A/N: I decided to bring inb Billie and Dex to this series... Don't hate me Nicole! But the good news is there's still no Leo and Cole is not coming back. Wait... that's not good news...

Charmed if you can still call it that... Season the two.

Episode 2: The spooky episode!

(Fade in: Cemetery. Prue's grave. Willow, clearly magic high, bounds in and start doing the Osiris resurrection spell.)

WILLOW: Osiris! Master of death and whatnot bring fort the bitch of the people. (Buffy walks over.) Wrong bitch!

BUFFY: Willow, for shame! You fell off the wagon!

(Buffy pulls the witch by the ear an 'escorts' her away. Close up on the grave. Cut to inside the grave. Prue's rotting corpse starts to do the Buffy thing and gets all un-rotted and Prue comes back to life. Cut to outside: Prue's hand dramatically pulls out of the ground. Someone walks by and steps on it.)

PRUE: (Off screen) Ow, fuck!

(Roll credits. It possible more people have been added and some have been permanently taken away, like Cole, Andy, Darryl and Zankou. Fade in: Manor kitchen. Piper is reading the newspaper. Billie walks in.)

BILLIE: When are you guys going to teach me to fight demons and stuff?

PIPER: (Not looking up.) Is in the attic.

BILLIE: Are you even listening to me!

PIPER: (Looks at her.) And you are?

BILLIE: BILLIE! The new witch character that's going to learn from you guys!

PIPER: Learn what? You wanna learn how to scry?

BILLIE: For starters!

PIPER: Um... go to the living room, I'll be right there.

(Billie left. Piper returned to the paper. Precious walked in.)

PRECIOUS: So I somehow got Phoebe's old job.

PIPER: (Not looking up.) Is in the attic.

PRECIOUS: (Not listening to Piper either.) This guy, Dex, helped me out. He had a thing for Phoebe and I had a premonition-

PIPER: (Alarmed.) Premonition! Did the elders find us!

PRECIOUS: No. I just get premonitions about future weddings. Is one of my less talked about powers.

PIPER: Oh ok.

(Pause.)

PIPER: Wait... wedding? Who's getting married?

(Paige orbs in.)

PAIGE: Phoebe is.

PRECIOUS: How did you know?

PAIGE: I read the script.

PIPER: Oh big whoop.

(Prue crashes in from the window. The sisters look at her as she gets up. It should be noted that due to the spell the girls did they look different to Prue.)

PRUE: Um... who are you guys?

JOAN: (Piper) I'm-

GINA: (Precious) Joan! She's Joan. We live here now.

PRUE: Oh... then I guess I'll leave...

(She drags her tail out. the girls high five. Cut to P3. Wyatt is TK'ing some lamps around. Veronica is watching from a table and taking notes.)

VERONICA VOICEOVER: It was obvious that the death of his mother affected the poor lonely three-year-old. You can see the sadness in his telekinetic moves... wait... what?

(Victor walks in and sees what Veronica is seeing. He freezes the scene.)

VICTOR: Wait, I'm a witch?

(Dum, dum, dum!)

VICTOR: Bitching!

(Cut to: Sidney's house. Phoebe and Sidney, from scream, are sitting in the living room watching horror movies. The phone rings and Phoebe goes pick it up. Sidney stops her.)

SIDNEY: Don't!

PHOEBE: But-

SIDNEY: Is just that damn ghost face! He always calls when I'm alone watching my movies, well he's just going to have to wait until I want to answer. What did you rent anyway?

(Phoebe pushes play and the video from The Ring (a well, a woman picking her nose in a mirror, crapping horses, a lighthouse) plays. Sidney realizes what tape it is!)

SIDNEY: What the fuck! Did you just show me the tape that gets you killed!

PHOEBE: Well, yeah. Making a copy and showing it to others is the only way to not die.

(The phone rings. Sidney answers.)

SIDNEY: What, ghost face?

SAMORA: Seven days...

SIDNEY: No is in four days! How could you forget the anniversary where you killed my first set of friends!

SAMORA: What? I just met you!

SIDNEY: Who is this?

SAMORA: Samora...

SIDNEY: I don't know anyone by that name.

SAMORA: But-

Sidney: Good day!

SAMORA: Wha-!

SIDNEY: I said good day!

(Sidney hangs up. Cut to: Living room. Billie is trying to scry. She fails. How can someone fail scrying is beyond me. She taps her foot and dials on her cell.)

BILLIE: Hello? Can I speak to my cousin... Jenny!

(-Gasp-fade to black.)

End.

A/N: Ooh does this mean the return of JENNY!