Hey there curious readers. Here is the next chappy.
Disclaimer: Except for my friends and I, as far as I am aware, everything belongs to J. K. Rowling.
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"MWUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!" The evil, terrifying, flying things cackled. "Soon, your world and the universe will be under our control! MWUAHAHAHAHA! AHAHA- ag! (cough cough) (hack) –AHAHAHAA! (cough) Aha."
"Wait a second…" Isabel said as she looked the flying things over, "Aren't you supposed to be grey?"
"Uh…well technically yes, but…I mean…Come on that would just be gross." The leader of the flying things said, you could tell he was leader because he had a crown on his…uh…where his head would be.
Want to know what the flying things are?
You & a bunch of random knights- YES ALREADY!
The truth is, they are…
"BRAINS!" Screamed Bradley as she hid behind the couch, crouching while rocking back in forth and holding her head.
The brains started laughing again in triumph.
"Yeeess…yeeess, soon the world will be ours!" Yelled the leader-brain triumphantly, "Commence with the plan!"
The eight, excluding the traumatized Bradley, shared a confused look.
What was their plan to take over the world?
They soon found out.
Not long after the leader brain said this order, the other brains (and himself) started sending out vibrating blue waves that rippled throughout the room.
The waves moved through the walls, down hallways, up and down stairs, into rooms, permeating the castle.
It didn't take long for the whole world to be completely immersed.
The brains sighed tiredly as they lost altitude, only able to hover a few inches above the floor.
"When we get our strength back, fellow brains, we shall drench our hypnotic power all over the universe! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! AHAHA! AHAA! AHAHAHAHAAAA! AHA! Ah- (cough) (hack)" Yelled the leader-brain.
The other brains laughed with him in triumph.
"Uh…what was that?" Maureen asked.
The brains immediately stopped laughing.
"What…did…you…say?" The leader-brain asked.
Maureen shrugged, "I just asked what you brain-things did. What was all that blue stuff?"
The brains drew themselves up and started talking to each other loudly.
"How did it not work?"
"Does it not affect those on this planet?"
"Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor?"
"SILENCE!" Yelled the leader-brain, "Huddle-up."
The brains all turned from the nine friends, Bradley had come out from behind the couch, and began to whisper furiously.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I WAS FLASHED BY CEREBELUMS!" Screamed Bradley as she returned behind the couch.
Before the eight could even share an incredulous look, the brains turned back from their huddle and the leader-brain proclaimed, "We have decided that you were unaffected by our hypnotic waves of power because you have no brain waves for us to control. Either that or you are not from this dimension. Pssh. Yeah right, that's impossible."
The other brains chuckled.
The nine, Bradley again emerged, shared a look.
"So, we have decided that in order to take over the universe, you have to diiiieeee." The leader-brain said ominously and low, a shadow crossed over his face.
Bradley screamed a scream worthy of a horror movie and held her face in her hands.
It seemed too funny for Maureen, she fell over the couch laughing.
One of the brains turned to her quickly.
"You! Why do you laugh?"
Holding her sides and trying to speak, Maureen answered, "B-because…you…AHA! You're b-brains…and- HAHAHA! You can't pick anything up let alone k-kill us! AHAHAHAHAAA! Plus…the situation is hilarious! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!" She fell back on the couch and continued to laugh.
She immediately stopped laughing as nine knives slowly flew from the kitchen.
"Oh?" Said the leader-brain, the shadow on him and the other brains growing darker and more sinister.
Morgan eeped and rolled under the couch.
A knife pointed at all of their throats (except Morgan).
They had all moved side-by-side in front of the brains.
The brains chuckled ominously as the camera pans from the brains to the eight.
The camera pans to each of their faces, fearful, and then they quickly turned determined.
(Insert upbeat butt-kicking music)
Eyebrows creased, mouths frowned and formed tight lines.
They all nodded to each other as one.
Every other person back-flipped, then the ones left back-flipped as well and landed in front of the first ones; landing on their feet then crouching in a defensive position.
