I hear glasses breakin as I sit up in my bed
I told God you didn't mean those nasty things you said

Sesshoumaru sung this part.

You fight about money, bout me and my brother
And this I come home to, this is my shelter
It ain't easy growin up in World War III
Never knowin what love could be, you'll see
I don't want love to destroy me like it has done my family

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru then started into a duet.

Can we work it out? Can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better, Mommy I'll do anything
Can we work it out? Can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better, Daddy please don't leave

Daddy please stop yellin, I can't stand the sound

Make mama stop cryin, cuz I need you around
My mama she loves you, no matter what she says its true
I know that she hurt you, but remember I love you, too
I ran away today, ran from the noise, ran away
Don't wanna go back to that place,

In our family portrait, we look pretty happy
Let's play pretend, let's act like it comes naturally
I don't wanna have to split the holidays
I don't want two addresses
I don't want a step-brother anyways
And I don't want my mom to have to change her last name

Mom, I'll be nicer
I'll be so much better, I'll tell my brother
I won't spill the milk at dinner
I'll be so much better, I'll do everything right
I'll be your little girl forever
I'll go to sleep at night

They hung on the last note, and everyone burst out laughing. Finding it a bit funny themselves, they laughed along with the rest of the crew. Despite their beef, Kikyou and Kagome laughed until tears came to their eyes. And then they hugged. Aww.

A/N: So, how was this chappy? It probably sucked. I fail. Anyway, R&R (if you don't know what that means, it means Read & Review. )

Songs used in this chapter:

Pimpin' all over the world - Ludacris
My happy ending - Avril Lavigne
I didn't steal your boyfriend - Ashlee Simpson
Family Portrait- Pink