Vela: All right I'm tired of waiting! Who's going next?

(Wakka, Auron, and Seymour waved their hands wildly)

Quistis: Aww the old men wanna go next?

Auron: Hey we are not old. We are seasoned that's it seasoned.

Vela: I don't care if you're half dead. Just go already!

(Auron, Wakka, and Seymour get on stage as the music starts)

Wakka: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo Number 5

Auron: One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on
Let's ride to the liqueur-store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap

Seymour: I like Yuna, Lulu, Selphie and Rinoa
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

All the guys: A little bit of Yuna in my life
A little bit of Selphie by my side
A little bit of Lulu is all I need
A little bit of Rikku is what I see
A little bit of Quistis in the sun
A little bit of Rinoa all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Selphie: Hey who's Jessica?

(The guys ignore her and continue dancing)

Wakka: And jump and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Auron: Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right

All the guys: A little bit of Yuna in my life
A little bit of Selphie by my side
A little bit of Lulu is all I need
A little bit of Rikku is what I see
A little bit of Quistis in the sun
A little bit of Rinoa all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Lulu: Who the heck is Jessica?

(Once again the lady is ignored as the song continues)

Auron, Seymour, and Wakka: I do all
To fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch and sky

All the guys: A little bit of Yuna in my life
A little bit of Selphie by my side
A little bit of Lulu is all I need
A little bit of Rikku is what I see
A little bit of Quistis in the sun
A little bit of Rinoa all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Wakka: Mambo number 5 !

All the girls: Who is Jessica?

Yuna: Tell us or we will kill you!

Vela: You're going to have to take that outside! My parents are here. Go now!

(The Final Fantasy characters leave quickly)

Vela: Hey you forgot to take your mess with you!

Narrator: So that ends another exciting adventure in Realityville. Please tune in next week or whatever, the same realityville time same realityville channel.