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A/N: Happy April Fool's Day! Please enjoy these completely nonsensical limericks, compliments of the plot bunnies and my quirky sense of humor.
Newsies Limericks
There once was a newsie named Mush
Who owned a raccoon made of plush.
He'd carry it 'round
When he went into town
(Any heckling he'd zealously shush).
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There was a small pipsqueak named Les
Who liked to stick out from the rest
So he wore a bowler
And rode in a stroller
Which had all the girls quite impressed.
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Behold the shrewd businessman Joe
Who gives off an ominous glow
Whene'er he's cranky,
Can't locate his hankie,
Or finds that he's stubbed his big toe.
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Spot Conlon was stoic and short.
He lived in a throw pillow fort.
He'd never come out
Though the fansies would pout
And all threaten to file a report.
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Two sinister Delancey thugs
Were actually quite friendly with bugs -
They fed them by hand
Gave them toys on demand
And bought matching "Bug Dad" photo mugs.
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There lived a young artist named Jack
Who loved his bright blue fanny pack
Though his friends did protest
It did not look the best
And the fashion police gave him flak.
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A boy with a butt'ry-sweet smile
Could often be found an aisle
Of the local food mart
Where he'd hop in a cart
And would roll away, ridin' in style.
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There once was a fellow named Davey
Who was quite afraid of the gravy
They served at the lodge
With a mash of hodgepodge.
(Mystery meals were never his fave-y).
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A/N: Hope you found these amusing! Let me know which one was your favorite! ;)