"Admit it, Dot. We're lost." Yuri looks at the map he's been following for the past hour. It's been another week since what Yuri lovingly calls 'The Powder Moon"' incident and Yuri decided it would be a good idea to get out of the house, take a few days off and go camping with his girls, Dot and Lona. The only problem? They are all bad at directions... Dot has a bad sense of where north is, Yuri is struggling to read the map and the compass he brought is broken, and Lona is falling asleep on Yuri's shoulder because it's the middle of the day. Now they were alone, on the side of a mountain, with no cell phone servers.

"Yeah… We're lost. Gimme that map." Dot grabs the map from Yuri's hands and looks at it, "Seems like we're over here and the campgrounds are over here." She points to two points on the map which weren't that far apart. It was just a matter of knowing where north was, "We have to goooooo…"

"That way, right?" Yuri points east, struggling to carry a knocked-out Lona.

"Uh… Yeah! That way!" The trio turned to do march east, not realizing they are meant to go north.

"So, you idiots thought it would be a good idea to follow the rising moon in you should have had the setting sun to your left when walking forward?" an irritated Lona said to the guilty pair.

"Yeah…" Yuri rubs the back of his neck.

"But! But! We set up camp right here! In the middle of the woods!" Dot gestures to their hard work setting up the camp with two tents and a lit fire. They even did the old 'tie your food up high in a tree so bears can't eat it' trick.

Lona had to admit, they did a good job. But did she want to give a pat on the back to these idiots that got them lost? No, no she didn't, "Hm."

"That's it?! Just a 'hm'? Does my pain amuse you, moth?!" Dot threw her hands in the air.

"Hey, it's ok." Yuri put a hand on her shoulder, which calmed Dot right down, "Let's make the best of a bad situation. We can eat then play a few games, then we can head to bed if you guys are tired."

"When you say bed, do you mean—"

"Lona, no. Besides, I already promised Dot it was her turn." Gesturing to the Holtaur in question who is giving Lona a smirk.

"Ugh. Fine. But I want morning cuddles."

"That's fine, I like cuddling you anyways. I love your fluff."

"Master Noble! My legs are fluffy!" Dot sticks out one leg to show him, "Look look! Fluffy!"

"This is going to be a long night…" Yuri mumbled to himself.

But not an unfun one. He and the girls had a blast playing Would you Rather (there was one long discussion if you would change your monster species or become human, which the girls were shocked that Yuri would become a girl if it meant becoming a Dragon Monster Girl cause dragons are so cool.), 20 questions (they can confirm Dot only have two brain cells and one is always asleep) and 2 truths 1 lie (they learn Lona hates dragon fruit, which isn't too much of a shock this it's mostly seeds and not much fruit), all of which was a barrel of laughs and discovery. The perfect bonding experience in Yuri's mind. They then had dinner which left kind of awkward because Yuri brought beef hotdogs for himself while the girls were eating fruit salads and Dot was a cow so it was very strange to eat beef around living beef. But that was set aside when Dot asked for a hotdog herself. A very specific hotdog. That was the cue to head to bed.

However, something felt off. Yuri thought they were being watched but Lona didn't seem to be bothered and she's the one that has really good senses, so Yuri trust that they would be ok, but he couldn't shake the feeling off. At least he had Dot to distract him from it, which is why they brough two tents. After they were done, they lay next to each other, Do cuddling up to Yuri while Yuri's mind was elsewhere. Dot noticed this rather quickly, despite her two brain cells, "Hey, you ok boo?"

"Hm? Oh yeah yeah, I'm fine. Just… Worried."

"About what?"

"I don't know, just general anxiety, I think. It happens."

"Oh." Dot paused, "You know, I'm having some anxiety myself."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah… I'm worried about becoming a mom."

"Yeah?"

"All the other girls say it's very easy for us monsters, but I don't know. It's weird, we're not totally like humans."

"No, I get it. After you arrived at my door, I've been reading all I could about monster girls."

"Hm?"

