Yay! Two chapters in one week. I feel so proud of myself.
Disclaimer: Where has all the nothing gone? Why, it's in myorigional...things... box. None of the owls mentioned in this chapter are mine...or the house elves...aaaaand...yes, I believe that is all that I mention in this chapter. oh! And the Hogwarts stairs.
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"Cheese, cheese, cheese! Everybody's gotta love cheese! Get's yer noodle a-goin'." Sang Stacey and Bradley as they all tracked up the seemingly endless stairwell.
"You can't sing that!" Snapped Morgan as she pulled on the words from the previous paragraph.
Stacey and Bradley shrugged, "Why not?"
Morgan rolled her eyes as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, "Because you already sang that! It's against the rules."
"What rules?" Everyone chorused.
Morgan looked skeptical, "The rules in the Books of Everything!"
Everyone gasped, how could they have possibly forgotten?
Taking a detour to Asmallcityinaplacethatnooneknowsaboutandcannotpronounce, where they paid tribute to the almighty Books of Everything in their high, golden thrones of ultimate power.
"Forgive us almighty Books of Everything."
"We are but humble crumbs in your mighty soup."
"We are but tiny fleas in your ultimate universe."
"Please do not punish us oh great ones, our brains are tiny and crave your ultimate knowledge."
"Do not starve us of your mighty rules of powerfulness!"
The books of everything-
Book of Everything Vol. 4- Ahem.
OH! So sorry, almighty one.
The Books of Everything contemplated their plea, stroking their powerful chins of power with their invisible stick arms of invisibleness.
"Yes, we shall not shun you. Now go away so that we may watch Dragon Tales." The Book of Everything Vol. 1 said in his powerful, echoing voice of mightiness.
The nine bowed out, and returned to the stairwell in exactly 3 seconds.
"Um…how come we could go to a foreign country that no one knows about in three seconds and we can't even climb visibly endless stairs in ten hours?" Jennifer asked as they all climbed the eleventy-eleventh staircase.
All that she got was a shrug, because that is all that I am going to let them do; because I am the narrator and I am in charge of these things.
SO DON'T QUESTION ME!
"uh…"
"Who was questioning?"
"Yeah, what's your problem?"
I have no problem. (twitch)
"AHA!" Bradley screamed as she points.
What? Whatja- I didn't flinch…eheh…yeah I- I didn't ….What are you implying?
"AHA!" They all now say.
I have all the power, you know. I can kill all of you off.
"NO! Don't do that…we'll….we'll be good."
"Yes, like little lambs."
"DON'T SPEAR ME!"
"I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"
Alright, alright. Geez. I won't kill you all.
"Phew."
"Good."
"I like cheese."
Alright, now that that is over with.
Ahem, since that was going on the 9 friends found themselves at the top of the stairs.
"Huh, well that was easy." Kimmie said as they all started to take in their surroundings.
"Ssssshhh!" Kathryn shushed as she heard the dull pounding of music.
As quietly as they could, they all crept toward the door and somehow all peered in.
It was a perfectly normal party, except for the fact that all of them were animals, there was music, decorations, food, and everyone was either dancing or eating.
"Oh yum. Food." Maureen said as she spied the table.
"OOH YAY! I love party food." Added Jennifer as they both stepped into the room and made a beeline for the food table.
None of the animals noticed, most of the ones dancing were rats and occasionally there was an owl bobbing its head to the music.
They were guessed to either be friendly or vegan.
Shrugging, the other friends came into the room.
Since two of them were already over at the food table, the rest joined them.
Then the song changed.
Stacey and Bradley turned to each other with a mischievous look as they quickly recognized the song.
Kathryn slapped a hand to her forehead.
As if she hasn't overheard this song at least a thousand times.
I was once a boogy singer-er
Playin' in a rockin' roll ba-aand!
After Stacey, Bradley, and Maureen started dancing Kimmie, Morgan and Jennifer joined in.
Shaking their heads, Isabel, Jenny and Kathryn stayed by the food cart.
They had some really good punch.
There were three different bowls and they were sure not to touch the ones with curious odors.
After the song finished one of Jenny's rats (which she and several other of the friends recognized as Syrus) walked, obviously drunk, up to the stage and picked up a mini microphone which….somehow….worked…….
"Tzzhank yau awl fo commingga. Ah…ah luvvs yau guyzz an…(hic)…an ah juss wan'ed t' szay dat…(hic) ah…-"
But what was that?
A crash!
"MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!" Yelled a mad voice from the window, which was quickly chorused by several tiny voices behind it.
Syrus squinted at them from the stage, "Whoozzat? Eh? Com't da partay? (hic)"
All eyes turned toward the window, and in it was perched…
CRAZY MANIAC BIRDS!
Dun dun duuuuuunnn
And they had glass eyes that glowed and had x-ray vision.
"MWUAHAHAHA! I have a glass eye and you don't!"
"You don't!" Chorused the blackbirds behind the leader-bird crazy thing.
"And I think it's eating time. Ehehehehehehehe." Chuckled the evil blackbird with the creepy glass eye.
The rats scattered in a panic, but since they were drunk, most ended up in the punch bowl with the mysterious odor.
But wait? What was that strange noise?
Kimmie jumped aside from the spot that she had been currently standing, the ground was coming up.
What was that about?
Before anyone could answer that question themselves, a fuzzy brown head poked out from the hole.
And even more from other holes.
"This ain't the ah'mory." One of the moles remarked.
Jennifer tapped her chin, "Huh…could have sworn I've heard that line somewhere before…."
Kimmie turned to her and just stared.
Jennifer shrugged.
"Two pairsssseeeess." A snake hissed from the corner, "And I ssssshall raissssse you thisssss Evee pokémon cardssseees."
The nine turned to them.
What now?
"Snakes playing poker?" Maureen asked, "What next?"
Conveniently, a ball of bouncing fur found its way into the room and bounced off the walls like a pinball.
Isabel caught it in her hands and found that it was a squirrel.
"Hehe.Ilovecoffecoffeeisgoodandilikeitdoyoulikeitcauseyoushouldbecausecoffeeisgoodandeveryoneshoulddreinkcoffeeeverydayandeveryyearandeveryminuteofeverydayandthereforeeveryyearandthatwouldbegoodforthembecausecoffeeisgoodandilovecoffee.hehe." The squirrel chattered really fast, and then smiled.
Isabel raised an eyebrow.
"Ok, I think that it would be really wise to call it a day." Kathryn said as she quickly turned and hurried out the door.
The others agreed and turned to leave before anything else really weird would happen.
"Hey! Hey, b-but wait!" The insane crow with the glass eye whined, "I haven't even done anything really crazy yet!"
The nine ignored him.
Jenny quickly plucked Moody from the rim of the curious-smelling punch bowl and Syrus from the floor of the stage.
Oh, yeah. That was certainly a productive evening.
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Did you enjoy this drabble? I was extremely bored and didn't really know what I was writing most of the time...sooo...yes.