Persony person: I'm back! Thanks for all the feedback you guys! I feel so loved! Free pocky for everyone!
Also, there were some arguments about Yam and Yugi's hair styling. Some said they put a lot of hair gel while hanging upside down, and others say that they shove their finger in an electrical socket. I'm not sure which to believe, but the hair gel-bon fire idea was really fitting for my story so I added it.
Anyway, on with the fanfic!
Disclaimer: Don't own YuGiOh, own the story-line. Short. Simple.
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'Stupid fun-sucker', I thought grudgingly to myself.
'Always ruining my fun', I glared at the back of said fun-suckers head, attempting to drill a hole through it. He was doing his homework, oblivious to the many painful ways I was killing him in my head.
After the 'stern talking to' from my hikari about not making bon-fires in the house, I was sent to our room to 'think about what I've done'.
I was just innocently starting a fire in the living room because our insulation sucks, and Ryou has to blow-up on me! (Stupid PMSing and all that moodiness crap) And he was also complaining about the rather large burn stain on the rug, I argued that the rug was ugly anyway so I was doing both of us a favor. Besides, if it was made by me, it MUST be a masterpiece! That stain is a work of art I tell you!
I glared at my light again. Cursing him with every Egyptian god I remember, which is quite a few I must say.
"Bakura, stop finding interesting ways to kill me and cursing me with Egyptian gods and try doing something productive for once" Ryou mumbled from his work.
….oh yeah…mind link forgot about that.
Wait, 'for once'? What does he mean? I am always productive! I do lots of productive things!
...and just because I can't think of any occasions, doesn't mean it's not true.
Anyway, back to my pouting.
I did noticed though, that through his constant babbling, Ryou had said nothing about not breaking into people's houses and stealing their monstrous amounts of hair gel to start heat warming bon-fires. I guess he stopped trying to prevent me from stealing things after all.
Being a thief does have its advantages though, how do you think Ryou gets money for new clothes? True, I may destroy those clothes once they go take their first trip to the dryer, but that only means I have to steal more money so he can buy new ones. Do you not see the genius behind that plan?
Anyway, I suppose I must go back to recording my dreams. Last night was particularly
unnerving, where did I put that journal?
Monday
This dream started in a forest. The birds were singing on polka dotted trees, the sun was shining a bright green color; it was all so…creepy. I looked closely at my surroundings and was so busy looking around me that I nearly bumped into a rock that looked roughly like Ryou. I soon reached a meadow, and heard a strange sound coming from the left. As I was walking through the red grass searching for the source, I spotted an animal by one of the smaller foliage, apparently it was stuck on the low branches.
It was a sheep; a fluffy, white cotton-ball that was making the most ANNOYING sound. It was like a mixture of a screech, a blow horn, and a fat guy singing in the shower.
The noise was so annoying that I decided to let it free, just to save my ears from committing suicide. Instead of running away though, it came straight to me and licked my hand.
It took me about three seconds before the waves of disgust shot from my hand to my brain. Then I did what any normal Sexy-tomb-robbing-pharoah-hating-evil-physcotic person named Bakura would do.
I screamed like a girl (or Ryou, you decide) and ran away. No, I didn't run away, it was just that...I didn't like the scenery. Yeah. So while I looking for better scenery, I bumped into Ryou. And I stared at him...
I staredat Ryou, who was in an apron…
I stared at Ryou, who was in a PINK apron…
I stared at Ryou, who was in a PINK apron that said 'kiss me, I'm British' on it…..
Ummmm…
He held out a tray to me, and told me to try it. 'It' was a juicy, mustard and ketchup filled chilidog! I quickly grabbed the treat, who can resist the sweet charms of a grease-packed food like a chilidog? When I bit into it however, it tasted like fluff.
Revolting fluffy fluff.
I looked up, and saw the cursed sheep again! And it was making that deafening noise!
And that is where I woke up. Ryou was shaking me, claiming that I was screaming "No! Make it stop!" quite loudly while chewing on my pillow.
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I closed the journal, and put it on the desk. I stood up, planning to go to the kitchen and get a soda when I bumped into Ryou. Why am I always bumping in to him?
"What were you writing?" He asked, clearly curious as to why I had snatched the journal from the desk and hid it behind my back.
"I was writing a letter to Marik" I replied.
"About what?"
"World domination, trash talk about the pharaoh, torture techniques, you know, the usual"
"Oh, do you need a stamp?"
I nod, and he quickly rushes up the stairs to get the stamps. Phew, that was close. I will have to be more careful about where I write these things down. I don't want Ryou reading them and mocking me about it.
I make abee-line for the kitchen and get a coke, chugging the whole can down in two gulps.
Reminds me of the time Marik and I had a drinking contest, I won by half a cup. We used vodka instead of soda though. Much more fun.
I threw the can into the garbage and Ryou returns with a stamp in his hand.
I look at it.
I look at it some more.
I look at Ryou.
I look at it again.
I walk out of the kitchen, into the bathroom, and scream as loud as I can.
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Ryou is confused by his dark's behavior, he was just going to hand Bakura one of the sheep stamps that he got at the post office (it was at a 50 percent discount) and he reacts like this?
'Oh well' Ryou thinks, shrugging the incident off.
Bakura IS a psychopath after all.
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Persony person: Yay! Chapter two is up! Not as good as I thought it would be, but if you like it then encouragement it very much appreciated! Tell me what you think! Andideas or suggestions are welcome as well!
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