"Yeah. However, it was too late went I read the section on what happens when a holstaur sees red."

"Heh, oops. Sorry about that."

"Hey it's fine, you weren't totally in control anyways."

"Hm." Dot snuggles up closer, "You're very tense."

"Yeah…"

"Try and sleep."

"Ok." And without another word, the two start to drift off into sleep land.

Snap! Yuri opens his eyes suddenly. Something is out there, he knew it. Glancing over at Dot, who was still sound asleep, Yuri signed and started to move her arms so he could go check out the noise. Dot did stir a little, but Yuri thought fast and pat her head, causing her to fall right back asleep. Freed from the cow girl, Yuri exited the tent and looked around the camp to find where that noise came from. He saw that Lona still has her light on in her tent, probably playing games or others by herself to pass the time, being nocturnal and all. Maybe it was nothing.

Snap! Yuri whipped his head around behind him towards the dark woods. Something was out there, he was sure of it, but what? Armed with a stick, Yuri wanders into the woods, looking out for whatever was wandering with him. But as soon as he was about 10 feet from camp… Gah! Someone was gagging him! Yuri struggled to get the gag off but he found his hands were pinned but something… Leathery? scaley? Definitely scaley. Whatever it was, it keeps on coiling around him as he struggles. Then, a voice, "Shhhhhh… Relax… Let this happen." A silky finger brushes up against his chin, guiding him to look behind him. Standing there was an elven-looking woman, long hair and piercing eyes peer back, "Don't struggle, don't fight it. You'll joy it." Yuri pressed up again the topless woman, staring into her eyes, realizing what was happening. He was snared by a Lamia. This could only lead to trouble.

Lona sat up in her tent, her antennas twitching. Something was off. She was busy with her crossword puzzle for a while ("The suit of the queen in Alice in Wonderland"? She never read the book and surely Dot won't know.) when she noticed Yuri's light leaving camp. That's fine, he's probably going to pee or something. But his light was going dimmer and dimmer like it was getting further and further away. Something was wrong. Lona exited the tent and walked over to the other where she saw Dot taking all of the bed space in the tent. Lona rolled her eyes and kicked Dot who gave out a yelp but was awake, "What the heck Lona!?"

"Have you seen Yuri?"

"Yeah, he's right—" But she gestured at nothing, "Oh…"

"I saw him leave a bit ago, probably going to relieve himself, but his light is getting further and further away."

"You think something happened to him?"

"I believe so."

"Well, what are we sitting around for!?" Dot got up and ran out of the tent, dragging Lona out, "Lead the way!"

Yuri was in a bit of a pickle. For one, the steamy sex he had with this Lamia, who he found out was named Setex, was quite pleasurable and her whispers were very stimulating, he was still in her death coil being held in place while she slept. This was a problem for many reasons but the primary of which is what's going to happen once she has her kids. From what he read, when the babies are born, the Lamia eats the husband. Now, granted, this is only if the Lamia hasn't unlocked the deep and passionate love inside, but from what he could gather from her whispers, she enjoyed eating human men and it wasn't a surveil thing or a lack of love thing. So he was stuck and potentially an anniversary dinner.

Luckily, he wasn't camping alone. Yuri knew that so as long as he sat tight and not struggled, the girls would come and save him. Yuri just hoped it's quickly. He really didn't want to be snake chow.

Dot wasn't fast and she knew it. She tried running but got tired, and walking was equailly as tiring. She was attempted to drink some of her own milk to get a boost, but that required undressing and they needed to find Master Yuri now. It's a good thing Lona can fly because this hike uphill isn't fun. Dot sat down on a rock, catching her breath, "Lona… I—I can't—I need a break."

Lona flew down to Dot, "But we need to hurry!"

"I know! I know… Hmmm…" A light bulb went off in her head, as her two brain cells rubbed against each other lighting the spark, "Lona, can you find me something red?"

"What, why?"

"I have an idea. If something dangerous has Master, I think I can fight it, but I need to be shown something red."

