They looked back, to where the voice came from. To no surprise, it was McGonagall. She looked exhausted, as if she too, had also been roaming around at night.

"Oh no…" gasped Ron.

Sirius, however, was enjoying the moment.

"What are you waiting for? Go to my office, now!" barked McGonagall.

"Sure, Minnie" Sirius casually said, leading the group to her office.

When they got to her office, McGonagall slammed the door shut.

"Here comes the catfight…" sighed James.

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF THE TROUBLE YOU LOT COULD CAUSE!" barked McGonagall, making Ron whimper.

McGonagall, taking notice of Ron (at last) said, "no, not you, Weasley." Then she continued shouting once again, "YOU FOUR, HAVE YOU ANY IDEA!"

"Professor, we were really planning to come back right away… Well, at least I was." Lily said.

"Hey, we were too" defended Remus.

"Except…"

"Except… WHAT?" asked McGonagall, raising her eyebrow.

No one spoke for a while. Then James gestured Remus to speak. After all, Remus was the prefect. And as prefect, well, you get dumped with the responsibility.

"Well, Sirius, he…" started Remus. But McGonagall already got the point.

"YOU LOST THE TIMETURNER!"

Silence was now in the air. All of the students were shaking with fear. That is, until some random man appeared out of no where.

"Yellow y'all!" said the random man ever so cheerfully.

It was Sirius Black. The Sirius Black they thought dead. The Sirius Black who did everything to make others happy. The Sirius Black who… never mind, you get the point. So it was him, and they were all shocked to see him.

"Sirius Black, you're alive!" exclaimed McGonagall.

"And yellow!" the older Sirius added cheerfully.

"And still an egghead" muttered Remus, making the older Sirius Black glare at him.

The younger Sirius, taking notice of his future self's glare, randomly said, "wopah, you're hot. I'm going to be hot when I'm older!"

"Not going to be, you're already hot!" the present Sirius assured him.

"OYEA! See James? I'm hot, you're not!" said the younger Sirius.

"I'm hotter than you lot put together!" James bragged in reply.

"In your dreams!" said Remus, thus starting a long hotness fight.

"Don't you realize that I'm both hot and sexy!" said Sirius.

"You're not even close! I'm on the Quidditch feild, hot AND sexy! That's definitely better!" James pointed out.

"Who are you calling hot and sexy when I already define hexy!" Remus retorted.

"You are all eggheads." Lily said, but the ultimately hot marauders don't hear her.

But the older Sirius heard her. "Hmm... eggheads?" I think they're more of airheads" he replied.

Meanwhile, in the random fight of the ultimately hot marauders...

"Hexy! What the--? I'm still the best!" said James simply.

"You? The best? You can't even get Lily!" Sirius pointed out.

"She's not my type... too red." James defended himself.

"Just because you can't get her to fall for you..." Remus muttered under his breath.

"She does! And every other girl who's seen me!"

"In your dreams!" Lily exclaimed, but still didn't get the maruaders to hear her.

"I even get admirers from afar!" James continued.

"Stop bluffing!" Remus said.

"MY killer smile beats all of you to the floor!" Sirius said.

"You're kidding! Mine does! YOU are just a third-class smiler!"

"My smile and perfect teeth attracts everyine within a mile!" James said.

And with that, the ultimately HOT HOT HOT marauders smile at Lily and the others (hey, they needed an audience!) who was blushing so much, she laughed to cover her red red cheecks. The older Sirius noticed Lily's reaction and laughed along.

"That's the spirit!" he laughed.

Ron was shocked. He's never seen hot guys like them... EVER. "Woah, you guys pass the hotness test..."

That was all he needed to say to get the complete attention of the marauders.

"Who's smile is the best? It's mine, right!" Remus asked Ron.

"In your dreams!" Sirius snorted, "mine is!"

Ron was shocked. He's never seen guys so caught up with their looks. "Maybe I should keep out of this..." he told himself.

"You should." said McGonagall.

"Let me decide who's hottest..." the older Sirius Black said.

"He'll obviously choose himself." James said rolling his eyes.

"Total sign of vanity--" Remus added.

"--And being an egghead." James finished.

"Fine, I won't choose." said the adult Sirius.

"Aww... but I was so close to winning!" whined the younger Sirius.

"I don't want to stay up all night." McGonagall said. "Sirius--"

She stopped, due to the fact that the two Sirius Blacks reacted.

"The older one," she said.

"Oh."

"Where did the timeturner go?" she asked.

"Can't tell. You'll have to find it yourselves." the older Sirius replied.

"Gee, Sirius, you'll still be an egghead when you grow up." Lily told the younger Sirius.

"Well, he's not that much of an egghead..." Ron defended.

"See! I'll mature my eggy head..." said Sirius.

"But he still has some air and eggs in his head." Ron added, making everyone but the two Blacks snort with laughter.

"SIRIUS BLACK, TELL ME WHERE IT IS, THIS INSTANT." McGonagall said loudly.

"YOU KNOW THE RULES, I CAN'T TELL." the adult Sirius replied in the same tone.

"Oh yes, I-- erm, forgot. But then, Lily, we have to change the color of your eyes--"

"NO!" Lily interrupted.

"YES! And Potter, we have to change..."

"Everything." Ron finished for McGonagall.

"What! NO!" James cried.

"We can just fix your hair, I guess it will make a difference..." said McGonagall.

James was irritated. "What's wrong with my perfect beloved hair?" he asked.

"It's too noticeable." McGonagall replied simply while flicking her want to make Lily's eyes blue.

"NO!" Lily cried. But it was too late. Her eyes were already blue.

McGonagall then faced James and flicked her wand once more to fix James's disturbingly, perfect messy hair.

Remus was surprised. "I didn't know just fixing your hair would change everything!"

"My hair..." James whimpered, "my irresistably perfect hair... it's all... gone!"

"You complain a lot." Ron said watching Lily cry.

"I shall inform the teachers that you are here. You'll stay with the rest of the Gryffindors, but Weasley and Lupin..." McGonagall said.

"WHAT KIND OF PREFECTS ARE YOU, SNEAKING OUT AT NIGHT!" she shouted.

Ron whimpered while Remus, apparently didn't react at all.

"Never mind that." the older Sirius told McGonagall, "We're all stupid at times!"

"Go to your dormitory, now!" McGonagall barked.

"You heard the mad lady, come on!"

"I'll accompany you."

"There's no need for that, I can come with them."

"I'll come."

"Fine, no one trusts me."

So they left McGonagall's office to go to the portrait of the fat lady. And when they reached the portrait, McGonagall gave the timetravelers a warning.

"You four are not to talk to anyone aside from Mr. Weasley here, and maybe his friends." she said briskly.

"But what if they find us hot? Me, hot!" James asked.

"Then I'll change all of your faces." McGonagall said, making Remus gulp. With that, she left.

"My face... my beautiful face..." the younger Sirius whimpered.

"Shut up. Blimey, you guys are vain." said Ron.

"So!" came from the four timetravelers.

The old Sirius laughed. "The days..."