Hello dear readers and reviewers. Sorry for the delay. I had a research project and now I have a speech to write. Yippee. Well, I wanted to do something that would provide me with, in my mind, a suitible excuse to shirk writing my speech. So, I give you, a short, chapter nine!

Disclaimer: Except for my friends and I, as far as I am aware, all belongs to J. K. Rowling.

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"Hello everyone!" Stacey says as she waves.

"We thought that this story was focusing too much on some of us while the others were left in the dark." Bradley adds.

"So, we have come up with an idea." Pipes in Morgan.

"Every now and again we are going to interrupt, sort of, the story and have a 'circle time'-" Kathryn was interrupted.

"Circle time? What kind of a name is that?" Wailed Jenny, "That sucks!"

"Yeah! I totally agree." Said Jennifer from her chair close to the kitchen's fireplace.

Kimmie, Isabel, and Maureen nod their heads in agreement.

Kathryn sighs impatiently, "Then what should we call it?"

Most everyone look to the floor in thought.

What could they call it?

"What about we leave it undecided and get the reviewers ideas?" Suggested Isabel, thinking ahead about how much time this conversation could take up.

Everyone nodded; it would have ended up undecided anyway.

"This is boring. I'm bored. Why is this story still going on anyway?" Stacey asked as she pouted on the couch.

Kathryn shoved her and gave her a poke.

"Stop being a baby! You know very well why this story is still going on, we need to do something so that we can go home. We came here on purpose." Kathryn reasoned.

Kimmie nodded in understanding, they had to be there on purpose. Why else would they have suddenly appeared there?

Somewhere on a dark and sinester mountain, covered with dark and sinester clouds that cracked and rumbled with dark and sinester thunder, a plot's laughter rumbled across the hills, over the river, and through the woods to Hogwarts castle (a/n: we go! tehe. ahem, yes moving on).

The torches flickered in the kitchens, a harsh wind whipped and battered at the windows.

Stacey had started biting her nails, a nervous habit.

Kathryn was absolutely still, clutching her knees and trying not to make her teeth chatter.

Maureen was sipping on her tea calmly.

Isabel remarked, "Hm. Looks like a storm."

Jenny picked at the couch while glancing nervously at the door to the kitchens, expecting a tall guy with dark and indiscernible features in a trench coat to come in and hack them all to pieces with a rusty knife-spoon.

Gollum- What's knife-spoon, precious? What's knife-spoon, eh?

"Go away! You aren't supposed to be here. Wingardium leviosa!" Yelled Kathryn as she pointed her finger at Gollum.

He disappeared.

"Huh. That was easy." She remarked as she put her finger away (a/n: she doesn't keep a dismembered finger in her pocket you ninnies.)

Everyone stared at Kathryn with their mouths open in confusion.

"That's a levitating charm you bayou boob!" Stacey yelled.

"Yes! That shouldn't have made him disappear." Isabel stated with a perplexed look.

"And you don't even have a wand!" Jenny added indignantly.

No one else had been able to do magic.

Kimmie shared a shrug with Jennifer and Maureen; this certainly wasn't weird enough to confuse them.

"Hey, did no one else hear that evil cackling earlier?" Jenny asked curiously as she noticed the wind was still battering at the windows and the torch lights were still flickering.

Everyone recalled except for Jennifer and Maureen, they hadn't really noticed it because it wasn't a very significant happening in their minds, heads, and their brains too.

Just then, the door to the kitchens burst open.

The nine gasped.

"OH NO!" Bradley screamed, "My fears have manifested themselves into flesh!"

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

(annoying newscaster music)

Announcer guy- We interrupt this program to bring you an important announcement. This is urgent. Call your family and loved ones to inform them. This must be spread to all around the world. It is imperative that this be known.

Ok, John? Ready with live footage.

John takes over- Thank you, Tom. We're here live at this dilapidated old building (a/n: Hogwarts, muggles can't see it remember) where just two hours ago these terrifying flying-

Me- I sense a potential cliffie. I think that I shall leave you to wonder…MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Annoying announcer at the beginning of every comic-show-thing- What was the rest of John's message to the world? What are the terrifying flying things? Will John be devoured by the flying things a sacrifice for the good of mankind?

John- w-what?

Find out on the next episode of …The Insane World of Harry Potter…Two! (echoes)

(cheesy hero music)

John- Wait! What was that about sacrifice? … Hello? …Is….anyone there? …..hellooo…

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(evil laugh that never ends)

I shall be posting another chappy tomorrow...or maybe tonight. I usually can't stand leaving cliffies hanging for too long.