The first back-flippers stood in ninja positions; they all were now in Matrix clothing.
Black pants, white tops, and very cool black sunglasses.
"Bring it on, brains."
Using their telepathy to move the knives, the brains quickly pointed them at the eight and threw them viciously.
The four in the front (Kimmie, Isabel, Jenny, and Jennifer) all easily rolled, in slow motion, out of the way.
The four in the back (Bradley, Stacey, Kathryn, and Maureen) all bent in slow motion to the floor, avoiding the knives, then came right back up.
The knives clunked into the wall, sticking at least four inches in.
The eight struck poses worthy enough to make the Ginyu force impressed (a/n: DBZ reference. Sorry if you don't know who the Ginyu force is).
"We have underestimated you. You shall meet us again when we have gained our full strength, and your demise will come out quite different than today." The leader-brain ended.
The disappeared.
Everyone's clothes had returned to normal.
"Where do you think they went?" Jennifer asked.
Everyone shrugged.
"I think I know!" Said a muffled voice from under the couch.
Morgan crawled out from under the couch, "I bet they went to Jamaica."
"Why do you think that?" Isabel asked, "There a plenty of places that they might want to go. Like Washington, or Paris, or New York."
Morgan shrugged, "Well, since they're so smart, I would think that they would try to not go to a smart place."
"What's that supposed to mean!" Yelled everyone.
"Not that Jamaica's stupid or anything, it's just that that's where Rum is from….geez." Morgan explained.
"Oh..ok then."
Everyone backed off.
"Let's go to Dumbledore's office, we need to tell him about this." Kathryn reasoned as she started to head toward the door.
"Yes! Good idea."
"I forgot about Dumbledore."
"Brilliant! Let's go."
Everyone hurried out the door and started heading toward his office.
Something was amiss.
A few students were meandering about the halls without any purpose.
They were bumping into walls and drooling on the floors and tripping on their own feet and then trying to walk while still on the floor.
It was a mess.
"What happened to them?" Jennifer asked as she dodged out of the path of Goyle who was contentedly drooling all over his shoe.
He quickly smacked into a wall and fell backwards, creating a pool of spittle around his head.
"Augh…that's disgusting." Kimmie said as they rounded the corner and started climbing the stairs.
"I think it was the effects of the brains' hypnosis." Isabel reasoned.
Kimmie nodded in agreement.
"Does that mean-? Oh no…"
They all ran pell-mell to Dumbledore's office.
"Jolly rancher!" Kathryn shouted.
"That's one of the good things about being a teacher's apprentice." She explained after being given questioning looks.
They quickly scaled the stairs and threw open his door.
Dumbledore was not there.
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Kimmie: Ok, so from now on the chapters will end with a Circle Time-
Everyone except Kathryn: Aww! Come on!
Kimmie: (shrugs) We haven't got a better name. No one has suggested anything yet.
(collective sighs)
Everyone is sitting aroundin a circle in Dumbledore's office.
Maureen: (rolls her eyes at the description) Of course we're sitting around in a circle! It's called 'Circle Time'.
Hey, I'm just a narrator.
Maureen: Pfft. Fine.
Morgan: So, what are we going to talk about?
Jenny: MY RATS! THEY'RE SO COOL! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE ZUKO AND SYRUS! SQWEEEEEEE!
Bradley: Yes, yes it is cool. But Jenny...I think you might be a little obsessed with them...
Jenny: (narrows eyes) what are you saying?
Morgan: well...you do spend too much time with them...
Bradley: And...you obsess over them...
Jenny: How so?
Morgan: Well...you take them to every class...
Bradley: And you pet them and talk to them during class...
Morgan: And you take twoGryffindor's plates at mealtimes and put food on it for them...
Bradley: You even went to the kitchens to recommend food they like...
Jenny: oh...well...that's not...too...obsessed...
Stacey: um...yeah it kinda is...
Jenny: Come on! You would too if you had pets that were your crushes!
Everyone: oh...good point...
That is the end of the first Circle Time.
All: Gah! Retched name...
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