Lona looked around and spotted a rose brush. She flew over and plucked a rose and brought it to Dot, "Will this due?" Dot's eyes widen at the sight of the flower. Her heart started to pound, her breathing became heavy, and her legs started to tremble. Red was the color of lust and desire for her and she needed to satisfy that thirst right away! And she knows where to go for that. With a battle cry, Dot charged up the hill towards where Yuri was, as Lona watched with disbelief, "Well that's one way to get her moving," And started to fly alongside her, "though I deserve to be cuddle next."

Crash! Dot bashed down the door to the cave, waking Setex and Yuri, "Maaaaaster~!" Dot called, "I would like another hotdog~!"

"What? You have a wife?!" Setex accused.

"Technically speaking, I have two girlfriends."

"Why you…" Setex's grip on Yuri tightens, causing him to gasp. Bad move, as Dot sees this and charges at Setex, using her horns and trying and stab her. Setex dodges but had to let go of Yuri, "I'll deal with you later."

While the cow and snake duke it out, Yuri glances over and sees Lona flagging him over to a place of hiding. Yuri runs over and hides, "How did you guys find me?"

"We have our ways." Lona glances over at Dot who seems to be winning, "Some more violent than others."

"I see." Yuri snuggles up to Lona's fluff, "Hmmmm. This is better."

"Y-Yuri! Not now."

"But you're so fluffy and full of love."

"Yuri…" Lona couldn't lie, she did want cuddles and Yuri was right here, "Ok, just a little bit."

Meanwhile, during this cute scene, Dot and Setex were going ham. A slash, and charge, a tail whip, and a tail bash, the two were evenly matched. Dot was tired, horny, and just overall tired of this snake that tried to steal her man. Setex couldn't believe a tasty morel such as Yuri would want a monster wife such as this horny cow when he had options like herself. And two told each other so.

"Well, at least I'm actually loved by him." Dot shot back, "You had to kidnap him."

"At least I take charge, you are on his whim." That stung, and Dot couldn't deny that fact, but the shots kept coming, "Don't you wish you could take him by the cock and just use him for your benefit and pleasure?"

"No! I'm not as dead inside as you! I love his love!"

"Please. Humans exist to support the monster girl races, and for my people, duel serves as food. Humans are beneath us, Holtaur. Why bother pleasuring them?"

"You're wrong! Humans are great! And I think we are equal, right Yuri?" Dot looks to where Yuri was but sees he's not there.

"What?!" The two said. Just then, just behind a rock, a pair of wings rise and flutters a bit, as moans and gasps are heard behind. Dot and Setex look to each other and walk (or slither) towards behind the rock. There, they see Lona and Yuri, Yuri snuggled up to Lona kissing her neck while Lona is on cloud 9, "YURI!" The girls yell out and Lona and Yuri jump and look up at the heartbroken snake and cow.

"Oh hey. You guys stopped fighting?" Yuri asks.

"Yes, we did, but how could you!?" Dot complained, "I wanted sex."

"This isn't sex." Lona explained.

"What?"

"This is our form of cuddling." She continued.

Dot looked on with disbelief while Yuri laughs and gets up, "So! Setex. Against my better judgment and will to live, I'm offering you my house as a place to stay since… You know. You got a house, food, friends. As long as you're civil with these two, you can stay for as long as you like."

Setex was skeptical of this offer, but if it means staying with Yuri to soon munch on that man flesh to replenish her energy, all worth it, "Hm, what do you gain from this?"

"Nothing. I just ask that you get a job so you can help pay for utilizes. Dot works at the farmer's market and Lona can only work night shifts." The respective monsters nod while Dot clings to Yuri.

"Hm… Fine! I'll play in your little house." Setex slithers out of the cave and towards camp. The others follow.

Yuri breathes a sigh of relief, "Glad we cleared that up."

"And another girl lives at the house." Lona comments.

"Master!" Dot whined, "Can you 'cuddle' with me?"

Yuri just sighed, "Ok…"

"Yay!"