"Alright girls!" Dot clapped her hands to get the attention of the moth and snake in the living room. It was a few days after the camping incident and Setex started to live at the house, "I called this meeting to discuss the topic of Master Yuri Noble."

"What is there to discuss?" Setex asks.

"Well, it would seem Master has a thing for poly relationships. So, I developed a hierarchy for us for who has the highest priority with Yuri!" Dot pulls out a triangle on a bit of poster board, with three faces. on them, Dot at the top, Lona in the middle, and Setex at the bottom.

"Hey, why do I have lines over my head?" Setex asks, pointing at the waves over her face.

"Because you're stinky." Dot stuck her tongue out at Setex, which got a pillow thrown at her face, "Anyways. I'm on top because I'm Yuri's favorite—" And another pillow hits Dot's face.

"No! Don't assume you're the favorite!"

"Why not? It's not like you care."

"I care for my own reasons!"

The two of them stare daggers into each other while Lona is doing her best to stay awake. It's the middle of the day and she would be taking a nap by now, but Dot insisted on this meeting. At least she's not at the bottom of this triangle.

Just then, the three of them hear the front door open, "I'm home."

"Master Yuri!" Dot comes charging towards Yuri and gives him a hug.

"Mr. Noble." Setex greeted.

Lona walks over and waves, yawning in the process.

"Master Yuri! Who's your favorite?"

"What?"

"If you had to choose between the three of us, who's your favorite?"

"Uh…"

"Between me, the best wife you could ever have, Setex, the worst wife you could ever have,"

"Hey!" Dot ignored Setex,

"Or Lona, well… She's just Lona."

Yuri looked over his options. The big bust Dot, the cold-blooded but take charge Setex, or the very fluffy Lona, "Well… There is no contest." Dot and Setex look like they know the answer but Yuri then walked past them and goes over to hug Lona, snuggling up to her fluff, "I like Lona the most."

"WHAT?" Both their hearts were shattered into a million pieces.

"Hm? Oh, yay cuddles." Lona hugs Yuri back.

"What—What… WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T?!" Dot tearfully asks.

Yuri looks back at the broken Dot and the pissed-off Setex, "Isn't it obvious? I like cuddling up to fluff."

"Yuri… I'm tired. Can we cuddle in bed?" Lona asks.

"Sure." Yuri wanted a nap anyways. Work was taking its toll and he wants to sleep. He guides the tired moth up the stairs, but before he gets too far, calls to Dot over his shoulder, "You can cook dinner, right?" Dot, tears falling from her face, puts a thumbs up, "Cool thanks, Dot." And the two lovers head to the bedroom, hopefully just for cuddles and sleep.

Meanwhile, the Lamia and Holstaur look at each other with disbelief in their eyes, then, both had a spark, and ideas flowed into their heads, "Yeah… I'm going to go cook dinner now." Dot wandered backward, smiling devilishly.

Setex smiles the same, "Yeah… I'm going to go watch some TV…"

The two walked away from each other, ideas brewing in their heads. If Dot wants to be number one and if Setex wants to make sure she gets that man flesh, they both have to do one thing: Become fluffy.


What a nap Yuri and Lona had. There were many cuddles, kisses, and just enjoying each other's company. Yeah, sex was great, but being truly in love was greater. Yuri did feel bad for having to choose Lona over the others though, and he told Lona as much. Lona simply hugged him and said, "Setex will get over it. Dot, you're going to need to make it up to her through sex but she'll get over it too, don't worry."

"Yeah, I hope so." The duo head down the stairs and to the dining table, waiting for whatever Dot made for everyone. Eventually, Dot did come by with a plate of white cheese sauce pasta for Yuri, "Aw thanks Dot—What the hell are you wearing?"

Dot appeared more of a Weresheep if it wasn't for her breast size. She had a wool jacket, wool gloves, even wool stocking, which threw Yuri off guard, "Oh you know… I'm very fluffy now, Master."

"Wha—" but before he could question further, Yuri heard a cough. Looking towards the cough, Yuri saw Setex, "Oh no, not you too."

Setex too had wool: a large tube of it crocheted together like one big sock for her snake half. It looked like it took a lot of time to make, "I hope this form is more… Acceptable, Mr. Noble."

"Ok! Someone explain to me why you two are wearing wool?"

"You said you liked fluffy."

"And now we're fluffy!" Dot exclaimed.

"Enough!" Yuri got up and slammed his hand on the table to get everyone's attention, "What brought this on all of a sudden? First, the favorites thing, now this? What's gotten into you?"

Dot looks down at her hooves in shame, Setex rubs the back of her neck while blushing. Lona, noticing the scene, speaks up, "While you were at work, Dot wanted to make a hierarchy so we know who's a priority when it comes to spending time with you."

Yuri rubs his temples and looks to the two woolified monsters, "Is that what all this is about?" Dot nods, Setex shrugs, "Well…" Yuri grabs Dot, Setex, and Lona into one big hug, "I love you all equally, and I love certain aspects of one another. Dot, it's your bouncy chest, I love to use them as pillows." Dot blushes, "Lona, it's your fluff, love you cuddle you." Lona smiles, "And Setex, it's your powerful grip on me, makes me feel secure." Setex rolls her eyes, but appreciates the compliment, "I love you three so much, and I won't have life any other way." And three girls hug Yuri back, not saying it, but basically saying what Yuri thinks their reply would be,

'We love you too.'

"Now!" Yuri dips out of the hug and grabs the plate of pasta, "How about we eat dinner and watch a movie."

"Yay!" Dot bounced up and down.

"I want to watch The Girl and the Moon again," Lona asks.

"Just don't use my hair as a tissue again, Lona." Setex warns her.

Yuri just laughs, "I love you guys." Sometime later, as they are walking the movie, something crosses Yuri's mind, "Hey, where did you guys get the wool anyways?"


Somewhere in town, a weresheep and a butcher are in the back of the store, the butcher doing his best to escape his sexy fate, while the weresheep is more than happy to toy with her new husband, "Oh honey…~ You're not going anywhere." With a scream and his nails digging into the wooden floor, the back door closes and the sounds of sex could be heard from a block away.