Author's Note:

Have I told you lately how much I love you people? Seriously. I do. I love you all. I apologize for the short chapter. It just sort of happened. The next chapter shall be much longer. So far its at 6 pages, the characters just keep on going. Lyndon is an instigator. I love her. Between her and Kendel, I see a lot of trouble..haha much like the character's name sake. I love you, Ken. You know I do, even though, I have planned to replace you with your sister. I shall start every sentence with, "so I was talking to Megan's sister, Kendel-." :0P

Onto the incredibly short chapter!

.13.
"Mc Dreamy's sister in law is dating my cousin. Addison's sister is sleeping next door to me," Meredith repeated into her cell phone.
"I threw up in front of Burke's mother. I got off the plane and threw up. Who does that!" Cristina ranted.
"Apparently you do. What am I going to do?"
"What are you going to do? What am I going to do? I threw up in front of my boyfriend's mother before I even said hello."
"At least you have a boyfriend's mother to puke in front of. I'm the dirty ex-mistress of the brother in law of my cousin's girlfriend."
"Addison's sister is dating your cousin."
"That is what I've been saying."
"You all are rather incestuous. You did Mc Dreamy who is doing Mc Satan whose sister is doing your cousin."
"Never ever say that again. My life is a soap opera."
Cristina felt another wave of nausea hit. She looked around the bathroom of Burke's childhood bedroom.
"Mer, I got to call you back." Cristina ended the call and dropped to her knees in front of the toilet. Great, just great.

"Cristina! Cristina. Great, just great." Meredith hung up her cell phone and flung it on her bed. She sighed and threw herself on to the bed. Why do these things seem to happen to me?

"What is Derek's girlfriend's name?"
Addison yawned and looked at the phone in her hand.
"What? Who is this?" Addison peered at the clock next to her. 8am. Whoever it was she wanted to murder. Derek had been up at 4:30 to go fishing with their dads and the chief. Aidan had decided he wanted to wake up every to two hours to shower them with love. She looked down at the spit up on her sweatshirt. Ugh, she probably smelled like baby vomit. Addison was more than relieved that her son was now sleeping peacefully in his bassinet.
"Addi, it's Lyn, you moron."
"Lyndon, why the hell are you calling me to ask what my husband's girlfriend's name is? By the way, she is no longer his girlfriend. If you missed the memo, we have a stable marriage and a son."
"I think I am staying with his ex."
"You're at Meredith's? Lyn, why are you at Meredith's?"
"Rhys is her cousin. You know Rhys, right? The guy I have been dating for seven months? Well, guess what? His cousin is named Meredith Grey, and intern at Seattle Grace."
"Oh." Addison didn't know of anything else to say.
"Oh is right. What am I going to do, Addison? This woman caused a huge problem in your marriage."
"Lyn, sweetheart. I cheated on my husband. Does she know who you are?"
" I don't know. Probably. That is not the point. He cheated on you with her. She's cute, Add, but she is no Montgomery woman."
"Lyndon, I am not going to sit here and discuss whether or not my husband's ex-girlfriend is attractive. My son gave us a rough night. I'd like to sleep till Christmas or until Aunt Kane gets here. Mother has been quite vocal and Derek's sisters want my blood."
"Isn't Kendel there to protect you?"
"I am not even sure where Kendel is. Now, I am going to hang up and get a couple of more hours of sleep. The families are basically on their own today. Tomorrow will be a little crazy. Derek and his family will be having dinner at the hotel and going to mass. I think they will be coming over to open a couple of presents at midnight. I am not 100 sure on that. We are eating dinner here, going to the Lutheran church near the hospital, then handing out gifts to patients."
" Christmas Day is the brunch to open presents and dinner at six, right?"
"Right."
"Okay, you can go back to sleep now. I just wanted to know the name of the slut that was doing my brother in law."
"Lyndon Christine Forbes Montgomery! Good Lord, you have a long name. No wonder you use Lyndon Forbes."
"What was that Addison Forbes Montgomery Shepherd?"
"I am really glad Aidan is simply Aidan Montgomery Shepherd," Addison sighed." Look, don't insult Meredith. Its my fault Derek was with her in the first place."
"That doesn't mean I can't call her whatever I like. They called you names."
"Lyn-"
"Okay! I'll drop it."
"Thank you."
"Can I at least get one more in?"
Addison groaned and covered her face with a pillow.
"Fine."
"Stick figure with no soul."
"Ha! Kendel and Carrie Bradshaw have all ready beaten you to that one."
"Bitches."

obviously, I watch way too much sex and the city.I can't help it. I really can't. It was my love before Greys, though I could never bring myself to watch it Sunday night... I always waited till Monday. Anyway, next chapter is action packed. We got Cris and Burke, Lyn and Mer, the Shepherds, and more... Please review! Reviews inspire! Reviews means faster written chapters... well, when the characters are cooperating. But like I said, Del and Lyn are TROUBLE.