Here is a new chapter you poor persons. I have been so devoid of any desire to write lately, but I should be writing new chapters every week since my 'plot' ehe..ideas are all gathered now.
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While walking back to the Gryffindor common room, Jenny could have sworn she heard something.
"Huh….I could have sworn I heard something…" She said as she peered around the corner.
"Nonsense, this is ridiculous. Why are we doing this again?" Asked a timid voice.
"SSSHHH! Quiet, we can't have anyone see us." Replied another voice, "Plus….IT IS NOT RIDICULOUS! This is life. This is what we do." He added.
The timid one sighed and said, "Some life."
The figures passed by the dark hallway that Jenny was hiding in.
She had to hold a hand to her mouth to keep from gasping.
They scuttled past.
"I really don't see why we're-"
"SSSHHHH! Well, that's why I'm me and you're you. Isn't it?"
"Wait, what? That doesn't make sense."
The voices faded as they finally turned the corner.
Jenny started breathing again and then squealed so loud that a nearby mirror cracked.
"Darn…seven more years of bad luck."
Jumping up and down, Jenny turned back and forth toward the kitchen and toward the direction that the rats went.
What should she do?
Go tell the others or see what her rats were doing?
Too easy.
She catapulted in the direction that the rats went.
While those three are walking up the many many many many steps to the very tippy-top of Hogwarts, I shall tell you a short story to pass the time.
I mean, you don't want me to narrate them walking up stairs for almost countless hours, do you?
Of course not.
So, here is a story about Severus Snape.
Severus- What?
Severus Snape was never a happy child.
Severus- Why are you doing this?
He never had any friends to play with and nothing to do.
Severus- What? I had friends.
Really? Did you really?
Severus- Yes. Yes I did.
I don't think so, Severus. You never had any friends because you always stayed locked up in your library pouring over potions books because that was the only thing that you were good at.
Severus- That's not true! I was a very good student and made top grades.
Poor, poor Severus. Look at how he squirms under our scrutinous gaze.
Severus- I am NOT squirming!
I believe you are.
Severus- Why are you-
Do you play croquet?
Severus- ….What has that got to do with anything?
(grabs a flamingo and a green hamster that bites me)
OUCH!
The hamster is quickly smote.
Severus- That was unnecessary.
I don't think that you have a say in this.
Severus- …
Now, do you want to play croquet or do I have to tell the story of your childhood?
Severus- (sigh) You don't even know my childhood.
I know everything.
Severus- ………You scare me……
Thank you.
So, croquet?
Severus- (sigh) Don't you have to get back to narrating the story?
Oh, poop. They've reached the top. (points to Severus menacingly) I will return.
Severus- Oh, I'm shaking in my knickers.
You wear knickers? (goes online to a Severus-fan blog)
Sorry folks, he's not a commando.
Severus-fans- Awwwwww
Non-Severus-fans- EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW! BAD IMAGE!
Severus- (goes to hide in his room from stampeding fans wanting him to be a commando)
Okie dokie. Remember leetle cheeldrrrens, nevarrll ask yer parents volt commando ees. Yees.
Alright then, back to my normal accent.
Where were we?
Oh yes, they had just reached their destination.
BUT EVERYTHING SUDDENLY SPONTANIOUSLY COMBUSTED!
And everyone died except the Italian house elf.
The end.
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA! AHAHAHAHAA! AHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA! AHA! AAHAHAHAHAAAA! AHAHA- (is shot)
Hello, I am the new narrator.
Ignore what just happened.
Creeping up the last stair and trying not to pant too loud, Jenny peered around the corner.
Her rats were setting up for some sort of party.
"Here, put this up there….dang this is hard when you're a rat…" Muttered the rat that she recognized as Moody.
"Then why don't we just change?" Asked the timid one she recognized as Syrus.
Moody sighed, "Because smart-one, someone might see us."
