Yuna: Can I use a different dressphere for this song?
Vela: Yes just hurry up.
(Yuna changes into her gunner dressphere)
Yuna: Okay I'm ready. (The music starts and they all start dancing like Christina Aguilera in the Come on over video)
All the girls: Come on over
Come on over baby
Come on over
Come on over baby.
Yuna: Hey boy don't you know I've got something going on.
I got an invitation, don't you keep me waiting all night long.
All the girls: I know you know.
Yuna: So baby don't
All the girls: Pretend you won't.
Yuna: Keep me guessing if ya...
All the girls: Ya will or ya won't
Yuna: Don't wanna play that game with you Tidus.
All the girls: All I want is you.
Yuna: Oh come over here, Tidus.
All the girls: All I want is you.
Yuna: You know you make me go crazy.
All the girls: All I want is you.
Yuna: Now Tidus don't be shy. You better cross the line. I wanna love you because all i want is you.
All the girls: Come on over
Come on over baby
Come on over
Come on over baby.
Lulu: In Yevon's name get her off that stage!
(Everyone, especially the guys ignore Lulu. They're all drooling at Yuna who doesn't notice. Seymour trys to obey Lulu's command but Kimahri blocks his path.)
Yuna: Not just talkin' about your sexuality but I can't help myself when you put your hands on me.
The other girls: It's paradise
Yuna: when you and I
The other girls: Get close, get tight.
Yuna: When i wanna I wanna...
the other girls: go on all night.
Yuna: I wanna play that game with you Tidus. Listen to me...
All the girls: All I want is you.
Yuna: Oh come over here, Tidus.
All the girls: All I want is you.
Yuna: You know you make me go crazy.
All the girls: All I want is you.
Yuna: Now Tidus don't be shy. You better cross the line. I wanna love you because all i want is you.
All the girls: Come on over
Come on over baby
Come on over
Come on over baby.
Yuna: Don't you wanna be the one tonight?
We can do exaclty what you like.
Don't you wanna be just you and me?
We can do what comes so naturally.
I got a thing for you.
I got my mind made up.
And I'm serious
I've never been sure
and it's right here come on.
The other girls: You give me...
Yuna: What a girl feels
What girl likes
What a girl needs
What a girl wants...
All the girls: All I want is you.
Yuna: Oh Tidus.
All the girls: All I want is you.
Yuna: You make me go crazy.
All the girls: All I want is you.
Yuna: Now Tidus don't be shy. You better cross the line. I wanna love you because all i want is you.
All the girls: All I want is you.
Yuna: Oh yeah
All the girls: All I want is you.
Yuna: You make me go crazy.
All the girls: All I want is you.
Yuna: Now Tidus don't be shy. You better cross the line. I wanna love you because all i want is you.
(The girls smile as they sit back in their chairs. The boys have to roll up their tounges to fit them back in their mouths. Tidus holds Yuna's hand happily)
Vela: Well thank you Yuna for that display of...talent. Or something...I'm not quite sure what that was but I know I never want to see it again. Kimahri why don't you go. You haven't spoken much tonight.
Kimahri: All right. Kimahri go. Seymour, Wakka, Auron, Lulu help Kimahri?
(They nod and follow Kimahri. The music starts and Wakka, Auron, and Lulu start dancing like in Thriller. Seymour's just being weird.)
Kimahri: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark (He points to Seymour)
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart (Still pointing at Seymour)
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes, (Still pointing at Seymour)
You're paralyzed
Wakka:'cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike (he points to Seymour)
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Kimahri: You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind (Points to Seymour again)
You're out of time
Lulu: 'cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight
Kimahri: Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade (He points to Auron)
There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time
(they're open wide)
This is the end of your life
They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side (He points to Lulu)
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together (He points to Yuna)
All thru the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen,
I'll make you see
Seymour: That this is thriller, thriller night
'cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try (He points to Yuna)
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight
Auron: Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
(Seymour's maniacal laughter startles everyone. Kimahri and the others sit down like nothing weird just happened.)
Seifer: Okayyy...That was weird even for me. Is it my turn yet?
Vela: Sure Seifer. Go ahead. This can't get any weirder.
Narrator: Poor Vela if she only knew what Seifer was going to sing, she never would've said that. And who knew Kimahri could speak in full sentences?