YAY! It's finally spring break! Doo deedoo. (does the moonwalk) I'm hoping to finish this story by the end of the week so I can start another one. I have a very good plot in mind.

(People gasp)

Yes, it is possible. (lighning strikes across the black background) I CAN THINK OF AN ACTUAL PLOT! MWUAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Ahem, anyways. The new Circle-time will be called Interruption-Of-Our-Story-To-Entertain-Ourselves Time for this chappy and maybe the next chappy because it was a suggestion by Marieko and all suggestions will be taken into account and will most likely be used for at least one chapter.

Disclaimer: Everything, except for my friends and I, belongs to J. K. Rowling. Mmyes. The one author-

(loud, deep, echo-y voice) TO RULE THEM ALL! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

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"What are we going to do? What are we going to doooo!" Stacey wailed as she paced about Dumbledore's office.

The friends were scattered about the room, sitting haphazardly on chairs or tables or even lounging on a large trunk as Bradley was doing with her arm draped over her eyes in a defeated way.

Kathryn was leaning against his large desk and looking about at the empty paintings.

"Probably waltzing about the dungeon trying to look for canaries or something trivial." She mused.

Jennifer sighed and leant her face in her hands in a tired manner.

"If we're going to do something we need to think of it fast."

"Yeah," Kimmie jumped in, "There has got to be some way to defeat them."

Isabel nodded, "Everyone has a weak spot."

"Yeah…" Stacey sighed, a dreamy look crossing her features, "And mine is Draco."

Jennie shook her head, "You're too obsessed with him. That's not healthy."

Stacey gave her a pointed look, "And fondling over animangi crushes is?"

"….Good point…."

The nine collectively sighed.

"Is there anything we can do?" Maureen asked cynically.

"There has to be. This is our fault and we should fix it." Morgan piped up.

"How is this our fault?" Jennifer asked from the couch.

Morgan rolled her eyes, "Do you honestly think that J. K. Rowling would write about flying brains who want to take over the universe?"

"Oh yeah."

"Wow I feel stupid…"

"Good point."

"True, true."

"I need a toaster-strudel."

"Alright, alright. Now, we need ideas." Kathryn took charge.

"I say we bombard them with information!" Morgan suggested, "Then maybe they'll overload and explode …or…something…"

Everyone shrugged, they couldn't think of anything better; so they headed off towards the library and then to where the brains were staying.

It took awhile to find them, but they were eventually found in the dungeons.

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The nine slumped back into Dumbledore's office, coughing smoke and wiping dust off their clothes.

"Well…" Isabel said from one of the chairs, "That didn't work…"

"Some idea Morgan."

"We nearly died!"

"I had to read from a book that wanted to eat my fingers!"

"SHUSH! Geez. I'm sorry, ok?" Morgan said while putting a small fire out that was on her melting shoe, "I didn't exactly say we had to try my idea. That was a collective vote."

"Well…..yeah, I guess…."

"(sigh) I feel stupid again."

"You are stupid."

"Hey!"

"Guys, cut it out (cough)." Kathryn said as she, once again, coughed a puff of smoke. "We still need a plan."

"The one plan?" Bradley started in a deep, evil voice.

"To RULE THEM ALL?" Stacey joined in.

The other seven blinked.

"Ahem."

"sorry…"

"Riiiiight, so. Any ideas?"

"Hmm….I think we should try the opposite of Morgan's idea." Isabel suggested.

Morgan gaped, "Great! Rub it in some more about how stupid Morgan is."

"Don' worry love. Aye luv ya." Jack Sparrow said from her bookmark (a/n: she wasn't reading, he's just there…ok?...ok).

Morgan hugged it, "Aww. Thank you Jack."

"Uh…"

"What the crap?"

"Where can I get one!"

"Why does the sky change colors?"

"Ok, now. All in favor of trying the opposite of Morgan's plan?" Kathryn asked.

Eight raised their hands.

Morgan 'humphed'.

"Right, then. So ah…what exactly did you have in mind Isabel?"

Seven curious eyes turned to her.

She smirked.

"We be as unpredictable, random, and insane as possible."

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(creepy announcer-guy voice) This time on Interruption-Of-Our-Story-To-Entertain-Ourselves Time, they shall talk about the effects of different kinds of cheese in everyday life.

Stacey- I think that it is important to have different cheeses.

Bradley- Yes, otherwise you would just eat one kind of cheese.

Kathryn- ...

Morgan- And that would be boring.

Isabel- ...

Stacey- Yes, it would be very boring.

Kimmie- ...

Bradley- And terrible. If you never ate different varieties of cheeses, you wouldn't be able to try them all.

Jennifer- ...

Stacey- Yes, and that would be especially terrible because only those who have tried almost every kind of cheese get to taste the sacred cheese.

Bradley- (nods)

Morgan- Sacred cheese?

Stacey&Bradley- Portobello cheese. (a/n: not a real kind of cheese)

Morgan- (lifts eyebrow)

Stacey- Have you not heard the tale?

Morgan- (shakes head)

Bradley- (Starts to sing to tune of 'Portobello Road' from Bedknobs & Broomsticks) Portobello cheese! Portobello cheese!

Stacey- I'll have it with a tankerd of rum if you please!

Stacey&Bradley- Anything and everything can go-o with cheese! So pass me the swiss and the po-ortobe-ello cheese!

Maureen- Now I'm hungry. I'm going back to the kitchens. (leaves circle)