"All the way up here? No one even comes up here." Syrus said as he lifted up to tape part of a banner on the wall.
It was becoming increasingly difficult for Jenny not to laugh. Her rat's voices were so funny!
They sounded all squeaky.
With a hilarious squeak, Syrus very nearly lost his balance on the ladder.
"That's it! I am not going to die from falling off a ladder." And then he turned into the human Syrus.
Jenny's eyes got wide.
She had to stuff her fist in her mouth to stop from squealing/gasping/or any other noise that she might have made otherwise.
Moody rolled his eyes and changed as well.
Jenny was hyperventilating.
"Geez, what if someone sees us now, genius?" Zuko remarked as he taped up his side of the banner.
Syrus just shrugged.
"It's better than dieing."
It now being physically impossible to breath, Jenny silently crawled back down the stairs and dashed into an old classroom.
Now being able to breathe, and cough because of the dust, she started jumping up and down again.
That wasn't very smart.
The floor collapsed.
"This isn't my daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!" Jenny yelled as she fell through the floor and into some sort of chute.
Panting, and sliding quickly down the narrow chute, Jenny remarked "Well, this isn't so bad."
It was then that a pair of underwear fell on her head.
"Ew…ew…ew…ew…ew…ew…ew…ew…ew…ew…ew…ewwwwwwww" Jenny chanted as she picked the underwear off her head and threw it below her, it was now falling faster than she was so she didn't have to worry about it anymore.
"Huh…this is much better than walking down all those stairs." She said, and then a blur of colors was the only thing in her vision as she felt herself dropping off the chute and into something soft.
She lifted her head.
"GROSS! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" She screamed as she jumped out of the giant pile of dirty clothes.
"I don't think that that was a slide, Jenny." Jennifer remarked from the couch.
A house elf picked a dirty sock from off of Jenny's shoulder and wheeled the cart away with the help of seven other house elves.
She was back in the kitchen.
Then everything came back to her in a rush.
"MYRATSAREANIMAGIANDGUESSWHOTHEYARETHEYARESYRUSTHEREALSYRUSANDMOODYISZUKOTHEREALZUKOANDITSJUSTSOCOOLITHINKIMGONNADIE!" She yelled.
Then collapsed on the empty chair and tried to catch her breath.
Taking a moment to let it soak in, Stacey gasped as well and started jumping up and down.
"SYRUS AND ZUKO! SYRUS AND ZUKO! SYRUS AND ZUKO!" She chanted in a sing-song voice, soon joined in by Jenny.
They paraded around the room, skipping and quickly losing their breath.
Kathryn grabbed their shoulders and pushed them down on the couch.
"Get a grip! Goodness, you're both going to kill yourselves. BREATH!" She yelled as they both giggled and started to catch their breath.
The others put down their tea or other beverage and focused on the hyperventilating two.
"Now, explain what you were so hyped up about." Kathryn said when they had caught their breath.
"Yeah, who is Zuko and Syrus?" Maureen asked.
"Yes, who are they?" Morgan added.
"Wait, did I hear you say animangi?" Bradley remarked.
Jenny nodded, "My rats! My rats are Zuko and Syrus!"
Kathryn's eyes got big with understanding.
Everyone else was clueless.
"Zuko? Fire bender from the Nickelodeon show Avatar the Last Airbender?" Stacey asked, trying to explain who they were.
"And Syrus, adorable blue-haired boy from Yu-gi-oh GX?" Jenny added.
"oh!" Chorused around the room.
"THEY'RE YOUR RATS!"
Jenny beamed and nodded.
Hey! Why don't we go crash their party?" Suggested Maureen after Jenny explained what she saw.
"Maybe they'll have food!"
"I like food."
"Me too."
"I like cheese."
"Yes. Cheese is good."
"I vote we go!"
"I vote cheese!"
"Yes! Let's all go."
Jenny shrugged, a party might be fun.
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Hope you liked this chappy.