Karaoke Night Chapter 2: Squall loves Quistis Not, a final fantasy x fanfic

Seymour: It's my turn. (Seymour looks lovingly at Yuna) this is for you Lady Yuna.

(The Daisy, Daisy music starts)

Yuna, Yuna give me your answer true.

I've gone crazy because I wanna kill you.

It won't be a stylish marriage;

I'll hit you with the carriage. And it'll be sweet…

Everyone: Sit down Seymour!

Seymour: Wait, wait. I have a real song. I promise.

Lulu: Then sing it for Yevon's sakes.

Narrator: This is when things start to get weird.

Seymour: This one is still for you Lady Yuna and you Son of Jecht.

Oh my love, please don't cry.

I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life.

I ripped out his throat and called you on the telephone to take off my

disguise just in time to hear you cry when you…you mourned the death

of your bloody valentine the night he died. You mourned the death of your

bloody valentine one last time. Oh my love, please don't cry. I'll wash my

bloody hands and we'll start a new life. I don't know much at all. I don't

know wrong from right. All I know is I love you tonight. There was police

and flashing lights. And the rain came down so hard that night. And the

headlines read a lover died, no tell-tale heart was left to find when you...you

mourned the death of your bloody valentine the night he died. You mourned

the death of your bloody valentine one last time. Oh my love, please don't cry.

I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life. I don't know much at all.

I don't know wrong from right. All I know is I love you tonight.

(Seymour walks over to Yuna and grabs her hand and starts dancing with her)

He dropped you off I followed him home. Then I stood outside his bedroom.

Standing over him, he begged not to do what I knew I had to do because I'm

so in love with you. Oh my love, please don't cry. I'll wash my bloody hands

and we'll start a new life. I don't know much at all. I don't know wrong from

right. All I know is I love you tonight.

Wakka: Okay…that was really weird, ya?

Vela: Ya.

Seifer: Next.

(Rinoa waves her hands wildly.)

Tidus: Fine you go.

(Rinoa pushes Seymour out of the way and grabs the microphone)

Rinoa: Yunie, Selphie, and Rikku I'm gonna need you for this one. Quistis this is for you. It's what I've been feeling for a long time. (The music starts and the girls start dancing an obviously choreographed dance)

Rikku, Yuna, and Selphie: Give it your all girl, give it all ya got.

You can take a chance, take your best shot.

Say what you want girl, do what you do.

He's never gonna, gonna make it with you

Rinoa: you pulling petals off a flower trying to get your way.

Keep pulling tell it says what you wanna say.

Girl you can pick a field full of daisies but Squall'll still be my baby.

I know you can hardly wait till I'm away from him. Instinctively I know what you're thinking.

You'll be giving him an opened invitation but my baby won't be taking it no.

Rikku, Yuna, and Selphie: You can pout your cherry lips. Try to tempt him with a sweet kiss.

You can flirt your pretty eyes he ain't got his hands tied.

All four girls: No chains to unlock.

So free to do what he wants.

He's into what he's got

Rinoa: He loves me. He loves you not.

(Quistis's face turns bright red, it's obvious she's getting very mad)

All four: No matter what you do,

he's never gonna be with you.

He's into what he's got.

Rinoa: He loves me. He loves you not.

You're the kind of girl who is always up for do or dare.

You only want him just because he's there. Always looking for a new ride. The grass is

greener on the other side. You're the kind of girl whose not use to hearing no. All your lovers trying

to take you where you wanna go. Doesn't matter how hard you try, you're never gonna get with my guy.

All four girls: No chains to unlock.

So free to do what he wants.

He's into what he's got

Rinoa: And that's me.

He loves me. He loves you not.

All four: No matter what you do,

he's never gonna be with you.

He's into what he's got.

Rinoa: He loves me. He loves you not. (Zell comes out and starts playing a guitar.)

Doesn't matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you.

Selphie, Rikku, and Yuna: Give it your all girl, give it all ya got.

You can take your chance at a second hand shot.

Say what you want girl, do what you do.

He's never gonna make it with you.

You can pout your cherry lips.

Try to tempt him with a sweet kiss.

You can flirt your pretty eyes he ain't got his hands tied.

All four girls: No chains to unlock.

So free to do what he wants.

He's into what he's got

Rinoa: Loves me he loves you not.

All four: No matter what you do,

he's never gonna be with you.

He's into what he's got.

Rinoa: He loves me he loves you not.

Quistis: Vela stop them!

Vela: (Who is laughing uncontrollably) All right Rinoa. That's enough.

(The girls sit down as the group begins to calm down.)

Vela: All right who's next?

(Quistis raises her hand and stands up.)

Quistis: I gotta clear the air. Selphie, Rikku, Yuna all of you stay. Squall, get up here. (Quistis starts dancing around Squall and soon he and the girls join in.)

All four girls: Gimme your love,

Gimme your love,

Gimme your love

Quistis: Oh your love's so good I don't wanna let go.

And although I should, I can't leave you alone,

Cause you're so disarming I'm caught up in the midst of you

And I can not resist at all.

Selphie, Yuna, Rikku: Boy if I do

The things you want me to

The way i used to do

Would you love me baby

Or leave me feeling used

Would you go and break my heart

Quistis: Heartbreaker you've got the best of me.

But I just keep on coming back incessantly.

Oh why did you have to run your game on me?

I should've known right from the start you'd go and break my heart.

All four girls: Gimme your love,

Gimme your love,

Gimme your love

Quistis: It's a shame to be

So euphoric and weak

When you smile at me

And you tell me the things

That you know persuade

Me to relinquish my love to you

But I cannot resist at all.

Selphie, Yuna, Rikku: Boy if I do

The things you want me to

The way i used to do

Would you love me baby

Or leave me feeling used

Would you go and break my heart

Quistis: Heartbreaker you've got the best of me.

But I just keep on coming back incessantly.

Oh why did you have to run your game on me?

I should've known right from the start you'd go and break my heart.

Squall: She wanna shop with Squall, Play bops with Squall

She wanna pillow fight in the middle of the night

She wanna drop my Benz with 5 a her friends

She wanna creep past the block, spyin again

She wanna roll with Squall, chase Rinoa away

She wanna fight with lane, chicks blow my day

She wanna except the rest, kick me to the curb

If she find one strand of hair darker then hers

She want love in the Jacuzzi, rub up in the movies

Access to the old crib

Keys to the newbies

She wanna answer the phone, tattoo her arm

That's when I gotta send her back to her mom

She called me a heartbreaker when we apart it makes her

Wanna piece of paper, scribble down I hate ya

But she know she love Squall because

She love everything Squall say Squall does

Quistis: Heartbreaker you've got the best of me.

But I just keep on coming back incessantly.

Oh why did you have to run your game on me?

I should've known right from the start you'd go and break my heart.

All four girls: Gimme your love,

Gimme your love,

Gimme your love.

Rinoa: Squall! Sit down right now!

(Squall rushes to his seat. Rinoa gives Quistis a goofy look as she grabs Squall's hand)

Yuna: I wanna go next. This song is for Tidus. It's our anniversary.

(Seymour makes loud disgusting gagging noises.)

Yuna: I hope you like it. I need all the girls except you Lu. Sorry.

(Lulu gives a pouty look)

Lulu: Nobody wants to use me.

Auron: Stand on a street corner in Luca. I'm pretty sure someone will want to use you.

Lulu: You want another bad eye?

Narrator: Ooooo this is turning into some serious Jerry Springer stuff. Yuna's up next so stay tuned.